M63
Right! Now listen up! I'm an arrogant bigot and I'm going to tell you how things are going to be so pay attention!
April 11 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
Start the ball rolling MrJ....Pay your membership...and put up a face pic! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
ok kewl....... done....... will remove the bike pics and replace them with pics of the Commodore......... can i drape Shel over it tho? ........... are you sure car pics are acceptable? what about those who dont like cars? who arent 'drivers'? what can they post?
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14 years ago
Only took 2 posts for it to go serious....pfftttt! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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14 years ago
All men must be paid members ..... I don't know about Must...but it would be nice/helpful..All women who are in a relationship must have a couples profile.Whats good for the goose is good for the gander Every member must have a face pic as their profile pic.I am Happy with in the Private gallery at least some professions prohibit you from posting a face picture anywhere publicly accessible online. There will be no pics of motorcycles or cars unless the car is a holden.Motorcycles,Only Holden's,Boats as long as you own them who cares its an expression of you, and your interests. All pics must be updated monthly so we can see if you've put on any weight. I am the same size since i was 17 and i have kept the school uniform Each and every member must be bisexual.Sorry your outta luck there i will be whatever damn sexual i want to be when and where it suits me... If you're not willing to abide by these declarations, .I am not signing or agreeing to anything until i speak to my solicitor you are not welcome here Are You Sure about That....? .
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am a Ford girl...does that mean I have to pack up my tits and leave? Hugs...xFunlovingx
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14 years ago
Do zippy Mazdas count?
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14 years ago
I can't believe they actually passed it. C'mon, let me have it.
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14 years ago
paid = checkcouple = checkface pics on profile = checkreal = checknot yet on nudies bad side = checkGood to go cap'n :)
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14 years ago
paid member.... checkwomen in relationships must have a couples profile....... with a cock shot,, i'm i worthy. *smiles*face pick as profile pic.... what about guys that have a dick attached to their forehead?, or does that count as a cock shotmotorcycles or cars.... pffff, i own a jet planeupdated monthly pics.... or just post your food bill insteadmust be bisexual.... all depends on alcohol consumptionmust abide by these declarations..... lucky i like you jensman, otherwise i'd climb down the phone line and give you a flying headbutt
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'Do zippy Mazdas count? I drive the ol' Zoom Zoom and still have the "Driving Songs" CD that came with the car bwahahahahahaha! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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14 years ago
I was robbed.....didnt get a CD with mine
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'I was robbed.....didnt get a CD with mine I knew that I payed an extra $10,000 for something! Maybe it just came with the Platinum Edition?
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14 years ago
We have twin cars....Mine must be the disadvantaged Platinum....lol
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14 years ago
Ruby and FUN you make me sick!!!! i really dont think this is the place for either of you!!! GO HOLDEN Hugs
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14 years ago
....no gays, poms, catholics, jews or muslims and any tattoos must be covered by clothing.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I am a Ford girl...does that mean I have to pack up my tits and leave? Hugs...xFunlovingx She Said the F word.....
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14 years ago
Sorry funloving there is no room for ford lovers here so you must go..........but you do have a rather spectacular set of tits. They can stay!
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14 years ago
But there are several more standards of behaviour to uphold here on the forums!Thou shalt not:Ask for advice on your profile in the forumsAsk any question that may have been asked before (search through at least the last decade to be sure)Spell anything incorrectly, or use a word where it may have multiple interpretationsAsk people to be nice to each other, to stay on topic, or to refrain from in-jokes and other banterAdmit to liking anal sex, sub women, cheating, or cum on faces without expecting judgementQuietly hold a grudge (much better out than in!)Have a go at a recently departed forum favourite (even if they would probably appreciate your warped sense of humour)And FFS keep your tongue out of your cheek! It's just lost on some people.Mr C
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'We have twin cars....Mine must be the disadvantaged Platinum....lol That is just too funny...Well they only came in 2 colours...Maybe the CD only came with the cool blue ones! Hugs...xFunlovingx
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Nudierudie2' Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I am a Ford girl...does that mean I have to pack up my tits and leave? Hugs...xFunlovingx She Said the F word..... Come a little closer to the screen baby....you know you love it honey...ohhhh yeahhhh ohhhh FORD FORD FORD OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Phew was it as good for you as it was for me? Hugs...xFunlovingx
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14 years ago
Quoting 'coodi_yowie' paid member.... checkwomen in relationships must have a couples profile....... with a cock shot,, i'm i worthy. *smiles*face pick as profile pic.... what about guys that have a dick attached to their forehead?, or does that count as a cock shotmotorcycles or cars.... pffff, i own a jet planeupdated monthly pics.... or just post your food bill insteadmust be bisexual.... all depends on alcohol consumptionmust abide by these declarations..... lucky i like you jensman, otherwise i'd climb down the phone line and give you a flying headbutt @flying headbutt!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh dear,am sooo bad at doing as I am told.....will I be severely punished Mr jensman? Let me see,have a pic here wiv me clobber on,um..don't have a car but me old dad had a Kingswood,does that count? See if I can find an old photo for you sir,um had a go at the bi thng,..was a dismal failure...sigh...do I get points for trying? Um, am just a poor scribbler sir, so will remain a guest....what else..oh yeah,am very single,,,more points,,,yay Now sir ,tell me what my punishment is. Am I required to bend over....please....?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' ....no gays, poms, catholics, jews or muslims and any tattoos must be covered by clothing. Just had my eyes tattooed ... seeing as tattoos must be covered... that puts a face pic out... Screw you jensman! I am calling a MOD!!!!! STALKY COME BACK!!!!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'Nudierudie2' Quoting 'xFunlovingx' I am a Ford girl...does that mean I have to pack up my tits and leave? Hugs...xFunlovingx She Said the F word..... Come a little closer to the screen baby....you know you love it honey...ohhhh yeahhhh ohhhh FORD FORD FORD OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Phew was it as good for you as it was for me? Hugs...xFunlovingx I am gunna have to go wash my eyes out!
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14 years ago
- Ever dream of being light hearted and have the 'F' word on the forums ...........(yes it stands for fun not F..d god I can't even say it out loud , go Holden) - Please dont ever treat a thread like a conversation in real life with all the twists and turns and veers and eventual back on course action.....(that shit is just not on) - Never mention the word fat if you dare to be a slim person (just take the knife to your own throat to save time) - display a pic of your ass,tits, or cock in your public gallery........fuck even skimpy attire is getting a tongue lashing now (jealous much :P) - Ever dare to be single and deign to take your own pic in a mirror..........wow !!! thanks I never knew that one , never seemed to stop me from getting a root strangely enough But you're right, all profile pics must be taken by your partner, oh wait!!! but I dont want one of those....gee forums put me in a dilemma!! - never take the advice of accountants on the subject of a sexual matter it just doesn't add up - do not have an opinion that may vary even slightly from the Snorum Police, they only want to suck the fun from your very veins no matter what you have overcome in your life to become the happy person you are today . - Do not ever tell another poster to go get a life or a fuck, those are bad things apparently. - oh and here's a ripper..........you must always hide your smarmy little digs apart a particular person behind thinly veiled posts (shhh they'll never catch on that way) . Hugs DGT (who's tongue prefers to be in someone elses cheek)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fun? Fun did you say? Who is having fun on these forums? I demand to know and all fun activities will cease forthwith. For Gods Sake people......... This is not a place for fun! . just what the hell were you all thinking?
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RHP User
14 years ago
...you just have to put out to any and every bottom-feeding sludge sucking man that asks you. Well, you might think they are asking you but even if it's misspelled and highly unlikely you still have to try to have an orgyganism with them. If not, buy a full membership. | If you're male, put up with shit if you happen to be able to string to congruent sentences together, we usually pay for memberships anyway...abuse does not come cheap, only some bottom-feeding sludge sucking women do that but they're usually guests anyway. | The rest...who cares.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I probably should tell you that I have no respect for authority.D-G-T your tongue would fit perfectly in the cheeks at our place. Shame you have a perfect body, I know from reading a lot here that fat chicks and skinny chicks are the best roots.Having fun no matter what the man says,Mr C
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RHP User
14 years ago
no bloody southern cross tattos..bloody Kiwis... or are they Samoan??
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RHP User
14 years ago
No chance i am not selling the Range Rover or the Aston to but a dunny door
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' ....no gays, poms, catholics, jews or muslims and any tattoos must be covered by clothing.wot are yee sayin? is me Geordie missus neet welcum then?
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RHP User
14 years ago
As I'm already arrogant and biggoted, it shouldn't surprise you that I'm also hypercritical. My rules don't apply to me, just everyone else. Each and every one of ya's.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and I forgot all those things they taught me in finishing school, like saying "fantastic" instead of "bullshit" and of course "amazing" instead of that rather thinly veiled "bottom-feeding sludge sucking " comment for which I apologize. Maybe that's it...we need a list of words to use to avoid those that may be at times offensive? That would be fantastic and I'm sure even the most amazing people on the forums would have to agree. || We all slip sometimes and that was a beauty...almost as bad as that time back home when I was having breakfast with my then partner and meant to say "Honey, please pass the toast". Instead I slipped just a little and said "You rotten bitch, you've ruined my life". All I can say is I'm glad she didn't like my Rotweiller...I got to keep him, dogs do make better room mates you know. | Fantastic...now on with the show.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'chickcara'I probably should tell you that I have no respect for authority. D-G-T your tongue would fit perfectly in the cheeks at our place. Shame you have a perfect body, I know from reading a lot here that fat chicks and skinny chicks are the best roots. Having fun no matter what the man says, Mr C Are you saying that due to my body shape I fit right in the middle of your 'best root' categories and am a dud ? I like your cheek, now bend over you anti-authoritorian ( cannot even be arsed checking the spelling on that one) Ill live with the abuse of the spelling police Lol
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...and I forgot all those things they taught me in finishing school, like saying "fantastic" instead of "bullshit" and of course "amazing" instead of that rather thinly veiled "bottom-feeding sludge sucking " comment for which I apologize. Maybe that's it...we need a list of words to use to avoid those that may be at times offensive? That would be fantastic and I'm sure even the most amazing people on the forums would have to agree. || We all slip sometimes and that was a beauty...almost as bad as that time back home when I was having breakfast with my then partner and meant to say "Honey, please pass the toast". Instead I slipped just a little and said "You rotten bitch, you've ruined my life". All I can say is I'm glad she didn't like my Rotweiller...I got to keep him, dogs do make better room mates you know. | Fantastic...now on with the show. At times, if I'm lost for words, I just say, "pus bucket!" It's my way of saying, "Fuck it" without say, "Fuck it" so that I don't offend anyone. I guess you could call it a "Claytons fuck it."
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RHP User
14 years ago
If I didn't conflict and was congruent with the self imposed dogmatism that rankles your mundane myopia then you would have nothing to incessantly complain about..... which I know you love more than sex. So really I/we are doing you a service-you need us and our intolerable differences to feed your false sense of superiority :P Cass xxxPffft fords and Pffft holdens.......give me another Valiant any day
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'multiples_xxx' If I didn't conflict and was congruent with the self imposed dogmatism that rankles your mundane myopia then you would have nothing to incessantly complain about..... which I know you love more than sex. So really I/we are doing you a service- you need us and our intolerable differences to feed your false sense of superiority :P Cass xxx Pffft fords and Pffft holdens.......give me another Valiant any day yea...... go the 'val...... a big rusty purple one with tassles and a nodding dog on the rear parcel shelf.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
or 1971 VG safari station wagon (Fm3 magenta)
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14 years ago
I'd be more concerned about the suspension in your Torana :P !Hmmmm Mrs P who can't help but be a considerate angel Cass xxx
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14 years ago
Quoting 'multiples_xxx' or 1971 VG safari station wagon (Fm3 magenta)nahh.... a fat 360 VH hardtop............
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'chickcara'I probably should tell you that I have no respect for authority. D-G-T your tongue would fit perfectly in the cheeks at our place. Shame you have a perfect body, I know from reading a lot here that fat chicks and skinny chicks are the best roots. Having fun no matter what the man says, Mr C Are you saying that due to my body shape I fit right in the middle of your 'best root' categories and am a dud ? I like your cheek, now bend over you anti-authoritorian ( cannot even be arsed checking the spelling on that one) Ill live with the abuse of the spelling police Lol I'll bend over when I see your tongue is ready!Now D_G_T you're probably no dud, but perhaps we need to start a new thread to be certain - "Do guys really like girls with perfect bodies or is it just because all the fat chicks are too easy and the skinny chicks too stuck up?"Mr Cheeky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ok Jensman. My car against yours. It's not a holden. It has a 2ltr, 4cylinder engine. It leaves most cars standing there looking silly. If I win we get to put whatever car we like up. Whadya say?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Face pic as requested SIR!! Now to just get a pic of me humping a Ford! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Jensman = success!!!Mike.... Oh yes! But I am senti*mental* the safari was my first car love the sound of that 245- sounded like an 8 and Oh the polished chrome wind deflectors!!!..... I would have dropped a 360 in it though- no worries. :) Love them all with the exception of the AP6's too nanna! Could easily have a charger as my daily and wouldn't care how much it cost to fuel
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have a soft spot for LJ Torana's Shhh! don't tell Jensman!!! Friend had one growing up.I like Prem's and Monaro's and Kingswoods too but if I was to judge Ford v Holden pmsl (duck's for cover)..... to me I lean towards Fords think GTHO's, Fairlanes, Mustangs and my sentimental favourite the XA Coupe,Thing is it's not Ford v Holden it's Bommodore v Smalcon! To me they all made great classic cars and make well designed mojoless electronic modern cars that suit today but I was born in the wrong era!!!Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and I lack the grammatical grace to dance divinely through the huddled hordes of Fords let alone the pomposity and grandiose owners of far lesser sports cars although no menial contrivance of ill-intended condescension to the owners thereof is intened. | All I want is my mint '69 GTO convertible with that massive V8 and a charming companion who doesn't think it's kinky too drive at 140mph with her top down to the edge of the nearest forest then hope in the back an root like rabbits in heat. | I tried that exactly once in a hardtop convertible Porsche...it was raining and the top had to stay on. I think I still have a pinched nerve in my neck and a morbid fear of shift knobs. | I was fine cruzin' in 5th gear but down-shifting into 4th to take her corners nearly killed me.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I've never owned a holden. Several Fords, two Valiants, a Daimler Sovereign, a Morris 1100, a Toyota Celica, a Datsun 240K and several motorcycles but don't tell anyone, okay.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ha CM my 4 year old yesterday when I said "Use your manners" replied "I can't! It hurts my back" He suffers from the weight of the polite (pc) world on his mini shoulders bahahahaCass xxx
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14 years ago
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14 years ago
Welllll......!!???
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14 years ago
...it was just another one of those "secret code" words, Cass. | Quoting 'multiples_xxx' Nawwww...arrogant people don't apologise...haha blew it geez that was a slip up!!! | I'm really not arrogant at all, just self-confident and there is a difference you know. And since you blew it (I thought we agreed not to talk about private things like this in the forums...oh well) and now that you have your slip up I'll apologize. Here's the secret code unravelled... | apologize = return the favour like and in kind. There goes my spiel chucker again, oh well...looks like at times English might just be a second language, so we can just talk in tongues. | I can't believe you said that!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' I've never owned a holden. Several Fords, two Valiants, a Daimler Sovereign, a Morris 1100, a Toyota Celica, a Datsun 240K and several motorcycles but don't tell anyone, okay. My WRX would have blown that lot away anyhow.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT' Quoting 'jensman1903' I've never owned a holden. Several Fords, two Valiants, a Daimler Sovereign, a Morris 1100, a Toyota Celica, a Datsun 240K and several motorcycles but don't tell anyone, okay. My WRX would have blown that lot away anyhow. One of those Fords I mentioned is a 7 litre V8 Mustang. It's in bits in my shed while I collect the parts to restore her. Her name is "Mandy"
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14 years ago
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14 years ago
Sounds worse pmsl digging a deeper hole!!! Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
...if you want to tell these guys the story, fact is I kind of like it! Let's just keep the things we talked about that really are part of our private lives a bit secret if you don't mind...that is that part that's the good part about intimacy you know. | Okay so thus far, you blew it and I returned the favour like and kind....then you said insert it and wanted me to dig in deeper with you? Close enough...and please do keep going at least until we took that little break, you know the one where we were laughing and called room service? | I want to explain why we had a bucket of small ices cubes, two punnets of fresh blueberries, a jar of honey, a box of Lindt chocolate and 3 more sets of the spa assortment sent up to the room. | The blindfold in my travel bag...you can take it from there. | Disclaimer: There isn't one.
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RHP User
14 years ago
But not when they are in bits.
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14 years ago
The "Nawww you blew it" comment was for jensman lol!~ I will be more specific as to not encourage your over active imagination.Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh, right. An apology. Let's just say I'm schizophrenic. Also known as dementia praecox. Surely we can at least agree that I'm demented. Okay, okay. Not all at once.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...everyone about that too? Jensman...jump in anywhere and tell your version of the truth, Cass is really letting a few cats out the bag on this thread. | Quoting 'multiples_xxx' The "Nawww you blew it" comment was for jensman lol!~ | So much for shy and introverted....if you were running for office, I'd vote for you! | Have to what....just do it, you know ya wanna.
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14 years ago
I hope you weren't taking my OP seriously though. I was trying to be ironic. I have to say, I can't understand your 'friendly but ugly' anecdote.
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14 years ago
Thou shalt not post more than 3 paragraphs in one post :/ ........it's getting soooooo hard to read threads these days when you need to take a packed frigging lunch !!
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RHP User
14 years ago
....just call Pizza Hut and have them deliver. | Quoting 'D_G_T'Thou shalt not post more than 3 paragraphs in one post...you need to take a packed frigging lunch !! | And don't bother with punctuation.....
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14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPlayful' Quoting 'multiples_xxx' I'd be more concerned about the suspension in your Torana :P !Cass xxx Giggle, you would have loved the sight of me leaning over from the back seat to change the gears for Mr P as he drove me to hospital for the birth of our daughter LOL. He'd passed his driving test the day before! Have Fun! Mrs P NO MORE INTOLERANT DRIVING INSTRUCTOR THAN A FEMALE IN LABOUR HEHEHE!!! POOR MR P WOULD HAVE BEEN BESIDE HIMSELF TRYING TO MANAGE THE EMERGENCY STRESS + TRYING TO DRIVE AND NOT KILL HIS WIFE AND ABOUT TO BORN BABY!!!! WHAT A WOMAN ;)Cass xxx
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TomatoSauce33
14 years ago
Hahahaha
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Nudierudie2' I am the same size since i was 17 and i have kept the school uniform OMG I love women in school girl dresses.< Breathing deeply. Thinking of golf. >< Keep calm >< Keeping thinking about golf. NO NO not Tiger's mistresses, the par 5. >Phew. Cleaning laptop keyboards is a bitch.Ever try to buy a new uniform as an adult?
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RHP User
14 years ago
and boy oh boy is that one fun!
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Tart_Du_Jour
14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' and boy oh boy is that one fun! It's also an excellent way to spend an afternoon as well
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RHP User
14 years ago
...then rather than admiting they're wrong, they'll change their arguement to align with your's then insist that this was their stance all along and that you had it wrong.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903'...then rather than admiting they're wrong, they'll change their arguement to align with your's then insist that this was their stance all along and that you had it wrong. yes...we thought the same......strange that hey?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPlayful'Well how do you like that? Looks like the Torana might be on it's way back. Wonder if this new version will really have the character of the old.Have Fun! Mrs P no.... how could it? it looks like a bmw, but uglier....
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14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPlayful' Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'MrsPeachyPlayful'Well how do you like that? Looks like the Torana might be on it's way back. Wonder if this new version will really have the character of the old.Have Fun! Mrs P no.... how could it? it looks like a bmw, but uglier.... The new one? I haven't seen any pics. The old one?... Don't you be dissing mah motor love you motorbike rider you. Please let it not be true... please, please, please... Havin' Fun! Mrs P here.......... http://www.news.com.au/business/torana-may-be-on-its-way-back/story-e6frfm1i-1226330801182
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Thou shalt not post more than 3 paragraphs in one post :/ ........it's getting soooooo hard to read threads these days when you need to take a packed frigging lunch !! My bad.
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14 years ago
How can you have no gays?If you have Holden owners and Bi stuff?We need restrictions, "couples only."
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