Said the Joker to the Thief

October 31 2024

What have you done to find your way out of here?

By "Here" I mean the situation you find yourself in after getting the feels online and meeting a somewhat distorted real version? The personality of a deepwater fish, not quite being like their photos suggest or being generally creepier than a bug farm?

I was chatting with Abi about this after some recent dates she went on - Abs is a people pleaser and would usually see it out, kiss them if she felt it would help end it and subsequently agonise over how best to let them down gently.

How have you made your getaway?

Comments

  • MrandMrsEss

    MrandMrsEss

    20 days ago

    So, let us not talk falsely now
    The hour is getting late. None of them along the line know what any of it is worth.
    No reason to get excited while all the women came and went, I can't get no relief

  • NeoAndTrin

    NeoAndTrin

    20 days ago

    Put everything we expect right there in our profile.

    If they accept our terms of if we both aren't feeling it then nothing's going to happen.

    Honesty is the best policy. I understand that's harder/more confrontational for single women than it is men or couples though.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    20 days ago

    It states on my profile my intentions.
    I'm direct at end of my 1st meet. "Thank you for your time, sadly, I'm not attracted. I do wish you all the best".


    Ms Foxy

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    19 days ago

    Well, life is short. There’s nothing wrong with openly saying:

    “That’s enough of that. Next! “

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    19 days ago

    I employ what some people might view as a rather unconventional method of exiting an initial meet if I’m not attracted to the other person.
    For such initial meetings I always hire 2 big bodyguards (resplendent in dark suits and sunglasses) to wait in the background and upon me making a certain signal they are primed to briskly approach the table, grab me and say “Sorry Sir, there’s been a development and we must get you to safety”.
    I then let them rush me out of the place.

    Works every time. 😊

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    16 days ago

    Say, "Thanks for meeting but now we are here in person I feel different and I'm not feeling a vibe so I'm going to go. . All the best. Bye. "