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Random sex Your best & worst random encounters

November 17 2015

Okay so I'm referring to completely random with this, so meeting someone when you're out, even better if during the day, mine were and the risk is exciting. There's only one I wouldn't relive or do again (but don't regret, there's a difference) the others were great and horny/hot memories. So love to hear your stories. Please don't say anything that might potentially identify the person/people, be a bit careful with those details. 1) Have you had a 'situation' lol develop randomly and how did it happen, where were you and was it good, as much detail as you like 2) Any you wouldn't repeat, kind of went pear shaped? lol or the person turned you off rather than on as things got underway, plenty of detail here please

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  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    And I had a very hot n steamy session up against a fence in NQ when we met, started down on the ground ripping each other's clothes off and tasting every part of each other like starved maniacs.. a local taxi driver thought the show was alright enough to bring many fares past including some friends that recognised us and cheered as they drove past.., nearly 20 years ago now and Still getting hot n heavy wherever and whenever 😉 On the other hand, our experiences on here in hooking up with randoms if u like... I clearly remember the profile reading... ' one man gang bang ' wow, I was excited.. Have since learnt not to raise my expectations and every man will talk the talk, not many can walk the walk too.... 5 minutes Into a raunchy session he disappears to the bathroom,hubby and I are looking at each other... Ok.... He returns with a ' limp ' excuse .... And tried to soldier on...I've witnessed a 2 finger pull before sadly , well this was more of of a 2 handed grabbing at his balls and dragging them up his stomach, I was embarrassed for the poor bloke! He later messaged apologising..... We were polite then blocked him!!

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I walked in with a mate.. my hair was longer then it is now.. and was freshly washed and conditioned, held tight to my head with a leather headband..As we walked around to the back corner, we passed a group or unknown people.. A woman leans out and says to me.."Love your hair"I replied.. "Wait 'till you feel it on your belly"Smiled with her, and walked on.10 minutes later, she come to our table, and 10 minutes after THAT, she was on the back of my Harley ands headed home with me.A great all nighter with her .. because chemicals were GOOD then..No small talk.. no names exchanged.. No safe sex..When It was time for me to go to work, I got her back on the bike.. both of us still REEKING of sex.. aHER crowd was staying in the motel unit out back of the Albion.. so, I took her back there.. She slid off the bike, no helmet on.. kissed me lightly.. "Thank you Cowboy" and walked away.Damn.. THAT night has ALWAYS stuck with me.. And you know.. I OFTEN wonder about her... Who? Where? What-if...?BUT glad it happened..

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Years ago when I was travelling through England and Europe I met a number of interesting men ,particularly a Neapolitan poet in Florence,he didn't speak any English I spoke almost no Italian but he managed to make me laugh...it was a little disconcerting when his ex girlfriend came into his bedroom to warn me about his licentious ways 😱xxFreya

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I was contacted by a woman who messaged me saying she was in Sydney for 2 days, out from London attending a medical conference in Sydney. She wanted company. It was a totally spontaneous decision, I left the expectations of anything but drinks and chat at home..... we met in a cocktail bar in Potts Point and enjoyed good banter .... and she invited me back to her hotel in the CBD where we had a very enjoyable night. Thats as random as I get, as I don't tend to pursue same-day-lay situations and I DO like to LIKE a person if Im going to be intimate with them.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Leaving the nude beach one day, i've told this before on here but i'll retell because i still can't believe it happened. I'd seen this guy checking me out, packed up my things and he did the same and as i walked past he struck up a conversation, we talked on the long walk back to the cafe, by the time we got there we knew each other's life stories, he was from memory early 30's and a hottie, we grabbed a coffee, sat and talked more then he offered to walk me back to my car. When we were saying 'well it was nice to meet you' i leant over and lightly touched his arm and shit, it was on, middle of the day, near the car, people walking past. I've never experienced that kind of animal instinct, he was so horny, and well goes without saying i am all the time, he hustled me down to the main beach and started ripping my clothes off, woman and her kids were sitting close so i dragged him back up to the car, drove around the corner and flew into the back. That guy had skills beyond anything i've ever experienced, he licked and flicked lol had me full on squirting through to the front seats and was really turned on by it so worked on me for a good half an hour, when i moved on him, which i seriously love, he said 'next time' he did that for me without anything in return, he was married and the sexual frustration i guess had built up, he gave me his number but never replied to messages. But i'll never forget him. I didn't know how good it could be, but with feet on the roof and people walking past the car lol i can tell you, it was incredible, he was incredible. And i wonder about him, what a memory - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    On holidays in Phuket a few years back in the local supermarket , I see this gorgeous drop dead Thai girl ... We exchange smiles ' a hi and continued shopping . We met again at the checkout and started to chat the normal stuff , where u from , on holidays etc etc.. Outside, the attraction was too much and never being one to miss a opportunity .. I asked her what's doing . Then she floored me with ' I'm picking you up at your hotel at 8 is that OK ? Floored me ' and thought she was joking but regardless couldn't get the name of the resort I was at out quick enough.. Thought she might be all talk , but dead on 8 she turns up on her motor bike dressed to kill... Long story cut short , we had dinner , then she suggested a bar right on the water where after many drinks ,hugs and light pecks she grabs my hand saying she liked to walk on the beach.. We only walked a short distance when I stopped and turned her towards me .. and we kissed.. That was it , it was on.. Plenty of groping and pulling at each other's cloths , you name it we were into it .. Specially oral.. she pushed me against a tree and dropped to her knees , I remember looking up at the stars and the warmth of her mouth then I returned the favour by laying her on this small sandhill finding her beautiful love nest before bringing her juices up to her lips from mine at the same time grabbed my cock and guided me inside her... Didn't end there , but I think that's enough... lol

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Hot and steamy in here - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Jay_me' On holidays in Phuket a few years back in the local supermarket , I see this gorgeous drop dead Thai girl ... No disrespect intended...... ... but I read "thai girl"..... and I couldn't get the scene from Hangover 2 out of my head. Kimmy: - Come on Stu. It was beautiful. We Climaxed at the same time.Stu: - How does that work? Kimmy: - Shoot my load into you. I shoot your load on the floor.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    About the disclaimer DG it was disrespectful..pity

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I touch..there aremany people who would never have sex with strangers but I am not one of them😘xxFreya

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    But I have this fantasy of being ninja fucked. I'm being told it's on the cards and very soon. The anticipation is killing me 😙 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Haha i love that, stay focused, it'll happen - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Thank you, post must have been removed? Anyway, ignorance is bliss ☕ been waiting all day for this coffee and damn it's good, hugs - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    They're only strangers until you meet them, then they're not. That guy, by the time we got back to the cafe, i felt like i'd known him forever, seemed like the most natural thing in the world - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Thank you Freya.. He has a history of that sort of thing... Nothing new.. We just move on...

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Heart - 'All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You' "It was a rainy night when he came into sight Standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat So I pulled up along side and I offered him a ride He accepted with a smile so we drove for a while I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain Fate tell me it's right, is this love at first sight Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night All I want to do is make love to you Say you will you want me too All I want to do is make love to you I've got lovin' arms to hold on to So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note I told him I am the flower you are the seed We walked in the garden we planted a tree Don't try to find me, please don't you dare Just live in my memory, you'll always be there All I want to do is make love to you One night of love was all we knew All want to do is make love to you I've got lovin' arms to hold on to Oh, oooh, we made love Love like strangers All night long We made love..." It was a nice fantasy for a lot of girls, I reckon 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    You know that in the song the guy gets her pregnant, right? Must say my random encounters were all in club and at parties and none really stand out one way or another. Not really for me.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    If they could just stop looking and actually approach, stop teasin me and start pk - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Stop teasin me and start pleasin me i meant - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Except that part of the fantasy...for most of us anyway 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    So I was out one night and I noticed this amazing women her and her friends joined a couple of my mates for a couple of drinks we got chatting and I didn't think much of it as what would all these older married women want with us lol it was getting on in the night and a few of us decided to move on and drink somewhere else but the ladies decided to stay so we said our good byes and thought that was the end of it . As we stood outside waiting for a cab she walks out looking pretty upset so I go over to her and offer to get her a cab she declines and says its fine she only lives a couple of streets away noticing the line was pretty long and not going anywhere to soon I do the noble thing and offer to walk her home . So walking arm in arm she's telling me how her husband doesn't treat her right and is a terrible lover and I'm feeling a little awkward at this stage as I'm a lot younger , we reach her house right on the beach she says I'm not ready to go inside and ask if I'll take her for a walk on the beach knowing where this was going and that her husband was inside I thought it was best to decline so we say our good byes and she kisses me so passionately and her extreamly fit body tight against mine she takes a breath and says please take me down to the beach . Knowing well at the time it was wrong but I took her hand and lead her to the beach her hands where all over me grabbing at my already hard cock. We find a nice place on the edge of the sand and bush and she turns me towards her and starts kissing me passionately again for a minute or so before she un buckles my belt and takes my hard cock out of my pants as she drops to her knees instantly taking me in her mouth trying to take the whole thing she gags and looks up at me and tells me how big it is then continues to suck it as I play with her amazing fake breasts after giving me an amazing blow job I decide to return the favour so I lay her down and slide off her tiny g string and slide up her dress her g is already soaking wet I tease her first kissing her inner thigh and gentlely slide my tounge over her clit before parting her tiny lips with my tounge feeling how wet she was so I continue pleasuring her with my tounge and slide a finger inside of her very tight pussy it wasnt long before her legs start shaking and she was moaning so loud I had to put her panties in her mouth to keep her husband from hearing when she came to complete orgasm she squirted all over my face when she got her breath back she apologized saying that had never happened before and said now its time for me to make you cum she got on top of me and slowly slid down on my cock once she had finally worked my cock all the way inside of her I sat up and she planted my faces between her breast and demand I suck on her nipples it wasn't long before she had another body shaking orgasm I then lift her off my cock covered in her juices and she proceeded suck it dry before she got on all 4's and I forced my cock inside of her from behind having to hold her up as her legs had turned to jelly she eventually got strength back in her legs and started pushing back on my cock she begged me to fill her up with my warm load it wasn't long before we came together with her squirting everywhere again . with her fully satisfied we lay there with my cock still hard she looks at me and says you've got to be kidding me how are you still hard and starts sucking me again this continued for a couple more hours until the sun came up nothing could wipe the smile off my faces for days wish I got her name or number but think it was best left and that ever since I have only ever been with older women

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    At the beginning of this year we went backpacking around SE Asia for a couple of months. A few days before xmas we landed on Koh Samui for some luxury living. Koh Smaui is a great party island, loads of fantastic clubs/bars. So on xmas eve Mrs S and I decided to head out to the clubs to see what the island had to offer us......which was a lot. We heard some fantastic deep house coming from a club, then the bongo player chimed in and we were hooked. The place was heaving with hot bodies, my face started to ache from smiling so much. MFM is our kink, soooo I said to Mrs S make yourself at home and enjoy. After a little while she picked her man. He was a young English bodybuilder (which she has a penchant for) who had only arrived on the island a few hours earlier. She grabbed his tank and they got dancing on the floor and started kissing, then she said "my husband is over there", and she called me over for a dance. Paul looked at me and I held up my glass to give him a cheers and you have never seen a smile so big, he was a player and knew what was being offered. So Mrs S was the meat in a man's sandwich on the dance floor, it was soooo sexy! The sexual tension that was being built over a couple of hours was off the scales. The 3 of us jumped in the back of a songathew and headed back to our villa. Paul was not shy being naked around another man and knew how to play well. Mrs S was treated to hours of hot play, every part of her gorgeous body was treated with erotic pleasure. She was in heaven, Paul adorned her with complements, and attended to all of her needs. Mrs S loves to be spit roasted, and she had the best xmas present ever with a random.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    grumbly bunch at times.... lol

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    better watch out, i'm hangin for random sex, phwoa the threads they had on today, hot as - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Where's the best place to hide I_touch_myself2 ???

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Well one of the hottest memories came out of a hookup using a popular dating app. I was staying at a mates house and woke up and checked my phone, had a message and we swapped a few comments all very above board really, complimentary but a little cheeky. Though as I was hungover I was feeling quite horny so I got a little suggestive. Anyway I went back to mine, went shopping etc and hadn't heard back from her for a bit. Then in the afternoon I get a reply and basically it was on. She was over here for work from Sydney, married but divorced and super fit. I arranged for the housemates to be absent and had a shower (I'd been at the beach) and she was driving over. I made two stiff vodkas on ice, there was a knock on the door, she entered...we smiled. I grabbed her hand and lead her into the kitchen where I had the drinks on the kitchen bench. We each had our drinks and then I pulled her towards me and kissed her, her tongue cold from the ice, the slight taste of vodka on her lips. She didn't hesitate to pull my shirt off, I returned the gesture, taking her top and bra off, then as I kissed her my hands wandered down and dropped her pants to the floor. I leant her over, her hands on the litcken bench and fingered her from behind, she was already really wet. We then moved into my room and continued to play and fuck. Then she got a call from her friend who was looking after her kids and had to dash off, be both didn't get to cum but it was the most intense, fun sex I've had.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    You think i'm gonna put that on a public forum? Lol i might be thick as two planks, but i'm not stupid haha truth is, i've never 'hidden' away completely, i like the rush of potentially being caught, and more so if i actually am lol which has happened more than once oops such a rush - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Nigh on impossible to find spots in public where you can get away with it, so in every case for me, there have been people around, few times finished a full on session, then bobbed our heads up and shit, couple of guys one day weren't there when we started, but were there kicking a footy around right close haha we both just laughed, and the guy was in his early 20's, i was more amused by his relaxed attitude, being that he was with an older woman, so funny - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    You're not one of the black mannequins are you? If you are, hit me up - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Omg that's so hot mmm love it - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I have had many random sex with women. One time with a married woman we danced in a club and got hot. I was so hard and she noticed . We went to a dark corner hiked up her skirt, unzipped my trousers and slid my cock straight into her wet pussy.. To my surprise she had no panties. We slowly played me in her and kissed and we left. And fucked her in the car park in the garden.. Damn hot married woman sex

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Seriously, do you have any more stories like that lol it works for me - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    There's another random occasion I just recalled, certainly not the best random hookup though it was still good and wouldn't say it was my worst experience..just a bit different. I was over in Melbourne for a work conference staying at crown. Had the usual work dinner and drinks, plenty of wine, then proceeded to a bar in the casino for more gin & tonics etc mostly talking shop with other conference attendees- nothing exciting really right up until about 2am. I was about 5 mins away from departing and retiring to my room next door, not terribly excited about the prospect of yet another full day of conference the following morning when a group of three or so girls walk past on their way out. I can't recall exactly but I think I smiled as they walked past, they walked on but a few moments later one of them returns and starts chatting away. She definitely had more drinks than me but we had the usual drunken chat, I bought her a drink and after about 5 minutes I matter of factly said I was off to bed, and asked if she wanted to come back to my room. She hesitated for a moment and I think she spoke to her friends briefly before returning and grabbing hold of my arm. We promptly left the casino, crossed the road and headed up to my room. She was a school teacher, shorter than me, brunette and about my age. Once back in the room we kissed, undid each others clothes and I layed her back on the king size bed. At this stage she had only her panties on. I leant above her, kissing her, running my hands up her side, her breasts were small but she had really erect sexy nipples. As I kissed her I pulled down her undies as I got ready to go down on her. To my surprise she has a full bush, not really trimmed at all. That didn't necessarily worry me, just surprised me a little, though she was really wet, was kinda hot feeling through her pubes and then onto her wet lips. I wondered when she last slept with someone, she seemed really excited. I fingered and sucked her til I got hard and then we fucked. It wasn't the best sex I've had, but she was wet and she seemed very absorbed in it. The weird part of it is and its the bit that made me think that perhaps it wasn't my best experience was that after we got into it for a wgile she start just saying 'oh daddy' 'please daddy' 'oh daddy' 'oh daddy' over and over and over...to the point where it was starting to turn me off. We fell asleep and then woke again early in the morning, despite being hungover, with the usual horniness that accompanies it, I just didn't feel like sleeping with her again (after she called into work sick and clearly wanted to hang around). I grabbed a shower, dressed and got ready to go after I eventually got her to do the same. What is it with the 'oh daddy' thing - is that common, who does that ? Does anyone actually find that a turn on ? I still wonder what made her tick and why she was like that haha

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Omg i've had a few encounters that haven't exactly excited me so know how it must have felt, and how you sort of get caught where it's too late to turn and run lol i love hearing your stories though because you're real and honest, if that makes sense, i'm like that too. I'd like to talk about one that didn't go so well, or for me it didn't, the guy was very happy haha i'd hate him to read this and hurt his feelings. I can only be very vague but was completely random, middle of the day, met him, we got talking, can't say what developed from there, but the weirdest thing was i didn't like his dick lol omg i know it sounds bad, but it was all blotchy, skin was really weird, ugliest dick i've ever seen. Let's just say i'm a bit of a fan normally so i don't become a critic in the moment, but this one was just not good. Overall though, things happened that day that hadn't happened before, and was a major turning point with my own comfort level, other people lol ssh i didn't say that, i'm trying to not say too much. He wanted my number but i said no, let's jist leave it at today. Felt awful, but couldn't help the way i felt. Nice guy though - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Sorry, in relation to the daddy thing, most of my guys wouldn't be old enough to be daddies haha so haven't heard any similar stories. And i'd be equally weirddd out if they called me mummy lol perhaps it was a word or term she associated with strength and power, like the strong male, being taken by the strong male, or maybe she'd hooked up with some older dudes, who knows. But yeah that would turn me off too - Posted from rhpmobile

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    10 years ago

    Haha yeah I understand where you're coming from.... Fortunately I've not yet seen a vagina I haven't wanted to touch, taste, feel lol Another somewhat random hookup happened a while ago when a friend from overseas was visiting WA and staying at the OBH. We were doing the usual session, I think it was a Saturday in the front bar and there was a rugby game on. Anyway it got to stumps and my mate struck up a conversation with an Irish girl, who as it happened was also staying at the backpackers. She was not what I would've considered his usual type but anyway the pub shut and we want out and got some takeaways and then headed down to the beach. At this stage I was pretty keen to head home as it wasn't really a massive night and I didn't really have my eye on anyone. So there we were, my mate and this Irish girl and her friend and me. After a drink or two my mate was off kissing and chatting to this girl. In the mean time I'd struck up a conversation with this girls friend, which as it turns out was her sister. She was what I'd almost consider a bit 'girl next door' , not stunningly beautiful like a model (which is lucky as I'd never have got a word in haha) but attractive, petite, slightly curly brunette hair (mmm) and an Irish accent to die for. To top it off she was also a doctor, on holiday to Australia! Needless to say we chatted for ages on the beach, nothing sexual actually more about everything else in life, then eventually my mate headed off to the backpackers with his friend and somehow we also wandered up there, snuck through reception and went straight up to her room. The sisters shared a room (and whilst in hindsight a foursome would be hot, I don't the think the sister were that way inclined!) so my mate took of to his room with his new found friend and I stayed with the doctor :) I remember we had to be relatively quiet as it was late, so we kissed a bit at first and then as she payed on the single bed I pulled her top off, pinched and kissed her nipple and then unbuttoned her jeans. I wasted no time in going down on her, her lips wet I remember she tasted quite good. During the foreplay she was pretty quiet and reserved and I was even wondering if she was keen to continue but once I went down on her it was like a light switch had been turned on, she squirmed and moaned and grabbed my head as licked and sucked and fingered her. She orgasmed in not much time at all. After which I entered her, missionary at first but then doggy, all the time trying to keep the bed from squeaking haha. She org asked again and I cummed and then we dressed, laughed a little and I said 'have a fun trip' then left her room just as her sister was returning from her session with my mate ! Haha

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    god I couldn't get past the first sentence okay hang on, I'll read some more and come back lol

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    10 years ago

    omg that's hot as, so did you ever see her again? shit we've hijacked this thread other people are welcome to jump in anytime, please do, I love hearing these stories, starting to feel like a creepy dirty old woman, no hang on, been one of them for a while now

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    10 years ago

    Don't make me beg - Posted from rhpmobile

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    10 years ago

    Haha no I never saw her again, we didn't swap numbers, only kisses and bodily fluids haha .... Speaking of which I do remember waking up the next morning at the backpackers and going down to the beach early to have a dip and I recall still being able to smell her juices in/on my nose hahaha

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    10 years ago

    I remember in my twenties I was at a beach party. I had a few drinks but did't know any people so went to head home. It was quite dar away from the group on the beach and i tripped over what turned out to be a leg. A girl went "ouch", and I stopped and apologised. Its was then I realised the leg was in some hot vinyl pants. "You could at least rub it." she said. I sat down next to her and rubbed he calf. We introduced ourselves and I could smell strong rum on her breath and clothes. "I think I'm bruised further up" she laughed. I felt the vinyl enclosed thigh, and could feel myself getting hard. She groaned a little and then we kissed. I could taste the rum, couldn't really see her but my arms could feel very large boobs. I was now ebbing the outside of her pussy and she was pushing her tongue hard down my throat. Nothing soft or romantic just animal passion. I unzipped her pants and goy access to a very wet pussy. She was now throwing her head back and pulled her boobs out for me to nibble with my mouth. She suddenly grabbed my head, pulled her pants off and shoved my face into her dripping pussy. I couldn't even remember her name and now I was licking and sucking her. She came in shudders and then called out for some dick. I did't know her, didn't have a condom and couldn't even see her well, but I was hard and ready for het wet pussy. She turned on all fours and took my hard cock. She felt amazing, at that time in my life I hadn't had that many, but she felt the best. I blew my load. She wanted to lick me dry. She started to suck on me as I felt again for her cum filled hole. When she started squirming again I was again hard in her mouth (yes I remember when I was 19 or 20). Suddenly she pulled my hand out, still wet with her and my juices and put it in her arse. This was the 80s, i had hardly seen anal porn never mind this. This got us both going and we came at close to the same time. She said thanks, gotta go. I left. I don't know her name, never saw her again.

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    10 years ago

    lol didn't involve sex at all.... I sat down to eat dinner at a truckstop.... She sat beside me and slurred as tried to ask "come here often??" "Not really..." I replied... She was drunk, claimed to be a nurse, and wasn't wearing any shoes.... Does that type of approach honestly work for anyone??? - Posted from rhpmobile

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    10 years ago

    We met at a seaside café for breakfast one ANZAC day. A very interesting person. Cute ass. We were sharing stories about our pasts and then she told me why her ex left her...."He left me because he recons I have a Stinky Vagina" and boy did she own that statement! Thankyou OP for giving me a opportunity to share this :)

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    10 years ago

    I tried chatting up my frypan once....that was an electrifying experience....but one that left me feeling burned lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile

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    10 years ago

    Lol the truckstop story, i was settling in, ready for a really hot story omg you know what though, people still do ask that, just not the people i want to ask it sigh! I had a man ask me the other day, i felt so bad but i pretended i hadn't heard, turned the other way and ignored him. Sounds bad but shit, you should have seen him, punching above his weight would be a gross understatement, practically had to be removed from his house by emergency services, beats me how he got out through door to go shopping lol ego took a nose dive that day - Posted from rhpmobile

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    10 years ago

    Omg that is the funniest thing i think i've ever read on this forum and the matter of fact way you told the story, absolute crackup, i was hysterical when i read that. Why would she tell you the ex left because of her stinky pussy? Did she elaborate, had she taken measures to improve her diet or get a medical check? Haha anyway thank you for sharing - Posted from rhpmobile

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    10 years ago

    Don't you love the smell of sex in the morning, anytime let's be honest. I don't wash it off after a really hot encounter, if the chemistry was amazing and the encounter full on, i'll go shopping or for a walk with cum on me. One such encounter finished with a big load on my back, large amount. We talked for a while, he eventually showered and left, i didn't shower because i was still aroused and wanted to smell him all day lol i could smell it when i was shopping and it turned me on so much, i was swollen and aroused all day. Bad girl. Finally showered after some solo fun later that night. I saw him a few times after that. It was never as good as that first time though - Posted from rhpmobile

  • tylannister

    tylannister

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' I tried chatting up my frypan once....that was an electrifying experience....but one that left me feeling burned lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile You post that joke in enough threads, someone's bound to laugh eventually. ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    yep...tech issues with the app in postings going missing; so I post it again lol only to have the original turn up with the realisation that I was in the wrong thread lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Omg that is the funniest thing i think i've ever read on this forum and the matter of fact way you told the story, absolute crackup, i was hysterical when i read that. Why would she tell you the ex left because of her stinky pussy? Did she elaborate, had she taken measures to improve her diet or get a medical check? Haha anyway thank you for sharing - Posted from rhpmobile OP, The lady in question was so annoyed that he ex left her it must of been more important to share this and didn't realize where she was. I said.... " So, your just putting it out there!" lolLater that day she sent me a txt asking if I wanted to be FWB! eeeeeewwwwwww

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I've had quite a few random hookups - some recently in a nightclub I visit every few months. One girl was there, dancing and flirting with her husband. She was short but perfectly proportioned and very scantily dressed. I could just about make out that she was wearing no panties when she caught my eye and indicated I should follow her. We went to a booth area in the back where she sat, spread legged, and displayed a smooth and shiny pussy eager to be licked. I got down on my knees in front of her and started licking. After a few moments I looked up to see her hubby was there kissing her and playing with her breasts. He smiled and me and slipped a breast out of her top and offered it to me. As I moved up to suck it he began to suck the other one while she undid my pants and took my cock out, stroking it very enthusiastically. With her other hand, she did the same to her hubby. She bent over and started sucking me while her husband took her doggy style in the darkness. Suffice to say we played as long as we could before attracting too much attention. Not a word was spoken

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    My parents bed... Felt like they were there watching me...in spirit form. Not only that, I can never make the bed the same way. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A few years ago now... but a very fond memory... Was on a chat site fairly late one night (about 1am), on a weeknight, and noticed a fairly sexy profile come online, I send a cheeky flirt and asked why she was up so late, she responded back a few seconds later that her room mate was being a douche and she couldn't sleep. we messaged back and forth for about 45 minutes, the flirts getting more sexy and more pointed with each message, about 2am in the morning, I sent her a flirt and said its 40 minutes to your place ... will you still be awake when i get there... her response was, sure, but will you be awake when I get to your place :) I gave her my address and figured she would show up. She turned up at 20 to 3 in the morning, and knocked on the door in a dress that just screamed i'm ready to fuck.... we started kissing in the hallway worked our way to the bedroom, by the time we got there we were both naked... She stayed the following day, i'm pretty sure I called in sick (i don't remember)... it was one of the best nights fun i've ever had... and something i've never had the opportunity to repeat... but I"ll always remember that smile and the fun 24 hours we had.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Haha that's so funny. I could never do it in my parents bed, just somehow would lose the sexy feeling - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Don't worry I figured something like that had happened - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That's so hot. I did a similar thing one night, though I had been with this guy the day before, long day that one, some epic things happened that day. So nearly killed me the first day haha then very late the following night, we got chatting, both horny, I headed out at about midnight, got to his place about 1am fucked until the birds started singing, then drove home, exhausted but great spontaneous fun. Only guy I've met who was fully into body and arse worship and extended play sessions, small breaks occasionally, even played the guitar at one point, but wasn't long before it was on again. I also masturbated towards the end while he was playing the guitar, lots of happy endings that night - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A couple of years ago i attended Sexpo in Sydney with 2 girlfriends we also did a meet and greet that night and then went to a pub can't exactly remember where in Sydney, meet some great people as we were returning to our hotel around 1am i received a random phonecall from a private number upon answering it i realised it was a fellow rhp user that i had given my number to several months earlier. He asked what i was up to and i said i was horny from days events he commented that i was so far away to which i responded i was in Sydney as it turned out he was less than a few km between us so he decided he would drop by to say hi. As i was staying in a hotel room with 2 other girls i said it would just be a quick hi and thats all. Good intentions anyway. We meet down stairs and the pent up energy was just too much before i knew it we were stripping each others clothes off in the elevator up to the motel room, i had no idea what i was gunna do when we got there but didnt care. We crashed through the door he said a quick gday to my 2 girlfriends who were perched up on their beds and headed for the bathroom. We explored each others bodies for a couple of hours trying all sorts of positions as a hotel bathroom does not offer a lot of room, the free condoms handed out at sexpo came in handy for sure and shall never think about the chocolate flavoured one without a grin on my face. There were a lot of groaning moaning ouching and jiggling and a few are you pair ok comments through the door, but wow it was honestly one of the most sexually charged encounters i have ever had. When we finally satisfied each other we left the bathroom legs still quivering. The girls and him exchanged pleasantries and he left. Would love to catch up with him again somewhere but know that it wouldn't be as good but would like to try anyway lol , i have a souvenir from this encounter as he gave me his sexy pink underwear that he had acquired at sexpo and remember fondly when i see them :) A few days later i discovered a few massive bruises on my body as taps and spouts are not good on the back when you are perched on the sink but the memories sure where.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Two sexy girls ambushed me coming back from the toilet. We moved across the hall into the (empty) disabled toilet. Plenty of kissing, smiling, licking, sucking and mostly clothes off - but no condoms, so no further. (After all, what kind of desperate guy brings condoms to a meet and greet in a bar? - new answer ... always be prepared!) ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Holy crap omg what a smoking hot encounter, wow, and the fact that you were just expecting a quick hi lol so hot, have to say when you mentioned sitting on the sink, I can just imagine how good it must have been. Something about urgency with sex that turns me on, and squeezing into small spaces, I think you ticked those boxes lol I love contorting around in a car haha many of my guys were tall, over 6 foot so it was always challenging but amazing. Slightly poor form on the part of your girlfriends that they didn't vacate for you, or at the very least join in hmm - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    No way? Did that really happen? Damn! Funny I often wondered if stuff happened at meet 'n greets. Everyone is so tight lipped about it, of course haha. Well looking at your Calvin Cline picture there, I'd be dragging you off to the disabled toilet too and doing an emergency dash to the 7-eleven. Seriously i've done that before with guy in tow - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    We got some food while I was there, it was late, I was hungry lol about 3am from memory, stupid hours I lead, or used to - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yes hun there is something to be said about contorting yourself into those tight positions that just sets it all off on a whole new level. I always say I'm too old for car sex these days but have found it to be of some of the most satisfying i have had :) I was trying to think what other spontaneous sex i have had and quite recently did proposition a guy i had met once before for a moon light stroll in the park by the water, to my delight he agreed. So there we were strolling by the river chatting brushing arms against each other next thing i spotted i great big tree that is hollow in the centre, light bulb moment as although the thought of sex in public sends a thrill through me the dread of getting caught scares the crap out of me. So i suggest we just duck in for a quick kiss and fondle well the juices were sure flowing and the breathing getting heavier and heavier. We did manage to contain ourselves and re adjusted clothing and continued our walk. On the way back up the river we stopped by a bench which was either a good idea or a bad one for the next thing i knew i was laid out and trembling from the pleasure of his hands. Thanks goodness he was carrying his wallet which just happened to have the relevant safety equipment and took no time in taking advantage. Needless to say neither of us lasted a marathon and climaxed almost immediately. We looked around to see that no one else was about hopped up and headed our separate directions. This guy sure made me "breathless"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    .... I have definitely lead a very sheltered life .... great reads guys. Get a real sense of the urgency ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    When I was first on rhp, I was bored one sunday afternoon, so went online and start chatting with a woman who happened to live about 1 1/2 hours from me ( country Vic ). She was bored too, so I suggested a meeting to check each other out and she agreed. So with no expectations except for a 3 hour round trip drive and a few nerves off I went , and we met at a pub and had a drink and a chat. At some point she said something like you'll do.....follow me and took me to her flat. Some 7 hours later, I left a very rumpled bad containing an enormous wet spot with a smile on my face. We weren't at "it" the entire time as we did stop to eat, but very little of the time was spent watching TV or discussing politics. I even had a shower and got dressed to go only to spend 20 minutes with at the front door with my pants around my ankles and her bent over an occasional table by the door. A memorable evening! We tried for a repeat experience but couldn't find a mutually suitable time and 6 months later she moved

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Omg that sounds awesome. The thing I like about your story is that you had the long trip, took a punt, probably not expecting anything to happen and it went VERY well lol love the bit about extra fun at the door on the way out. She sounds as horny as me, shit lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In my early twenties myself and two mates went out to a bar to watch the football. Half way through the game my mate started chatting with this blonde girl I'd say early twenties as well. After a while she joined us on the couches and started talking. I never took much notice of my mate kissing her just thought he pulled a sort! It wasn't until I came back from the toilet to see her sat in the middle of my two friends and was now kissing the other one! Well me being me and having a few drinks inside me thought hello what's going on here then?? So I went over leaned down and gave her a kiss! Next thing we knew she there taking turns in kissing all of us!! People in the bar were starting to notice and it wasn't long before the bar man came up and told us that sort of behavior wasn't welcome there lol!!! Well it was a good job that my friend only lived around the corner so we left and walked to his while we were all fondling her on the way! As soon as we got through the door it was an unreal experience something that will stay with me forever and always put a smile on my face!! I never did get her name!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Omg that is a major fantasy of mine. I often look at groups of mates, 2/3/4 whatever, and imagine whisking them off somewhere close and getting dirty. So hot, lucky girl 😯

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Oh and if you were a player mmm yeah, I'd be jumping on that couch 😉😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Random is very hot!! Where is this place, meet you there for happy hour/s.... 😝

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    It was surreal she let us film everything and she was very energetic it was completely mind blowing! She left completely satisfied thats for sure. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Random is great somethings are better left unplanned and spontaneous. I'd be happy to meet you there for happy hour. X - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Just last week I had to shoot to Newcastle for work. I had only just joined RHP so I jumped online and messaged a sexy lady who I had never spoken to. A few min later and she replied, a little bit of banter and we had exchanged numbers. I headed for the airport and flew to Newcastle, a few texts and it turned out my hotel was literally over the road from her apartment, I headed over to find a beautiful sexy married woman who was enjoying a wine on the balcony. I joined her and we chatted, both not really expecting anything to happen, an hour later and we were clearly into each other, we kissed, it was good !!! Next thing I know we are in her marital bed and she's sucking my cock giving me the best head I'd had for months, it was so good i was soon ripping off her panties so i could get my cock in that warm, wet pussy. We fucked, complete strangers, she cum, I cum, we smiled and laughed. I said my farewells and that was that. Total randomness, so exhilarating , thank you beautiful lady for that experience. It made me remember who i really am.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Can I come for happy hour? Lol shit I think you people are on the other side of the country, typical, bloody Eastern staters 😯 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have to get to Brisbane lol - Posted from rhpmobile