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Retirement....

June 22 2010

The Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what these two points would be. The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured, replied "From the tip of my penis to my testicles". It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice cheques the previous two officer had received. But the old Captain insisted, and they decided to go along with him, provided the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the captain to "Drop 'Em" -- which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the captain's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed. "Where are your testicles?" The Captain calmly replied, "Vietnam".

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16 years ago

:)

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16 years ago

That was so funny...I laughed and laughed my head off...well both mr shy & i did...but mostly me. Mrs Shy xxxx

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16 years ago

I love it...so so so funny...thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning OMG it is hilarious xo xFunlovingx

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16 years ago

I laughed so hard I cried when i first Heard this joke......I had To shareso glad you enjoyed it....

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16 years ago

OMG very funny im gonna use that one maybe to break the ice sometime, actually im gonna use it everytime some one wants to here a joke thanks nudie xxx

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