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SEX n FOOD

June 16 2011

Well it's something I haven't really done much of , -so help me out , has anyone got any great stories or suggestions???? Licking something sweet or savoury off her , or him , eating an entire meal off a nicely shaven or naturally smooth belly perhaps. A food fight that went decidely 'pear-shaped' , sticky cracks???? Pussy juices n cream , semen n choc sauce....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well, not figs... although figs are erotic to eat, well, I think they are anyway. Ginger is always nice for some insertion, and it smells fantastic, and putting a tongue where some ginger has just been can be quite... hmmm.. refreshing? Not sure that's the word I'm looking for, but can be Nom!Err... I've just realised I don't really have any food stories other than the ginger... I have booze stories, but that's a bit different... however if you can drink champagne out of an orifice you could certainly suck some topping out of it too!Hmm, I'm going to have to rectify this situation I think, because I love food, and I love sex, and I love shoving things in my mouth, so it's logically the step I should have taken many years ago.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    The first REAL sex action I had (I lost my V's early...but I'm not really going to count that fumbling for this purpose!), was when I was 18 with an older lass. And she suggested beforehand that we should bring something sweet into the bedroom and just go nuts for the day. She brought yoghurt. I naively brought nutella. And I made the mistake of putting a lot down there on her. And i mean a LOT. (Hey...I was young and very naive....lessons were learnt!!)Anyway, so needless to say, I had to lick for fuggin ages to get it all off and out before we really could go for it. I'm sure she enjoyed it (atleast...I HOPE she did?? Fark...) but I'm not sure i felt my tongue again for about a week. So little tip. I highly recommend nutella in the bedroom. But just a little bit!!!!!!!Now yoghurt on the other hand..... bring a big tub!! And clear your schedule...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Exactly PBG , I'm the same , I need some more food n sex combos , sometimes I may need to eat something (although I might not feel hungry) , but I/we shouldn't stop , we should just shag our way over to the fridge (or cellar if you're posh) , I'll carry her....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh you got to ask Stalky this question - sauce from a bottle, milk , jelly & cream, and cum. Sounds just like his thing :P xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    KD did you mention Nutella. I regularly suck Nutella off a spoon. Yum. I reckon I could give a cock dipped in Nutella a go. hehexxMeeks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    What tomatoe sauce Meeks????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I've dipped a cock in nutella, licked, nibbled and sucked it clean.....YUMMY!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Chocolate mousse & pussy......... yyyuuuuuuummmmmmmiiieeeee Also blindfold.... and my guy had a hot and cold drink, i didn't know what one he was drinking but the sensation when he was eatin my pussy was awesome

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    The sauce bottle doesn't have sauce in it Allnite, it has more practical uses. Ask S. : )xxMeeks

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    15 years ago

    Gets a bit messy. lol. Although the shower together afterwards is always good. Have used Nutella and chocolate sauce. Cream goes without saying as well. Strawberries are always great. Gently carress the breasts and nipples and down the stomach and towards the fanny. Lick the strawberry and gently move around the pussy, teazing it........then inside.....then lick the strawberry again.....then let her taste her juices......playing with the strawberry and her pussy...... I'M HORNY! lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    KD made my balls roll when he mentioned yogurt and nutella in the same post. :) Can you just imagine it like i can?...... Just smear me baby... then hit me up with that sauce bottle and take me to pleasure street. :pHugsS Quoting 'Meeka100' KD did you mention Nutella. I regularly suck Nutella off a spoon. Yum. I reckon I could give a cock dipped in Nutella a go. hehexxMeeks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Now on Youporn is a wonderful little clip about champagne........I have done this. Very sexy!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I have a friend who comes over to cook for me. Foreplay starts with shopping together for the meal and once home, all the lights are turned off and the place is lit with tea lights. The meal is typically something that takes some time to prepare, so there are nice pauses on the couch with a glass of wine, and plenty of cuddling her while she cooks. A long, lovely, unhurried evening followed by a meal and more play - it's a very sensuous experience. Truly wonderful...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    but you've now got me thinking about a jar of homemade salted caramel that I have in the fridge... mmmm...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Custard as in a 2 litre bottle of it, heat it up pour over the entire body of your unsuspecting victim, inhale the vanilla creaminess of it, and sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'KD made my balls roll when he mentioned yogurt and nutella in the same post. :) Can you just imagine it like i can?...... Just smear me baby... then hit me up with that sauce bottle and take me to pleasure street. :pHugsS That was me swirling your a balls around in my hot moist mouth with my tongue. Meeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' That was me swirling your a balls around in my hot moist mouth with my tongue. Stalky, given the topic, I'd get 'em out of there quickly. If you hear the crunching sound, you know it's too late...

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    15 years ago

    Actually, now that you mention "you porn" fionabee, I had to have a look. lol. Have a look at the clips under the heading of "food" Especially the one under the heading of "3 girls playing with food". My god, the curvy girl! I am in heaven. lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Eaten from all parts of a naked person.............mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Just reading the above comments has put a kilo or two on my hips and butt!!Anyone got any low cal suggestions?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Depends on the nature of your "serving vessels..."And what happens when you are the chef, Snowshoe??? The serving vessels are conventional dishes and cutlery. I'm never the chef and she rarely lets me help - she spoils me. I'm always more than happy to try to make it up to her though... and the luxury of time facilitates that very well...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Thanks alot guys , some powerful stuff there. Nice strawberry pussy Kaptainkaos , yum , jus wonderin tho , why use the word fanny?? You could be jokin of course , but isn't that word usually used by over 60s or parents talking to their kids?? Lick my dripping fanny?? Nup.... ....lick my dripping pussy , taste me mixed with sweet chocolate sauce , tongue it all out of me , go in deep , stick your tongue right out , clean me out , eat my whole pussy , suck my lips gently , see how it's pooled around my clit , lick n suck me clean , make me cum , taste my chocolate cum , get your whole face sticky n wet , then come up and kiss me sweetness.... ....

  • captainkaos

    captainkaos

    15 years ago

    I think that most women on the street....( so to speak.... as in people who aren't on RHP) think that fanny is abit less crude than pussy so when i want to talk about it or make a joke or so on, i started to use the word fanny. I may be totally wrong?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    But Mars Bars in nice warm, tight places is entirely another. I do not recommend Mars Bars. . Solid objects, yes. Carrots, cucumbers ... And for the moist and slippery ones, definitely opt for the yoghurt and the custard and the chocolate sauce ... . Hungry Flirty x