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Sailing holiday on the Great Barrier Reef

April 05 2010

sex

That Chinese oil tanker that hit the Great Barrier Reef was 30km closer to shore than he was supposed to be... Now.. having worked the tiller when ocean sailing before I've noticed there have been numerous times when my GPS was not precisely accurate .. you know... out by a couple hundred metres and that's dangerous when sailing through coastal shoals and rock outcrops.... so a sailor has to be very careful during the day.. but at night .. he has to give them a very wide birth.... I'm not a cynical man... obviously the Captain of this Oil Tanker didn't intentionally take a shortcut through a World Heritage site to save a few bob.... It should come as no surpirse that when Im sailing.. I think about sex... it's the rocking motion I think... thus, I'm a champagne sailor... when Im sailing.. I have a tremendous urge to get to the nearest marina.. lolz..... but I cant get that old TV show "Seaspray" out of my mind. Have you ever been sailing on the Great Barrier Reef? It seems like a really romantic thing to do.. Have you or would you like to play "Pirates""? How was it for you?

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Stalky i would like to be a Pirate, unlike a Somali Pirate..more the Johnny Depp type !! Urrr

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Really warms the cockles of my heart to see the ahoy mob take time out of their busy schedule to do a little sight seeing along the way. How amazing is the great barrier reef? Or should I say...how amazing WAS the GBR? I just want to shake the tanker captains hand and wish him all the very best...however Im guessing there will be a line up ...so Id best get comfy..maybe do a bit of rape and pillaging of our national parks...oh and graffiti ularu whilst Im at it. Happy daze....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What the fuck was this tool doing.Dont they have auto pilot on all those ships now.The cunts probably fallen asleep and forgotten to turn it on. There is an island called North West not far from where he hit. I've dived there and it has some of the most beautiful reef and sea life I've ever seen. I hope they haven't fucked it.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I have the corset shirt shorts boots etc for the outfit so I will look the part. Very eager to rape and pillage. Want to learn to swashbuckle. Can order the anchor raised and the mains'l set. But best of all I know the ropes.lol. And I can use a sword reasonably well. So who shall be captain and navigate the ship through the dangerous shoals? Taipan? Stalky? Any Orlando Bloom types?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i dont know about anyone else ,,,but id love to be raped and pillaged ,,,,,,,,,,dont know about being plundered tho,,,,,,

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Japenese word for public toilet !.......Apparently.....according to Austentatious...lol Cheers Nev...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    when have i ever let that stop me?...lol The big monolith will always be ayers rock to me...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    over 35 i reckon Mz J! Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Like most big shipping ports around the world the Australian should make compulsory to have alocal expert pilot board the ships to control and navigate the ship until it reach`s safe waters.Also why was this captain traveling at full speed through those waters anyway.This goverment and the ones before it never put preventive controls in place till it`s to late.It`s always fuck the place first then try and fix it. cheers quietcolt

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    sorry to be apain in the arse as my grammer is not always correct but shouldn`t that be Uluru

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I thought to QuietColt, but as we all know females are never wrong, so i changed mine to same as MzJ's and besides arent you being just a little pedantic here!Cheers Nev...........looks like the spelling police are back in town.....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    mean about your spelling and grammer,  were you talking about the Australian Government or The Australian Newspaper! Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    That'll teach you for copying me Nev....ner ner ner ner...lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You set me up............Lol Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You gunna smack me now??....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    skirt and bend over you norty little gal. Chers nev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    So now what?...lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Extra punishment for not having one on already!  Cheers nev.........

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'quietcolt' Like most big shipping ports around the world the Australian should make compulsory to have alocal expert pilot board the ships to control and navigate the ship until it reach`s safe waters.Also why was this captain traveling at full speed through those waters anyway.This goverment and the ones before it never put preventive controls in place till it`s to late.It`s always fuck the place first then try and fix it. cheers quietcolt but the Aussie gumberment is to tight to pay.guess they payin now......suckers....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaps it'll always be Ayers rock.Earl