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RHP Survival Kit - Come and get them

December 30 2010

Ok I've walked into a potential hazard zone. It appears that in my absence there have been some anomalies and I'm issuing you all with these kits to help in case you need them.In each kit are the following1) Toothpaste and toothbrush - to help scrub the acid off your tongues2) Nail file to sand back those claws 3) Passionflower to take the edge off peoples moods4) Band aid to heal old wounds5) Moisturiser for soothing old burns6) Two champagne glasses7) Bottle of Asti Riccidonna to relax with8) Nitroogen bottle for a case of the giggles9) 6 pack of condoms 10) Hand cuffs11) Once Use - All Access Pass "valid for one naughty night"12) Randomly selected page from my Karma Sutra book Now take one each and pass them around. No need to take more then one the contents are specially designed for each and everyone of you.Now come on and I'll show you how to make balloon puppets out of my 6 pack of condoms.My first one will be a Banana Rob PS taking suggestions for next round of safety packs

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RHP User

15 years ago

Ive heard mentioned a couple of times to some that they might need to harden the F*** up! Maybe that can be added?I'll put my hand up for Champagne glasses and Asti and sit in a corner and watch the fireworks!!.P.S and maybe the nitrogen bottle, I do a mean "oompa looompa doompty doo" blowing up balloons for parties..Sat..who always wonders why we never have enough balloons for parties.

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RHP User

15 years ago

So we can all share in the fun Can I have different bubbles please? I really do not like Asti Riccadona

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RHP User

15 years ago

1. One hard hat 2. bullet proof vest 3. The ability to distinguish friend from foe, fact from fiction.

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RHP Survival Kit - Come and get them

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