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Safe sex 2021
January 08 2021
“ New lockdowns in the four nations of the UK mean new guidance on having sex.
The rules say you must not meet socially indoors with anyone unless you live with them, or if they're part of your support bubble.
A support bubble is when a single-adult household joins another household - they can still visit each other and stay overnight.
So unless you live with your partner or they're in your chosen bubble, meeting up for sex is off the cards.”
So the age of swinging is finally over, no more are randy couples going to be on the mystic journey to find the pot of unicorns at the end of the rainbow.
Now we will be on the search for a Bubble Friend, it might actually be easier now as poor single people are not allowed to meet new single people and have sex unless they are part of a household bubble.
So sounds like the only out here is polyamory and free love communes.
We are taking applications for our new commune now. We have land and fresh water. We need Bubble friends with some building experience to build more accommodation for bubble friends and a few friends with permaculture knowledge to help us feed our new commune. The rest of our bubble just need to have high libidos that we can either let run free or redirect energies into some hard work to keep the bubble functioning. I reckon we could support 10-15 people. If interested please list your attributes that would make you a valuable addition to our bubble below 😂....
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Rlee552
3 years ago
I am delighted to put my application in for said commune. I have set out below some of my pros and cons, listing my attributes.
Pro (or possible con if it is a vegan bubble): I cook a mean tomahawk steak
Pro: I know some weird and esoteric information, so am good for Trivial Pursuit nights
Con: I am weirdly competitive at Pictionary and have been known to cheat
Pro: Sexually, the more the merrier and I have no judgment or expectations on others
Con: I don’t have enough hair to grow it long and have dreadlocks aka hippie style
Pro: I am good at removing spiders, insets and other creepy crawlers
Pro: I prefer Marvel over DC.
Pro: I can be turned on and aroused by the weirdest things.
Pro: when I trust someone I have no filter.
Pro: I love sex ... but am not obsessed by it.
Pro: there is a wide spectrum of activities I enjoy so long as everyone is getting pleasure from it
Can I get an invite. I look forward to hearing from you
nightingale8
3 years ago
Ha ha. How delightful.
Here stands a free floating multiorgqsmic nymph, bringing the cool calming yin energy, peace and sensuality. I’m independent and don’t a keeper, I know where I’m needed and can take care of my own. Bonus I can repurpose, up cycle and beautify most things. I am the sustainability queen! May I join?
ElectricDreamers
3 years ago
We've got a few friends in the UK swingers scene, it's been the wrong kind of hardcore for them since March.
Bubbles are the new black - there's nothing sexier than sex with someone you respect and trust (IMO).
Everyone holds such different levels of concern for covid-19 so it's good to stay safe with people who share your thoughts/concern.
Back to the poor UK swingers - when they announced the latest hard lockdown I decided to do my (Mrs) community duty and reach out to a couple of VERY hot locked down swingles to cheer them up with a cheeky chat. Given (sorry Australians) the calibre of guys over there is just outstanding I think they might be doing me the kindness...
100% up for expanding our sexy bubble with the right people BUT things have felt so good in QLD until now that we're guilty of not staying bubbled lately.
RHP User
3 years ago
This is my idea of how to proceed in these tough times too, it’s a dream I use to escape the cold harsh reality we’re faced with but also something I’ve been considering for the many years I’ve been witnessing that the slow death of communities all around me.
I’m terrible at talking myself up but I’d like to put an application in anyway, the world needs more free spirited love and human connection because the lack of it is seriously messing people up. I need to be as far away from this mess as possible and country towns just aren’t doing it for me anymore!
So...PICK ME, PICK ME!! 😁
WitchFinder
3 years ago
Electrician and Generator specialist here......sure I'll come in handy😁😁😁😁😁
RHP User
3 years ago
Ohhh please consider my application for the bubble. I can’t cook. I kill plants. But I have a decent gin/spirits collection and can make a mean cocktail. I love playing cards and board games (and think I would cheat more than @Rlee) And if stupid shit happens, I’m always involved (my shoe/foot caught fire around a bonfire once). I’m a team player as well.
2EssesExploring
3 years ago
URGENT UPDATE:
Canadian CDC recommendations:
“ Wear a face covering or mask. Heavy breathing during sex can create more droplets that may transmit COVID-19.
Avoid or limit kissing and saliva exchange.
Choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.
Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.”
So we desperately need a carpenter with a hole saw!
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