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Rulers with very small inches...
March 13 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
How embarrassing! The gig is, I suppose, that they wont get rejected once they get the the point where their pants are down. Oh well... at least there's a chance that they're useful for butt sex. :)) one way or another. Hmmm maybe you should get the 9" strap on out and test it on them... If they don't match their claimed size, then turn the tables on their arse. Btw, I have a ten inch dick!! :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
At first I thought you were talking about King Jong Il! Actually it's a very easy mistake to make. If you hold your erection out straight and then place the ruler between your feet, you find that the smallest tadpole and become a Behemoth! Mind you, you might have to also lean back just a bit.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I did hear recently that if a man is overweight he can increase his penis size by dieting.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and even though I do keep "those kind of pictures" in my PG2, I don't list it on my profile. If asked I just say "Well on a good day...I can honestly say 6". | If they accept that and we meet...it's hilariously good fun to whip it out and hear them say "Yippee...it's actually longer that you said it was...hooray". And the gurgling noises they make in their throat or that surprised look when you actually do find the "back wall"...worth every bit of the humiliation, but at least you know they want more than just a cock. You do have to talk at least a little bit...or not. | The pictures are kind of a give away...but sometimes it works.
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avidmale
14 years ago
Really.. people that lie about this .. arent really helping themselves.. because.. if you DO meet and its contraDICKing to what theyve said, they're liars.. and a cynical thing to make of this is.. what else are they lying about.But, as for why they would, its common belief that having a bigger cock is desirable. I'd like to think that it varies between women. Sure there are gunna be girls that love big cocks.. and good on em.. But i think when i guy hears this once.. theyll believe it to be true for all women.. so naturally... to be more desirable.. they lie about it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Stalky' How embarrassing! The gig is, I suppose, that they wont get rejected once they get the the point where their pants are down. Oh well... at least there's a chance that they're useful for butt sex. :)) one way or another. Hmmm maybe you should get the 9" strap on out and test it on them... If they don't match their claimed size, then turn the tables on their arse. Btw, I have a ten inch dick!! :p Hugs Stalky What a coincidence so do I Stalky. Wanna take turns fucking each other up the arse? Me first. xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
the guys who are hung up on their size....are using mums dressmaking tape measure.......except mum went metric.....waaaay back in the 60'?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Where do you measure it from? Length would meaningfully be considered to be total effective penetration depth. So, unless one can get their whole nut sack stuffed in as well, then that otherwise suggests from just above the double-goodies to, of course, the tip of the penis...erect.But I do like the "starting from the arsehole..." observation, which explains much about the fake profiles.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well I am certainly no John Holmes in fact I am on the smaller side. This being said I have never had an unsatisfied lady and in fact they seemed to keep coming back for more... and more imortantly my wife loves what it can do for her
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RHP User
14 years ago
The gals and I (Brennie) a very looooooooooooooooong time ago decided that single men profiles and some couples profile when I think about it come with a special ruler............ it basically says that 1inch = 1/2 inch.While I understand that the size of ones penis is VERY important to a "gentleman" so is honesty to a "lady" .... so chaps if your not as well endowed as you would like - don't lie, let us decide ...... personality, fingers, tongues can be much more exciting than a huge penis.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I once heard you measure just like a cats tail...... From the arse to the Tip
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yeah, I dont get why guys would lie about this. I mean, its pretty darn obvious when you get down and dirty....and besides, as someone mentioned above, some women can accommodate big ones and that's what they want, and others (like me) would prefer average ones because big ones hurt (Luv to suck them - enjoy a deep throat challenge ) Mrs Waterbabes xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
My wife does not like big cocks ether, she rather have a small one that works than a big one that hurts..... I always say: As long as its hard and works good its fun for all......
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm thoroughly reminded of a certain South Park episode (I think season 15):P
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RHP User
14 years ago
what is the saying " it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean"
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RHP User
14 years ago
But it works in the honest one's favours... ie - the look of delight when a willing lass unleashes the beast from the cage and exclaims that she had no idea it was a real measurement... Fellas - be confident about yourselves, be honest and be proud of what you have got, don't try to be something you're not - no matter what you've got... Me - I've always wanted to be 6'1... I'm not but I'm happy I'm at least taller than Tom Cruise
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RHP User
14 years ago
I agree with your comments Brennie, why lie, not as thou you can deny the truth when you get your gear off. Where did you get your lovely outfit from by the way??
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RHP User
14 years ago
The usual definition is to use a card (bigger than expected). Bloke stands up with an erection and you lightly rest card on top against his body. Mark the end and separately measure. Thats the length. (One inch is about 2.5 cms) Size is not supposeto be an issue however bigger when also used correctly is much muchbetter.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione'I did hear recently that if a man is overweight he can increase his penis size by dieting. Jenny Craig here I come but only if Mel B works with me something about her accent it would help me get off on dieting
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RHP User
14 years ago
If you measure from the balls to the tip, then i know a bloke in America who has a cock at least11000 KmCourtesy of a stray bullet in Afghanistan! Seriously though, if you measure from the asshole to the tip- doesnt exactly give much infoWhat part of the asshole do you measure from??His pubic bone, or do you measure from the assholes - asshole?? < Runs in zig zag fashion, dodging all the thrown stilettos
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RHP User
14 years ago
My sexy partner always tells me "long and thin goes too far in, Short and fat fills the crack" I can't complain about size as long as it's hard as a rock gets plenty of stimulation it's all systems go go go
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RHP User
14 years ago
I read somewhere a while back where the PENIS is 1 or 2/3 longer on the inside where it goes behind the pubic bone so some of these guys must be sticking the ruler up their arse to measure it..... Dam I must be nily 14 to 18" hay girls wanta come over for some fun "lol" Ok thanks guys at least I know how they measure now I knew it had something to do with the "ass"
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RHP User
14 years ago
There is one simple rule for cock size. it is Rule No. 3 and goes like this. If stated cock size is over 7 inches, divide by 3 to get real usuable size :-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
All you need is a 6" cock....... 2" in and 2" out and 2" going in and out who needs more........ The devel made me do it....
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