Rhetorical flagellation

June 06 2011

On a recent journey I met with a lovely lady and had a wonderful evening with her. It is interesting in meeting others on a one on one basis and see how things pan out. I was catching up pretty much off the cuff and had no expectation (well on my behalf anyway) as to where things would head, however at the same time thinking best be prepared! (I think I might have just contradicted myself.....lol) The evening was one of company, no expectations ......or were there......I am a mere male and so I shall leave that there. I had a wonderful evening, a few drinks, great meal and enlightening conversation. That is where the evening ended. Mmmmmm. Upon returning home my mind wandered as I was mowing a thick patch of nettles........you git.....a wonderful night.....why didn't you take things further.......yes you should take a bunch of nettles and flog yourself........you made a dick of yourself..........then it was just a night of company........... so what is a night of company? Oh us poor mere males, so indecisive! Then again perhaps that was just me at the time...... As Dr Claw would say....next time Gadget, next time! Just a few mind wandering rants from a nettle stung male...........no I didn'f flog myself, the bloody things got up my trouser legs!!! Laugh at Lets day

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Did she escort you back to your motel room at all??? / If yes - then you really need to learn to read your signals some more......... / Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I don't know how to read women's signals either... well basically not until she has her hands down my shorts then I kind of presume she has ideas about soiling my virtue. I think I'm far to accommodating at times. Pesky buggas.This is one reason why I do not date... the other is of course, that I'm married. :p None the less, I do not see why we should have to try and guess most of the time. We should all wear signal lights wired directly to our tickle spots so others can see what we're really thinking about them. :)HugsStalky

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    15 years ago

    LOL Stalky, yes with those sorts of indicators if we didn't pick up on them we probably should be shot...........and ye, there is no need to date when married............ Focus, thanks for your advice, bloody trying to teach old dogs new tricks can be tiresome at times.......lol Hugs & Kisses back Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Lets.... being the handsome bugga that I know you are... you could probably do with some inside information. Why don't you invite me along next time...... I'll hide under the table and give you a tap when I think she's coming on to you. I promise to do my best, whatever it costs me.... dib dib dib. HugsStalkyQuoting 'Letsgetcrazy09' LOL Stalky, yes with those sorts of indicators if we didn't pick up on them we probably should be shot...........and ye, there is no need to date when married............ Focus, thanks for your advice, bloody trying to teach old dogs new tricks can be tiresome at times.......lol Hugs & Kisses back Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    That now she knows you were NOT adverse to things going a little further. Next time expectations may be higher on BOTH sides. Women are not going to walk you back to your motel room if they dont like you. Did you at least invite her in? Kiss her goodnight...lingeringly? Give the poor woman at least a little indication of which way your thoughts were heading or is it that you think women are mind readers?

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    15 years ago

    FB, yes if only minds could be read. I guess that is why we have tongues in our heads.........and for other naughty things too.....lol Retrospectivity is a wonderful aide is it not. Defiinition of stupidity.......making the same mistake over and over doing the same thing expecting a different outcome........I shall endeavour to ensure this doesn't reoccur. Oh and by your comments I note that the sixth sense had been dropped from the female equation.......PMSL.......are you saying females are as blind as us in mind reading stakes????? Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Next time this kind of situation arises ask yourself what is worse - days of self flagellation wondering about what might have been and getting stung by nettles or making a suggestion and maybe getting lucky. If the conversation is going smoothly and she seems relaxed, send out a few hints. If she doesn't come back with an excuse you may be lucky. Some guys are either too afraid of rejection or they are so dumb when it comes to reading signals that the only way they know the girl likes them is when she stands naked in front of them and shouts "take me now you fool".

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    15 years ago

    I know MistressT, I know. But the thought of those nettles..........hehehehehe All tuition gratefully accepted The Court Jester Lets