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Real men can.......

August 30 2011

Recent topic about where have all the big boys gone had me commenting about real men and what they can do. Lets see your veiws..... l Just to start this off I will repeat the ones I used as a demonstration on the other topic.... l Real men: 1. Can eat quiche (and they do) 2. Wear pink because they are in absolutely no doubt about thier sexuality and neither are you 3. Have calouses on thier palms and not thier knuckles.

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Love it fiona. .Could you add:Can work out where North is, wherever he is, even on a dark cloudy night, Can read a map without turning it upside down or sideways, And of course a REAL man can acknowledge when he's wrong and apologise for his mistakes..Cheers..Rusty

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Lovely colour and just as lovely to eat. True, real men can admit when they are wrong. Not too rusty at all lil_bit.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Real men can cry xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...hunt, fish, forage, find water, build a fire and find shelter. | They will be picking their friends carefully when it all comes undone.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A real man would club me over the head and pull me by my hair back to his cave and roger me senseless by the fire. xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' Lovely colour and just as lovely to eat. True, real men can admit when they are wrong. Not too rusty at all lil_bit. Thank you Fiona. I believe I have many manly qualities but I'm not sure that I classify as a real man yet.For a long time I couldn't admit my wrongdoings, to myself or others, but that has changed in the past few years and becoming a Father definitely influenced that part of me. Realising that you need to be a good role model certainly forces some changes in many peoples lives. .Quoting 'Meeka100' Real men can cry xxMeeka As long as it's not at the drop of a hat I believe Meeka.I think DGT outlined the major occasions of when it's ok for a man to publicly shed tears in that other thread. Quoting 'D_G_T'Unless there has been a death in the family, a broken heart, clinical depression or a whack in the nuts, I don't want to see a man tearing up Admittedly I can occasionally still tear up when watching a movie with a cancer death in it (my Mother succumbed a few years ago to Pancreatic cancer) as well as the occasional movie/story/interview/article with themes of extreme struggles/loss/heroic rise above odds. I believe these to be acceptable situations. .I'd love to hear more folks ideas of what makes a real man.Maybe I'm completely wrong. .Cheers..Rusty

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...although I would prefer to just throw you over my shoulder and carry you back to my cave. | Quoting 'Meeka100'A real man would club me over the head and pull me by my hair back to his cave and roger me senseless by the fire. | Real men are never violent except for defense...and would roger you until you were unconscious with their club. What happens after that may get a little primal but you will enjoy it none the less. | Real men know how to weave ropes from long vines and slender grasses...and we know how to make wine on our own.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' A real man would club me over the head and pull me by my hair back to his cave and roger me senseless by the fire. . Though it'd be a precision tap, enough to placate you without leaving a mark on that gorgeous head and the cave would have all the mod cons. .Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'...hunt, fish, forage, find water, build a fire and find shelter..Agree. There's something to be said for the Survivor series. it showed both brains and brawn are necessary for survival (often with a little manipulation and deceit). .Cheers..Rusty

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Ok 1) don't eat quiche coz I'm vegetarian so don't eat eggs , 2) Don't wear pink unless it's pink lingerie for a role-play ;-) 3) don't have callouses on my palms anymore coz I haven't done any construction for a year now. So I suck on Fiona'z list , but I score well on Meek'z list coz I cry very easily and regularly , and I do all the above mentioned cave-man stuff with gusto :D

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    beautiful features of the entire body; extremely pleasing ;-). ; has kind of an aura of light around them; strong; youthful; truthful; talks pleasingly; fluent linguist highly learned; highly intelligent;  genius; artistic; extremely clever; expert at what he does; grateful for what he has; determined; an expert judge of time and circumstances; pure; self-controlled; steadfast; forgiving; grave; magnanimous; heroic; compassionate; respectful; gentle; liberal; a powerful protector; controlled by love; all-auspicious; most powerful; all-famous; popular; very attractive to all women; honourable and has a nice , big and preferably black cock but has Indo-European features. Lmfao : Mr Perfect

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Humble :-)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    - know how to kneel before me and obey- know how to take a flogging, caning or paddling- know how to beg for mercy- know how to wear lacey knickers, pantyhose,tights and suspenders with stockings- knows what a strapon feels like- are sensual- are caring and considerate- are passionate- know when it's their time to be submissive- know when it's their time to be dominant

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ... are capable of saying "Please"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Love most dishes with egg, but Quiche works!Pink and me work and don't really give a f#@$k whether it's gay or not. Me thinks if you're comfortable in it... go with it!Calouses? On the palms? Hell yeh!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'lil_bit_rusty' Can read a map without turning it upside down or sideways, And of course a REAL man can acknowledge when he's wrong and apologise for his mistakes.Quoting 'Meeka100' Real men can cry xxMeeka Quoting 'AllNiteAllLucid' Humble :-) Quoting 'MistressT' - know how to kneel before me and obey- know how to take a flogging, caning or paddling- know how to beg for mercy- know how to wear lacey knickers, pantyhose,tights and suspenders with stockings- knows what a strapon feels like- are sensual- are caring and considerate- are passionate- know when it's their time to be submissive- know when it's their time to be dominant Quoting 'Bratzilla' ... are capable of saying "Please" Quoting 'fionabee'Real men: 1. Can eat quiche (and they do) 2. Wear pink because they are in absolutely no doubt about thier sexuality and neither are you 3. Have calouses on thier palms and not thier knuckles.  *cries*Oh no! I'm real man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'm *a* real man

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    We know how to cook, select wine and make our own beds !!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A real man would club me over the head and pull me by my hair back to his cave and roger me senseless by the fire. Ok if i have to! lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    -Knows when it's time to run -Knows when it's time to chase you -Can finish giving you a one hour massage with trying to slip his cock in after five mins. (;) unless told otherwise) -Knows where the toilet brush is -He knows when to give you a big hug or take you to bed without needing to be asked

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Know who they are :)They don't need to lie or adopt a different personaThey are fun to be with

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Eat quiche without being grossed out at the dirt under their fingernails. . Sheesh - this is turning into a bit of a 'I use St Ives Apricot Facial Scrub but am still a man' thread isn't it?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Well when the going gets tough, I can do all of the above as well but it does free up the time for cooking and other more pleasureable things if the man does more than sits around the fire grunting, scratching his balls and farting. PS if it is at all useful I can also clean gut and skin the catch, can tan the hides (animal and human), put down a hangi and set up the tent. Meeka. No they wont drag you back to thier cave or you might fill up with dirt...oops, not if dragged by the hair..but think of the gravel rash on the arse, they would do what CM suggested and throw you over his sholder. Mistress T. I agree, they do know when to be submissive and when to be dominant. There is a time for everything after all.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Eat quiche without being grossed out at the dirt under their fingernails. . Sheesh - this is turning into a bit of a 'I use St Ives Apricot Facial Scrub but am still a man' thread isn't it? Lmao JG. A real man cooks his pie (or even quiche) on the exhaust manifold of his tractor whilst working. Or fries his eggs on a shovel in the 50+ degree summer days. .Where's that Bear Grylls.... or Chuck Norris, Jack Baer and what about Macgyver! Hahahaha..Cheers..Rusty

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Listen, and respond accordingly, they sleep in the wet spot. They bring you a cuppa in the morning, they can be gentle or give you a good rogering ( we need that sometimes) They can cook or take you out to eat and can open a bottle of wine. They give great massages in all the right places and know exactly when you just need a big hug!!!   And will take out the garbage or fix something minor just because they can.   I love real men all of them.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...there is a time to lead and a time to follow. | ...there is a time to teach and a time to learn. | ...there is a time to talk and a time to listen. | ...and how the celebrate the difference between men and women that doesn't really exist unless we create it.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' A real man would club me over the head and pull me by my hair back to his cave and roger me senseless by the fire. xxMeeka meeka thats because dragging by the feet fills the pleasure bits with sand ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and call me roger if it helps

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Hold open the screen door while I fumble for the keys Romantic although fuck like crazy Have a conversation that leads somewhere... Orders the wine of my choice Asks how I like my Steak cooked Would I like desert out or in?? Just poor me another Put my bloody bins out lol xxx ps oh and never say no!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Real Men Have a Brain & are affectionate & physically intune with WomanMutual Pleasures in & out of the bedroomAttentative to each others Needsxxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A real man lets her cum first.. umm Mostly

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    has all of the above mentioned attributes.....then I want one. Please put your hands up all those real men on this forum...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    can only be measured by the return on your investment...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' has all of the above mentioned attributes.....then I want one. Please put your hands up all those real men on this forum... I'll probably be made a fool of by the wonders of delayed posting but here we go seeing as no-one else is willing to raise their hand. .I don't have all the qualities mentioned above Ma'am and I doubt that any man could claim he has, at least not a real man. I do believe that I possess many of those traits though and I aspire to being considered as one who eventually does have them all. At my age I feel that I'm experienced enough to have made many mistakes, to have learnt from them and yet still be young enough to apply those lessons and live a better life. Perfection is an ever evolving goal, not easily attained and really it is only able to be judged when we have finished living and learning. .If a man that acknowledges his imperfections and desires to rectify them is acceptable to you... then I may be able to help you out. .Cheers..Rusty

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ... allow for inadequacies, their own and others'.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...and get it. Real men are notorious outlaws but make damn good pets,

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee'has all of the above mentioned attributes.....then I want one. Please put your hands up all those real men on this forum... Pink really clashes with my complexion.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ... as well as their eyes.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'lil_bit_rusty' At my age I feel that I'm experienced enough to have made many mistakes, to have learnt from them and yet still be young enough to apply those lessons and live a better life. Perfection is an ever evolving goal, not easily attained and really it is only able to be judged when we have finished living and learning. . If a man that acknowledges his imperfections and desires to rectify them is acceptable to you... then I may be able to help you out. . Cheers. . Rusty Not to rusty at all Lil Bit! Go you good thing. That is all we can ask. No one should expect perfection as we are only human after all. l CM...Yes. I do like a bit of the outlaw...Come and let me pet you and stroke you on the .........head! By playing nice ultimately you would get what you wanted anyway. l JG... Surely you jest. I can just see you in a pretty pair of pink overalls. Come on now, step up and take it like a man.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...is a real man thing. | Real men don't separate colours before doing their own washing. | Man I hate that.

  • RogueGeek

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    14 years ago

    are like a good bra:Supportive and sexy.Cheers,MS(the female half)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    will stand calmly and steadfast in the midst of a girly explosion...step in to your personal space...brush the hair out of your face...wipe the tears from your eyes...and tell you that "it's O.K, i'm here"...a real woman will accept that she has been overemotional bitch...   A real man will explain basic Car Mechanics to you without making you feel like an idiot...a real woman will take that knowledge on board and realise that there really is a reason a car needs oil and water and other liquids...   A real man will show his interest and pursue you...a real woman will tell him if he is wasting his time or not...   A real man won't tell you he is interested if he is not, he will not string you along...a real woman won't wait for him...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A real man upholds the values that he has and these values define him. Works hard for his loved ones. Respects and values others. Is protective and passionate about the things that are important to him. Puts himself as equal to his partner/wife. Knows how to shut up and when he is wrong. Doese not underestimate the value of his partner/wife. Can cook and clean. Regards a womans body as a temple and her mind as her soul. Puts himself second in bed and waits his turn for the holy grail. plus shit loads more including the ability to cry if touched by emotion or hurt. This is not a weakness this is a strength.   But what would I know I am only a man.

  • redhotozz

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    14 years ago

    Real Men make their own decisions, cook, drink, party, can do a threesome, get tired, sleep, are moody, or not moody, etc..oh..wait..they're....sigh....humans

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'm very comfortable in my own skin. Was bought up with manners and respect which means I'm able to put others before myself but at the same time not let anyone pull the wool over me. I played grade NRL Rugby League mixing it with the best for many years but at the same time I could be moved to tears by a sad movie or a sad story of some poor bugga less unfortunate than myself. If I wanted to wear pink ' I would' and not feel my masculinity threatened if I did. Im not gay' and I dont really care if thats others persuasion or not.. If I like you I dont care what you are. I still open doors and pull out a chair for a female if required. I feel good when I help the elderly or a lady battling with a pram because thats just the way it is. It is second nature to just say please and thank you... I detest guys who treat women with contempt. I detest a guy who has no respect for anything and everything but his cock.. To these guys I say grow up , man up and become a real man.. I love women, I love their soft bodies and their curves.. I love being a man... Mr JJ

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    If you can keep your head when all about youAre losing theirs and blaming it on you,If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,But make allowance for their doubting too;   If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,Or being hated, don't give way to hating,And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:   If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;If you can meet with Triumph and DisasterAnd treat those two impostors just the same;   If you can bear to hear the truth you've spokenTwisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools:   If you can make one heap of all your winningsAnd risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,And lose, and start again at your beginningsAnd never breathe a word about your loss;   If you can force your heart and nerve and sinewTo serve your turn long after they are gone,And so hold on when there is nothing in youExcept the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'   If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,If all men count with you, but none too much;   If you can fill the unforgiving minuteWith sixty seconds' worth of distance run -Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!   -- Rudyard Kipling

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    'real' men know how to treat a 'real' woman......and 'real' women love them for it.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    can run, jump, fuck fight, push burra's ride bikes

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A real man must be true to himself & those around him.If he Understands that his future is going to be someone else's past, then maybe he can be a great man.xxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    run. jump. fuck .fight. push burrows. ride bikes.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    In the immortal words of Tim Allen (tool time) Real men dont need instructions :) CheersC

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'mickygeeup'run. jump. fuck .fight. push burrows. ride bikes. no.....'real' men dont run do they?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    i like that mate... in their footsteps we follow

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    i like quiche and have 2 pink cars and very straight (sorry boys) :> no calouses since i stopped working on cars and swapped to puters :(

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'mickygeeup'run. jump. fuck .fight. push burrows. ride bikes. no.....'real' men dont run do they? haha... only if its worth chasing... otherwise...... Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'mickygeeup'run. jump. fuck .fight. push burrows. ride bikes. no.....'real' men dont run do they?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Can rise to the occasion every time, knows his partners every whim, dosnt let anything get in his way, & has no insecurities about who he is!!!   & will always fight for what he wants!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    can park their car in my drive

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    While there is an abundance of real men, I cant say the same about real women.   A real woman has the sense to realise that this special guy in her life is not responsible for her past.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ....fake an orgasm too. | Most real men are polite...all real men are honest.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Real Men can eat pussy just as good as a woman . :))

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I sincerely hope that's gee up, cause I know both guys and girls that can put their hand up for them few things ?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'I sincerely hope that's gee up, cause I know both guys and girls that can put their hand up for them few things ? yeah it is. its just an old saying, you gotta say fast.. i know what it takes to be a real man. im a full time working single father who never had a thought of letting my responsibilities go, raising my little princess and doing my best to give her the best in life. on my own.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    when you need them to be reassuring and supportive before anything else...

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    14 years ago

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Real Men Can...At the end of the day, we are all real men & Real Men Can ...... (wait for it) do anything What we do, defines what type of real men we happen to be

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    any colour looks good on me :) and when the job has to be done... someone has to do it lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'LuvBoomBoom'Real Men can eat pussy just as good as a woman . :)) Prove it

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I thin Quoting 'caitsidhe' will stand calmly and steadfast in the midst of a girly explosion...step in to your personal space...brush the hair out of your face...wipe the tears from your eyes...and tell you that "it's O.K, i'm here"...a real woman will accept that she has been overemotional bitch...   A real man will explain basic Car Mechanics to you without making you feel like an idiot...a real woman will take that knowledge on board and realise that there really is a reason a car needs oil and water and other liquids...   A real man will show his interest and pursue you...a real woman will tell him if he is wasting his time or not...   I think you have said it all, what more is there to say.     A real man won't tell you he is interested if he is not, he will not string you along...a real woman won't wait for him...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I take my hat off to any man that can raise their kids while holding down a job like you are.. Thats the stuff real men are made of. Good luck mate....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'I take my hat off to any man that can raise their kids while holding down a job like you are.. Thats the stuff real men are made of. Good luck mate....       look out for a barrage of condemnation on this one.....you'll have all the single gals screaming 'what about me! i have kids and work and a deadbeat ex' etc etc..........its what you do as a 'parent'..... single mums do this daily, but with none of the praise that single dads seem to attract..........take your hat off to them as well would you?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    a real man knows how to get a woman off in a matter of minutes then continues to do so all night untill they cant take it any more

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    be just as complicated as real women

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Bratzilla' ... allow for inadequacies, their own and others'. lol didn't allow me that privilege lolyou are right though

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    'real' men respond to rejection maturely and politely.......not with abuse and sarcasm......

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    justjuice, as you suggested, please please do take your hat off, and your top and perhaps... I am sure all the real men here will appreciate that.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Make a decison, take action, do nothing, deal with prolems, ask for help, cry when it is all too much, take time to listen, hump anything that moves and if it doesn't move push it so it is moving, build a deck, be part of creating a life, be part of a family, survive on his own, cook, clean, sit on the couch and not find the remote or that missing sock, crash a car, skull a beer (damn I don't drink - failed already), burb the alphabet, protect those they love, only hurt someone when there is no other choice.   Most of all stand up and take responsibility for each and every one of those actions.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Guess what' there are 2 ' my man and me.. You didnt say which of us you want to take off our top ? My man has a fantastic physique ' not gay.. he's a real man in every way, difference is 'he doesnt need to post cheap comments to get his rocks off... Mrs JJ

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    My daughter is a single mother raising her young son and trying to run her small business at the same time. So when I praised Mickeygeeup for his effort ' it came from something very close. No way was I ignoring any single mums... Mr JJ

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'My daughter is a single mother raising her young son and trying to run her small business at the same time. So when I praised Mickeygeeup for his effort ' it came from something very close. No way was I ignoring any single mums... Mr JJ just checkn.....my mum raised 4 of us with no help from our deadbeat dad...in a time when there was no assistance or releif from anything.....and never a word of 'thanks or praise'.....lf you didnt get 'maintenance' you had nothing....men seem to get praise heaped upon them for doing whats expected of every single mum out there. its no big deal. its life. women cope because they have to, but receive no recognition. men do it and they are 'celebrated'............thats so typically one sided its not funny......not saying thats your motive, or intent, just saying is all.....because thats something very close to me....and i would imagine, quite a few others.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'My daughter is a single mother raising her young son and trying to run her small business at the same time. So when I praised Mickeygeeup for his effort ' it came from something very close. No way was I ignoring any single mums... Mr JJ thank you for the kind words.my hat is off to all parents doing their best to raise their kids. single or not. its not easy at times in the world they're growing up in...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...can read through about 2 pages of this and ask "What are real women and what can they do too". | Real women don't cry when they break a nail...especially scratching your back. | Real women like real men...and not some jazzed up fluff butt that will blow away with the wind. | Real women tell you what they're thinking...instead of waiting for you to ask. | Real women will help me out here....please? |

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...can read through about 2 pages of this and ask "What are real women and what can they do too". | Real women don't cry when they break a nail...especially scratching your back. | Real women like real men...and not some jazzed up fluff butt that will blow away with the wind. | Real women tell you what they're thinking...instead of waiting for you to ask. | Real women will help me out here....please? | Real women keep their nails short'n'sharp so they don't break before they draw blood Real women talk too much Real women don't take real men too seriously... cos where's the fun in *THAT*?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...can read through about 2 pages of this and ask "What are real women and what can they do too". | Real women don't cry when they break a nail...especially scratching your back. | Real women like real men...and not some jazzed up fluff butt that will blow away with the wind. | Real women tell you what they're thinking...instead of waiting for you to ask. | Real women will help me out here....please? | Everything a real man can......EXCEPT......play with thier dick, adjust thier balls and pee in a toilet at the same time with two of thier friends.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ....your forgot. | Quoting 'fionabee' Everything a real man can......EXCEPT......play with thier dick, adjust thier balls and pee in a toilet at the same time with two of thier friends. Real women can't write their name in longhand in the snow in yellow and without leaving footprints everywhere. | Real women enjoy celebrating the differences...and never eat yellow snow. |

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Hey juicyfruit,   I was addressing myself to the one whose Cups Runneth Over with those amazingly luscious, juicy fruit. Your man keep his top on.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    If the couple are the same size, a real man can Cross Dress with his woman; get into her shoes, get into her top, get into her pants....fun fun fun.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    mistress t,   A REAL MAN WOULD EASILY MAKE YOU KNEEL AT HIS FEET AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN....for a change.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ....your forgot. | Quoting 'fionabee' Everything a real man can......EXCEPT......play with thier dick, adjust thier balls and pee in a toilet at the same time with two of thier friends. Real women can't write their name in longhand in the snow in yellow and without leaving footprints everywhere. | Real women enjoy celebrating the differences...and never eat yellow snow. |  That is what a plastic squirty bottle is for........and this real woman gives thanks every day for the difference between men and women. What a sad, boring old life it would be without our differences.

  • Playful2looking

    Playful2looking

    14 years ago

    real man loves and support his kids even if the wife has moved on to a new man..He makes sure the kids are ok

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'lickandsuck123'real man loves and support his kids even if the wife has moved on to a new man..He makes sure the kids are ok

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    IS ALWAYS HIM SELF AND NEVER PANDERS TO WHAT OTHERS OBJECTIFY UPON HIM.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Unreal men are like wombats;-eats roots shoots and leaves(tongue in cheek);o))

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Piss on the toilet seat and dont care.   Leave the lawn mowever running because they want to   Poor weed killer in the local lake ... because ducks should be eaten not to look at on a bench at the local lake .   Dont have picnic blankets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Scratch their balls, change channels on the TV, and drink their beer all at the same time.... So I guess real men can multi-task.....Who knew!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    This topic is totally stupid.. real man this, real man that... who gives a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...ot yet another bloody post about what people can think/do think /dont think/wont think/can't think/think/think think.......etc........etc.......etcZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRight, I'll get back to drinking my Green Tea in my cutesy china cup - with my little finger daintily extended of course~~F~~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow11' Piss on the toilet seat and dont care. becuase they are too drunk to see the toilet bowl?   Leave the lawn mowever running because they want to because they are in a hurry to rip the top offa cold one after all that work (and truelly I cannot blame them there) or becuase they have forgotten how to turn the darn thing off and know it will stop when it runs out of petrol anyway   Poor weed killer in the local lake ... because ducks should be eaten not to look at on a bench at the local lake .and here I was thinking they were being environmentally friendly and killing off all the blue green algae with weed killer. Silly me...my bad   Dont have picnic blankets that are cleaned as they are usually left on the veranda for the dog so sleep on

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'EndorphinChaser'...ot yet another bloody post about what people can think/do think /dont think/wont think/can't think/think/think think.......etc........etc.......etcZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRight, I'll get back to drinking my Green Tea in my cutesy china cup - with my little finger daintily extended of course~~F~~ You need to be chasing a few endorpns. Grumpy much! This topic was all light hearted and fun. No one is telling anyone how to look, act, dress or behave at all. Sourpuss. May I suggest a valium or two with that green tea so you can relax a little?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'EndorphinChaser' ...ot yet another bloody post about what people can think/do think /dont think/wont think/can't think/think/think think.......etc........etc.......etcZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRight, I'll get back to drinking my Green Tea in my cutesy china cup - with my little finger daintily extended of course~~F~~MAN - real, pseudo or otherwise - you talk some crap

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Insomnian'Scratch their balls, change channels on the TV, and drink their beer all at the same time.... So I guess real men can multi-task.....Who knew! One hand scratching thier balls, one hand holding the beer, how are they changing the channels? Real men have.....three hands