F64
STUPID STUFF I HAVE DONE !
June 17 2010
Comments
-
RHP User
16 years ago
1. dressed up as giant pink and purple dinosaur, in the middle of summer, acted like I had a lisp and performed in front of school children with a group of other interesting creature - VOLUNTARILY 2. in 40+ degrees went shopping in a bikini - for the record Toowoomba really is a conservative town. 3. Conducted a creche at a strip club - OK that wasnt stupid just fun 4. Followed some of those doubtful 90's fashion trends - anyone remember those gorgeous pants MCHammer use to wear? ....ok I have embarrassed myself enough NEXT!!! Kisses Focus
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Can't top that....lol But i reckon good on ya....you must be a good sport!I never do anything outlandish in public.....far to reserved....i think thats probably a bad thing.Cheers Nev
-
RHP User
16 years ago
cant top any of your antics (or even come close). But with no skin to skin fun planned for the next few days, I have just indulged in a hot a hearty bowl of pea and ham soup......yummmmmm! (er..umm... farts are funny .....arent they? )
-
RHP User
16 years ago
you have nothing with your mchammer pants.....i was raised as a teen in the 80s the daggiest decade yet lol i dont embarrass that easily thankfully....my main focus is to embarrass my teens these days nothing like being in a shop dancing to the song that comes on when a strange man comes up with his teen and starts singing alone....priceless having 2 teen girls that dont know each other having the exact same look of horror on their faces in the shop or being at my grade 6s last asembly when they are singing....whatever that song is lol....and standing with her dad and dancing and pretending to cry and yelling her nickname and telling her we love her and are so proud of her god i love my kids roxxy
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' you have nothing with your mchammer pants.....i was raised as a teen in the 80s the daggiest decade yet lol i dont embarrass that easily thankfully....my main focus is to embarrass my teens these days nothing like being in a shop dancing to the song that comes on when a strange man comes up with his teen and starts singing alone....priceless having 2 teen girls that dont know each other having the exact same look of horror on their faces in the shop or being at my grade 6s last asembly when they are singing....whatever that song is lol....and standing with her dad and dancing and pretending to cry and yelling her nickname and telling her we love her and are so proud of her god i love my kids roxxy Are you sure you havent met my Mum? She and I are known to do that (seperately or together) to embarass my 9 yr old brother. He really doesnt like it when you grab him and start dnacing around the shops singing loudly with him. No idea why... hehe or Mum asking really loudly of her teenage son if he had enough condoms or does he want her to add some to the shopping trolley. I didnt say I was embarrased by any of the previously mentioned antics i dont embarass that easily actually) just that they were stupid things to do - the bikini especially I got so sunburnt. Ohhh tell me you had the big hair and shoulder pads too Kisses Focus
-
RHP User
16 years ago
I went to a james bond party at work everyone turned up in classy suits and cocktail gowns I turned up in muscle man costume and a pair of trunks on so I could look like daniel craig in casino royal walking along the beach i won best dressed :P
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' I got so completely pissed as a newt in my early twenties (on tequilla and butterscotch schnapps) that i wobbled over to the TV while John Farnham was on, bent over (nearly falling) and planted a great big french kiss on his lips. TV screen wet, i decided i needed to pee but could no longer make my legs co-operate enough to get myself up the 5 stairs to the WC (water closet/loo).........so decided....well, a gals gotta do what a gals gotta do and fell to the ground, actually crumpled to the ground, friends falling over themselves with laughter by this stage, crawled up the stairs on my belly commando style (with no undies on , speak of commando) ............found the loo...pulled myself up with my arms. Finally after what seemed like an age managed to get myself up onto the seat (friends in the doorway still laughing) only to notice that my skirt was twisted around my fanny from all that fartarsing around..........threw myself off the loo............pulled my skirt off. ...pulled myself up and finally managed to pee. Then proceeded to fall asleep like that, on loo.....nekid from the waist down ;) aaaah our 20's. I have heard about it for the last 20 plus years from those who were there on the night :) sigh...... Mrs S new favorite story
-
RHP User
16 years ago
not sure if I should confess to this.... one time was at a conference and after a night of drinking a few of us guys n gals ended up in one of the girls rooms... I went to use her bathroom and found her bikini hung out to dry in the shower... being drunk I though it would look great on over the top of my jeans and t-shirt... so I put it on... walked out the bathroom as if nothing was different....hmmmm whats worse is that next morning I didn't remember doing that until the photos came up in front of EVERYONE ELSE ON THE BIG SCREEEN.... btw - this was an accounting systems conference... so most of the people were pretty dry..... yeah.. ok... not doing THAT again... :) hugs Wayne x
-
RHP User
16 years ago
I went to a Princes and Paupers Ball for a fund raiser dressed in rags (pauper) teeth blacked out, hair bedraggled, no shoes (it was Queensland!!).................. only to discover that I was the only one not in evening dress............EVERYBODY elase was in long glamour gowns or tux........................got my pic in the local paper and won best costume..... (which they hadnt had plans to award at all lol)....................................but died of embarrassment all night long unable to escape lol......
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'missbowpeek' I went to a Princes and Paupers Ball for a fund raiser dressed in rags (pauper) teeth blacked out, hair bedraggled, no shoes (it was Queensland!!).................. only to discover that I was the only one not in evening dress............EVERYBODY elase was in long glamour gowns or tux........................got my pic in the local paper and won best costume..... (which they hadnt had plans to award at all lol)....................................but died of embarrassment all night long unable to escape lol...... I sense a costume challenge ... head to your closset and draw a random costume at 20 paces.... cept I have no idea where malvern east is
-
RHP User
16 years ago
i didnt have big hair thanks...no matter how much i tried it just wouldnt do it lol i dont have a problem with shoulder pads at all...everybody had them lol....the problem i had was it was such a hot and sexy look as a red head teen wearing flouro orange and hot pink....fuck i was hot back then hahaha well Mrs S if we are talking drunk pee stories, boy do i have one of those im the only woman i know that can pee down her own back.....yes i know GROSS was drunk as with a friend...we went for a walk when ofcourse i needed to pee as drunk women do.....so being the lady i am i went down a little drive way pulled my pants down and squatted (im all lady im telling you) while my friend played look out.... well i was laughing so hard at her that i fell backwards onto my back....still laughing i couldnt stop peeing so pants around my ankles, legs in the air, on my back, pee going everywhere and because i was on a slight slope pee hit the ground and continued to run down my back and all i could do was lay there laughing my fucking head off god damn.... i wonder why i cant find a man hehe roxxy...*wondering why i tell you people these things*
-
RHP User
16 years ago
The other week I wore my pyjamas to take my daughter to school AND I walked her to her classroom ! I felt a bit chilly then realised that not only was I wearing my PJs but I had no underwear on !!! When I was breastfeeding I answered the front door before I'd put my breast back in my bra ! Yep... shirt was unbuttoned too ! xx Saturn
-
RHP User
16 years ago
I am sure I erased the really bad ones from my memory and most of them hark back to my teens or before, but the more recent.......My ex hubbies work function where the clear bra strap I had worn to make my bra halterneck snapped and i had to go without a bra for the rest of the night,The time in grade 5 when I went to school dressed in an alien costume (black leggings, oversized red jumper and boots with silver cardboard decals and eyeliner all over my face) it was monday, dress up day was tuesday!Sexy foursome with another couple, on my hands and knees, other male brings his face in close to lick me and i fanny fart just as his face makes contact, We all did our best to go on but i wanted to laugh so much i could cry....horrible!!Finally, sharing that story with you all!!!!!!!xx Salina
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' 1. dressed up as giant pink and purple dinosaur, in the middle of summer, acted like I had a lisp and performed in front of school children with a group of other interesting creature - VOLUNTARILY 2. in 40+ degrees went shopping in a bikini - for the record Toowoomba really is a conservative town. 3. Conducted a creche at a strip club - OK that wasnt stupid just fun 4. Followed some of those doubtful 90's fashion trends - anyone remember those gorgeous pants MCHammer use to wear? ....ok I have embarrassed myself enough NEXT!!! Kisses Focus No 2 yes I would agree with you in that regard, now if more ladies would do that Toowoomba wouls be even better to live in :)
-
RHP User
16 years ago
when i was 18 i had long hair and was going to be a rock star. took a photo of john stamos from full house to the hairdressers and told her to make my hair look like his. then this one time, at band camp.......
-
RHP User
16 years ago
once i got drunk and fell asleep. when i woke i could see outside, so i thought i was outside. seemed a good place to throw up, so i did. i was inside two inches from a window. worst backsplash ever. then this one time at bandcamp.....
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Cmon babe, dish. On a trip Bali half my life ago I got extremely drunk. I blew kisses to all the guys across the bar and told everybody who would listen how much i looooved men. Then, I could barely stand, and when I was being escorted home I tried to hop in a taxi with a bunch of guys (though I remember none of the last incident, and perhaps my friends were telling me porkies, but I wouldn't put it past me to have done this). The day after all the guys where we were staying smiled at me and blew kisses. A few days later we were exploring some rocks in a stream and the tour guide offered to hold my hand as the rocks were slippery. I refused,as he had been trying to get into my bed previoously and I thought this was another attempt at getting into my pants. A couple of minutes after the offer I slipped in a fantastically orchestrated sixer, only to hear a lot of clapping. I looked at the shore and saw a bunch of Japanese tourists (with video cameras) clapping at my accident. xxILTS
-
RHP User
16 years ago
a few years back when my eldest was in primary school and my second was a toddler my eldest was a pain in the butt to get ready for school, so being the great mum i am i decided to teach her a lesson and decided because she was taking so long getting ready for school i wasnt going to walk her in to class, she could do it her self....so in the car we get me in my daggiest trackies and holiest top...no bra, no underwear my second was in her little pjs and off we go to school.....well out goes the oldest into class and i stalled the car didnt i well that stupid car wouldnt start for the life of me...so me and my little one had to get out on a winter morning in the frost and walk the half hour home...no shoes, no underwear and me carrying a frozen 3 yo yep i taught my daughter that lesson...she'll never do that again roxxy
-
RHP User
16 years ago
popped a mono on a half tonne motorcyclein my driveway to impress the girl acrossthe road. dropped it badly, so badly injuredbody and pride tried to pick it up and managedto throw it over on to the other side, again andagain and again about 8 times.picked up most of that bike with a dustpan and broom.oooopppsssahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
-
Bubbaj
16 years ago
gr8 pick me up!!!mine.....wedding reception....hot summer nite.........sticky bra fillet. walking around all night throughout the function not noticing that i suddenly had a boob at my hip under a dressy. oh im sure the old fellas at the rsl that night couldnt keep there manhoods down! :P
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Glad to know there are some other "dags" out there and Im not all alone.......altho in comparison I do feel I am in a league of complete daggery of my own LOL so come on evilboy.........tells us all about band camp.......lol and did you know Stalky back then ?? By the way what instrument did you play ???............................................................. or were you just fiddling ............. Hey Roxy....I feel ya embarrassment......have done the same......ran out of petrol and had to walk last 750 mt to school......in gardening clothes .........saying hello to all the other posh stuck up other mums ........oh the looks !! and Earl...one for you....the ex used to drive a mazda sports car..and I a different brand...he had his serviced and complained that it was sluggish on take off (used to put me in the back seat everytime i drove it but I do drive in the aahh assertive manner) so he asked me to take it back to the service yard and complain (!!??!!) Being a woman I was not going to have them try to pull the wool over my eyes and tell me there was too much back pressure in the big ends....or whatever !! So I strode up to the counter and began my polite but determined explanation that I expected it to be fixed !! They were obviously impressed cause they went to work feverishly looking for the paperwork to see what had been done during the servicing. This involved many men and much discussion ..........while I waited for them to SORT IT OUT !...I glanced around the office and to my horror.....realised that the reason they could not find any info on the service was because i had taken it to the WRONG service company..........I slunk out and drove off and told him he could sort his own problems with his car out himself LOL
-
RHP User
16 years ago
nice coverup MissBspent 10 min the other morningtrying to get into the wrong carin the work carpark.had been a long shift. thats my storyand i'm sticking to it.....ahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Alright I am game to further embarass myself: 1. woke up on the doorstep of my cousin and girlfriends place - no idea how I came to be there but getting strange looks from her neighbours. I remember getting TO the local swingers club but where I went afterwards and with whom not much - oh wait a sec i believe i had....no never mind another story another time not sure if i should share that one 2. after many bottles of red wine i managed to throw up all over my own bedroom floor (yeah i thought i was still curled up under the tree outside) - redwine not easy to get out of carpet and that smell..... 3. I used to give up alcohol for lent, one year on my first night out after my sabbatical i took on the bouncers at a local club cause they were willing to let me in (let me tell you i couldnt walk) and not my partner of the time - he was sober - all because they didnt like how he looked. Needless to say i got escorted home by our friendly men in blue. Then started to laugh about the situation while in the back of the police car 4. Became a regular at a strip club and tipped the girls quite abit which in turn had the guys putting money down the girls g's - ok this one is more a point about the stupidity of Toowoomba males (am so glad I am out of that town) because my money was marked so i got it all back including my drinks for the evening as well as the money I made from the creche i was running 5. drunken mistakes - my previous 4 ex's oh and 6 month affair I had with a work colleague Kisses Focus
-
RHP User
16 years ago
Once many years ago staying in Sydney at the Uncles place at Rose Bay .. My ex hubby was a sailor based at Waterhen on the other side of the Harbour Bridge.. He was doing an early shift starting at 800am and so me the dutiful wife got out of bed to drop him at work and then head back home to bed.. Very new to Sydney was I and not aware of the cost to get over the bridge and there I was at 830am in my jammies peak hour traffic. Of course they made me pull into a space and get out of the car and come around to the front window and give all of my details. Many whistles did i get .... Very very embarrassed... I wonder if thats why I dont wear jammies anymore :-) sassy
Boards
-
Hot Topics
Topics: 15123 Comments: 88140
-
Girls Ask
Topics: 1417 Comments: 10230
-
Guys Ask
Topics: 2520 Comments: 11664
-
Couples' Corner
Topics: 2506 Comments: 9760
-
Swingers Lifestyle
Topics: 1007 Comments: 5253
-
Fetish & Fantasy
Topics: 1303 Comments: 5775
-
Hot Travel
Topics: 782 Comments: 1988
-
LGBT
Topics: 170 Comments: 867
Forum help
-
Something related with that
-
Going somewhere & want to hook up?
-
Hasn't that topic been posted before?
RHP's popular dating tool
-
Where the heck did that topic go?
Discover what RHP is doing offline
-
RHP member's RL secrets
reply
like
Share