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ROFL part II the terminator

May 15 2010

was doin another load of washin the other night at 03:00, i know, my neighbours love me.any way, after the TRG left (something about sustained automatic gun fire) i noticed the mouse trapwas empty of bait yet again but the fucker who stole the bait had walked 6" and got cleaned upby ROFL. which had me thinkin, could i put "Arnie" on an extention cord and whack him out the backyard to keep the snakes and crocs down or even fit suction cups to his back and get him climbing the walls killin spiders and such. has anyone else have pet appliances or have i lived alone for tooooo long....ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaEarl

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Yes Earl. It looks as though you may have lived by yourself too long. For me I go like you are after four days. I have never lived alone. I guess you need a dog like mooka. I had one of them once. He was me mate. This dog would have got your mouse. Can you imagine a Collie being better than three cats at catching mice. Pitty me mate has gone now. May be things don't turn out well here and I want to run away to WA.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    No Earl,you're cool, I have a remote control Tank (Panzer MKV-ie big sized mother I got from overseas) called "Trudi" that fires ball-bearings 100 metres accurately (maybe that's what the TRG were responding to?). And super computer souped up to 5 terabites and the kit (thats a lot of porn) called "Max". And an electric rice cooker called "Chin-wah". And a Tefal (french) toaster that shoots toast skyward called "Phillippe". And a fisher & paykel smartdrive washing machine called "Annie". I had a pet mouse once called "Frank" but he died from some lung infection(I think). Annie spins out at 1000rpm and sounds like a plane landing and would shake a mouse to a blur if you put it on the lid during spin. I never introduced Frank to Annie but thanks to your happening, if I ever catch another mouse, I will introduce it to the sport of "Extreme washing machining".

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Earl i have nothing !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i have a cat...she eats mice and spiders...best pussy in the world i have no idea what this post is about but thats my imput roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Now I know I am not strange. I have a clock radio that has given me over 20 years faithfull service despite being thrown across the room a couple of times. He doesn't have a name but wouldn't part with him for the world. He and I have seen too much together. I also kept my old motorbike. He is only good for parts now but it was fun while he was working. I did the girly, sentimental thing and kept him. No, I'm not strange.....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'geturroxyoff' i have a cat...she eats mice and spiders...best pussy in the world i have no idea what this post is about but thats my imput roxxy xxx randy old front loaderahahahahahahhahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    but Arnie heaps more scarier.Tony, mate. you got heaps of cool toyswanna kill something with that tank andspin up another dimension with that top loaderahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaDomina, picked up my old bike from the ex'son the weekend. the one i bought when i was 22.rode the whole state on that peice of crap and yerright, couldn't get rid of it...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    dunno about appliances...but I'm sure I've kept my car going...with dash pats and kind words.Awww...good girl, Maggie!JMO...BJxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    yes i have an old EH that i refuse to get rid of Faith (yes she has a name lol) is my pride and joy...one day she will be done up to the shining light she once was roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Anytime Earl. I revamp old electronics and modify their application. As well as frequenting the best model shops. Being single and having disposable income sends me there. If it whirrs, clicks or spins, I want it. Can turn the most boring of boats and flying machines into exciting machines. looking for a submarine at present with ballast control and will convert to U22 U-boat(unterwasserboot - for krauts in the know). The Panzer has pre-programmable maneuvers and am currently equipping it with night spotties and cam. There is a clause in the booklet advising safety goggles and no aiming at live targets. But I interpret that as a guideline. Trudi has no natural enemies, except other remote control inferior vehicles manned by blu-tac men and small rodents.