Selling underwear

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  not sure about uni students cavey..... here's an opportunity for you though. on the american ebay there is a 'kangaroo scrotum keychain' for sale $US 39.99...... bargain!(not sure how they got that through customs)this could be your calling however..... no doubt there's a few extra roo's hanging around your cave, being a caveman surely you've acquired some excellent hunting skills.....some extra cash for yourself to make ends meets cavey..... do the cave up a little maybe note; no animals were harmed in the making of this publication

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  know about her part time 'cottage industry' now? Yes what a bright little button Lily is...although I have vaguely heard of this sort of stuff happening before... only with panties though. The Mister is quite partial to my musky cast offs... perhaps I should be charging too... hmmm, I'd like an ipad. So if you have any requests ie. black g string, lacy red number, large grandma style, crotchless... nah that would sort of defeat the purpose... Please PM me. Lol   As for other nifty and barge ass lazy ideas to make some extra dosh... aren't there people out there who are into urine and faeces...just saying.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Some of my scrungie undies could do with an upgrade.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  For the enterprising wanker,chocolate sperm cake,a friend of mine regularly collects her boyfriend's sperm and they indulge in this gourmet delicacy.   Mmm really the list of gourmet products would be endless,I don't know whether the health benefits of consuming sperm would be destroyed in the cooking process.,perhaps a fellow poster might have the answer.   Cavey Cakes and Gourmet Delicacies.....I can see it now.....and not forgetting the Caveman Kitchen Cookbook....   I think you might be onto something here Caveman

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I do have direct manufacturing connections in China (seriously...I'm not joking) and about the only thing they have more of there than people is silkworms! So here's the plot.... | I just checked and pure silk panties and scanties ordered in bulk are about 16 cents each...hell, for 2 cents more they'll even needle-point stitch a name on them! Hooray...and who cares what the name(s) are as long as it sizzles when you say it. Now Cavey, forget trying to butt heads with the labour unions and those ugly child labour laws...there are some red hot ladies of distinction here of age, and truthfully would be much more suited to the tasks or even multi-tasking. | Saskia...the line forms behind you, just rub them anywhere and as long as they guys on the Board of Directors get to watch you can be sure of a full and equal share of the profits. Now get a move on ya'all...I just bought 50 new .com domain names, you know like "SakiasSexyScanties.com" and bugger any truth in advertising as we can tell them they came from any woman we like as long as she's of legal age and considered a consenting adult. | Now about eBay and international stores online...that's already covered. | | Disclaimer: Woman aged 21 to 30...you must be direct employees. Apply now online!

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I am going to value add when I hit the mine towns and take pictures so send me some of thos panties   I can offer one free RHP sexy womens knickers per shoot.   Hell I can shoot you shooting into said panties   how about lollie pops in the shape of a woman, for those mine guys,   when someone says what the hell are you eating? pussy   please clean up the cave , and make sure it has air con and a bear skin rug on the floor

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Quoting 'jennylee1903' Some of my scrungie undies could do with an upgrade. About $50 plus postage if you find the right market BUT craigslist doesn't want you selling clothing that isn't clean so will take down your ads pretty soon after you put them up, paypal will fine you about $500 for using their service to collect the cash for your sexy skimpies and Australia Post doesn't want to transport them so there's always those risks to consider.The easiest way I've found to make it work profitably is getting some local regular repeat customers who meet me for a coffee and chat, pay me cash and part merrily with their little paper bag of dirty delights. The risk there is that panty pervs who contact you usually fall into one of 3 categories: The one-off "taboo" tryer, relatively harmless but probs won't be back once they find out you're not going to have sex with them; the decent individual with a kink, they're worth keeping in touch with; and the creepy stalkers, 'nuff said. You do have to be a good judge of character and willing to turn down $$ for the sake of your personal safety.xx Sarah

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I'd even pay for someone to take him if you promise not to return him too early

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  ...so just package them in plastic, wrap them and send them on their way in the post marked as "Return of Personal Belongings". You probably wouldn't be surprised at all how many things I have accidentally left behind on trips I didn't make and had sent back to me in a $2 shaving kit...would you? Panty sniffers are usually pretty up on interpreting online advertising...Google is a robot and DMOZ won't index you for about a year and all you need is a US base address to access the adult section on eBay. PayPal...right, just put in a small disclaimer that these are a novelty item only intended for adult use and are NIB. That can mean most anything...you can run with it from there. | The only real worry is Rex, the package sniffing dog at customs...but once he cops of whiff of what's inside there is a fair chance even he'll turn on his handler after he lifts his leg and marks the package as Approved. By the time Express Post gets them there, they'll be so ripe your customer will go from occasional user to addicted in one hit. Include you're very own email address and plan in advance to drop ship from inside the countries that are generating most of your business. Don't even ask about setting up an offshore bank account...GIFY. | Of course then you've got you're very own direct marketing list and the rest doesn't matter. That...is when you raise the price. Another old trick of the trade...like low altitude maneuvers in a Cessna 172 avoiding random gunfire from the lame border cops taking pot shots at you with revolvers. | Don't mark the package as biomass...even if it contains one. |Disclaimer: This is a novelty post meant for adult entertainment only.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  good comments there all.. CM: you lost me mate :) Saskia.. that thought is... ummm... well, I don't know what it is.. so I will just shake my head..   Thanks all :)   caveman.. (tch!! the modern world)

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