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Seduction Tactics
November 12 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
Big beautiful bossoms bounce boldly by being braced bountifully between big bad boys ball bags.. Class all the way for me..sexy exchanges of possible pleasure is a massive turn on..crass well its trashy..just like my first line..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now to be fair, these fellows who were quoted as saying, "I really like your huge titties" and "you've got great tits" were uncouth but they were being complimentary. Let's face it, they've come a long way from hitting you over the head with their club and dragging you into their cave. Try not to be too offended by it. Their openness has at least made it clear to you that they are not your type. Saves a great deal of time, that does. As to, "he had a sexy hairy ball sack", I must admit, having always been of the opinion that scrotums were rather ugly, I would have been taken aback a bit but ...with tits like yours it wouldn't have hurt your chances.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had a look at your profile and agree that yes, you do have breasts and two of them exactly where they should be. All things in context as they are not 'that big', unless they were on display that as an opening line would have shown a bit of panache. I wonder if the same sort of line delivered with some dignity, control and in a more humourous context might not have been much more subtle and appropriate? Mind you, the man would have to look you straight in the eyes at all times and not laugh unless you did... 'Hi, you do know why a woman has beautiful breasts like yours? It's so shy men like me can avoid looking them in the eyes when they first say hello.' *pause very briefly* 'How am I doing so far?' *wait to see if you laugh or smile or blush* 'Yes, I am 'that shy" and...' Who in the hell knows what will work as an icebreaker but I can assure you that nearly every man that reads this post has now had a look at your profile and thinking 'Not a bad rack at all'. "I mean how would a well-educated, sensual, classy man react if I told him that "he had a sexy hairy ball sack" as opposed to saying "I'd like to explore every inch of your nether regions with my tongue." Now chances are that if you could say that in all honesty, the man (at least me anyway) wouldn't mind one little bit as you would most likely be doing the latter of the two and know that (sorry, I stay tidy and well-groomed) for a fact . Oh well, if you keep on doing what you're doing, I could give a damn!
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Hey Jensman, Lol yes I grasped the feeble attempt at trying to be slick. They're lucky I didn't have a club so I could use them to bait my cave bear trap!! 4/12 then proceeded, after striking out with me; to ask if I minded them having a crack at my gorgeous young friend.....puhleeease!! As IF they were going to get anywhere there!!! Lmffo Taipan, bbbbbbb bbb bbberry funny. RC, what would you like next?
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RHP User
13 years ago
If i see a woman with a large rack, that is generally what I will tell her. I am an engineer on a cruise ship and the ladies love to dance with a guy in uniform, but i have to be 'respectable', still doesnt mean something wont happen:)I have had a few ladies who would be fairly drunk with these HUGE knockers spilling out of their skimpy dress, and would be grinding against me some of them so drunk i almost had to hold them up, but i would still be respectable. I would test the waters a little and say how well endowed they were, and if they liked that, i would look at their chest and beg for forgiveness because i cant stop staring, and how beautiful they looked that night.But what do you do when a DRUNK woman gets on the dance floor, bends over and shakes them almost letting them fall out:) an yes miss safari u r well endowed. I bet you dont drop food on your lapOr is that tacky?:)Got a place to put your cell phone?a place for spare change?
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RHP User
13 years ago
ya got great tits and a beaut bum,what woz ya expectin'...a little couth?....now why don't you put on granny's nightie and I guarantee they will never say that again....hang on,what am I thinking,of course they still will. At least safari girl you are in no doubt as to what is on their mind.I think many people have had a subtlety bypass.If they only realized that many women,prefer the seduction that sizzles not fizzles x R
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am a great believer in using real words to talk about anatomy. I have never really understood why people can't just say breasts. I really don't like it when someone refers to my breasts as "tits"," jugs" or "puppies". I remember befriending a guy online because he wrote some great poetry but the first time we communicated he said "you've got great tits". Put me off him for sure. BTW I don't find scrotums that ugly, and the smell of a freshly washed scrotum is a perfume I enjoy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ones man's "... curve of your beautiful breast..." is another mans "... show us ya' tit's...". But you can't deny that it is a very fast way of determining just how much of those delicious curves they're ever gonna see. Think of it as natures own personality filter.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok , now I just love a nice set of breast and no I don't mean bolt-ons, nice natural breast are the best. Yes there are many different ones out there and in many ways a nice handful is great, but I must say the idea of a set of breast that I can hope to slide myself (wink wink) between get me every time. There are nicer ways to express your interest in them rather than "love ya tits" ect. It's is nice to see a lovely set , but for me in many ways a slightly seductive or inviting photo showing a little taste of what's is under that top ect can be more interesting. It's like many guys ask or rather see a photo of a lady completely naked and then throw all kinds of tasteless comments. Me I would rather view a inviting tasteful sensual photo that says if your nice and lucky you may get a invite explore. Now as for you On_Safari , yours do have me thing "I HOPE " lol. But you know what I think of you.
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RHP User
13 years ago
yeah that is a huge turn off!! I mean come on "I really love ur huge titties" that sounds like a milk man wanting to milk a cows udder LOL
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just love em, I do not care how they express their lust Pure primal and animal, some guys can type talk all proper at ya Some men just say it like it is, either way is fine by me. At my age I take a compliment any way I get it, no need to gift wrap it for me at all. I have been told I have a lovely cunt, and I said Thanks honey. horses for courses I guess. On that note however with my TR101 thread Be as graphic as you like with a woman AFTER you have been with her and know what she does and does not like. Just because a woman will fuck you like a whore does not mean she will like you to speak to her like one. So do not do the dirty messages or text till you know what her preference is. It can put a woman right off, as you can clearly see from this post. I used to get really pissed off with men making commetns bout my breats, way before the internet thing bus drivers, people in pubs, clubs strangers all over the place and then it was an embarasment for me. my friends thought it was a riot at the time. once when I was at work and lent over to turn of the guys over head buzzer, yes hostie he bit me on the nipple yes he now has a flat head where the tray hit him, and it knocked out is false teeth
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RHP User
13 years ago
lol - considering that you have been thoroughly undressed by this mob, might I offer you a satin robe and a glass of vintage pinot noir? Who knows, with my undeniable charm and a lot more wine maybe I'll get lucky and be able to slip into something more comfortable later on with you. And how gauche trying to ask about your friend but just for the record, does she have breasts too?
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RHP User
13 years ago
So so love your comment ! ! !
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On_Safari
13 years ago
...she does, smaller and much younger and Irish ta boot!!! Live her to bits me lil irish darlin'..... Thanks Freya, surprisingly I was once with a man who actually preferred a flano nightie over lingerie.....and I didn't mind the undressing now or then either frim you all. Thanks. RC chill that bottle, forget the satin wrap and come a little bit closer, you're my kinda man....haha kidding. Beautiful Tuscanred with all your sexy allure and mature charm. I have worked in heavy industry with nothing but men all my life (without mixing business and pleasure!!) Love them not into dissing them BUT there is a time and a place for that kinda talk. And yes, my friends think it's hilarious and even comment on my norks but c'mon lol, am a bit protective of ole Easty and Westy!! I would love to see you in action!!! Cheeky Cheeky, you stalkin' me? Lol Thank you Mischeivouslad, yes he would've. Icumfast.....chivalry I see isn't dead! Lol Thank you everyone.
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RHP User
13 years ago
A majority of the men on here would get quite excited if you told them they had a "sexy hairy ball sack". its that whole men are from Mars, women are from Venus thing. They love to see the animal come out in us. But yes, you would think with the number of forums on here complaining about crass intro messages they'd have learnt a thing or two about the art of seduction.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oops , sorry Safari
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RHP User
13 years ago
I know you girls get heaps of messages so I figure it's like culling bad pics from your camera.... delete, delete, delete, keep, delete, delete and so forth..... I say thank Zeus for guys like that, it gives me half a chance!
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RHP User
13 years ago
HOT IS HOT. You can dress a hot woman in a burlap bag and she is still HOT.Have this very petite (size 6) gf who wears her grandsons jammies to bed because he grew out of them. they were going to throw them out and she took them.HOT IS HOT.Also miss safari: I have had to literally carry 'drunk' women to their room, which was a ploy to grab me by the tie when i got them in their room and stick their tongue down my throat (or my ear). and for the most part, I had to thank them for their attention,tell them that i hope they are ok and to have a nice night, close their door, go to my room.....and beat my head against the wall.....
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