Quotes
December 19 2013
Can be any type, funny, sad, insightful, from movies, books, music, stage, history, etc.
Please list who is the quote from and where.
"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!" - Sgt Avery - Halo
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows." - Frederike Ryder
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams
Enjoy
Obbi
"You know, you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." - Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer.
Comments
On_Safari
10 years ago
Are you really that bored you beed to start a topic every other day? No offense, Just askin'. If you peruse the forums a few pages back in various areas people you can catch up AND learn more efficiently
- Posted from rhpmobile
RHP User
10 years ago
Here I come a caroling...
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I was just wanting a thread to post a quote on and I didn't want to use either of the two threads in existence that I can remember off-hand... and I'm too f*cking lazy today to use the advanced search today, so I guess I will use this perfectly timed thread to share here.
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Do not summon my inner bitch, she doesn't play nice...
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How many would be able to replate to that?RHP User
10 years ago
RHP User
10 years ago
and while I was looking for a quote I couldn't find, I found these gems...
My life is a creative act---like a painting or a concerto.
Only that in you which is in me,can hear what I am saying.
I don't believe anything I say,because the nature of my work concerns the spaces between the words,rather than the words themselves.RHP User
10 years ago
no inner bitches today,just a couple of cool cats pulling my chariot ....However I do live with two real bitches
luvsilver
10 years ago
to insulate the new workshop at our business.It was not one of my favourite quotes.
Mr LuvsilverRHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' no inner bitches today,just a couple of cool cats pulling my chariot ....However I do live with two real bitches Only one in this house besides me Freya
RHP User
10 years ago
Noah Griffith: My name's Noah Jaybird. Ca caaa! What's your name? Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby. Noah Griffith: Soul Baby? Soul Baby: Yeah. Noah Griffith: Keep it in control baby. Tears, no fears man. Soul Baby: Is that right? Noah Griffith: Respect it, don't neglect it. Treat it, don't beat it. [walks away] Soul Baby: You're a badass motherfucker.
RHP User
10 years ago
Zzz @ iPad and rhp not fixing that bug..
Languid
10 years ago
Man who loves himself has no rivals.
by Alfred E Neumann Mad Magazine
this quote actually has a lot of truth to it.RHP User
10 years ago
Bahahaha good call :)
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
10 years ago
I need what only you can provide.............
...........................your absenceRHP User
10 years ago
Some say ... "a sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility"
Apparently... "nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm"
Many think ... "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"
Missb4u
10 years ago
Yippey ki-yay motherfucker
RHP User
10 years ago
I don't look at her like she's a bad girl. She is just misunderstood at times,she's a little troubled,she's a little dysfunctional.She's a survivor
Aida TurturroI don't look at her like she's a bad girl. She just misunderstood sometime, she's a little troubled, she's a little dysfunctional. She's a survivor.
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Aida Turturro
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/misunderstood.html#d98RH2yoKHPjQKhS.99 don't look at her like she's a bad girl. She just misunderstood sometime, she's a little troubled, she's a little dysfunctional. She's a survivor.
Aida Turturro
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Aida Turturro
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/misunderstood.html#d98RH2yoKHPjQKhS.99I don't look at her like she's a bad girl. She just misunderstood sometime, she's a little troubled, she's a little dysfunctional. She's a survivor.
Aida Turturro
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/misunderstood.html#d98RH2yoKHPjQKhS.99RHP User
10 years ago
No idea what happened!!
RHP User
10 years ago
Hey once said to a woman who told him that if he were her husband she would poison him.
He replied if he were her husband he would drink it.RHP User
10 years ago
I have two favourite quotes. The first one is one that I have no idea where it came from but it's what I live by when trying to learn a new thing: "If you want to be good at something, you first have to be crap at it."
My other favourite quote is from a movie:
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." ~Tyler from Fight Club
madotara69
10 years ago
It's about as useful to having a second belly button and as funny as a hat-full of arseholes
MadoMissb4u
10 years ago
was that the guy with the big buck teeth....argh I cant think of his name...Barry Humphries alter ego.
Sir Les Patterson! that's it...but maybe he didn't say that.
hmmm no I don't know...madotara69
10 years ago
I really wouldn't have a clue
Missb4u
10 years ago
Quoting 'Gr8whiteUnicorn'
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." ~Tyler from Fight Club
That's pretty harsh...lolpassion8_l
10 years ago
"Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you may as well pack it in. Game over. " And not sure who said this "Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes"
passion8_l
10 years ago
Bloody auto correct ........ or was it the bourbon
RHP User
10 years ago
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”
- THE MAN, THE LEGEND, BOB MARLEY
Lovinit28andKC72
10 years ago
I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.I sin, but I'm not the devil.I'm good, but I'm not an angel.........Marilyn Monroe
You are responsible for your life,You can't keep blaming somebody for your dysfunction.Life is really about moving on.........Oprah
Every saint has a past,Every sinner has a future....
Revenge.....Na, I'm too lazy,I'm gonna sit here and let Karma fuck you up....RHP User
10 years ago
Love that quote you beat me to it :)
Missb4u
10 years ago
Quoting 'CravingTouch' “Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.”
- THE MAN, THE LEGEND, BOB MARLEY truly beautifulRHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' Quoting 'Gr8whiteUnicorn'
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." ~Tyler from Fight Club
That's pretty harsh...lol
But when you think about it, it's actually the cold hard truth of life.RHP User
10 years ago
I shop therefore I am - Barbara Kruger
belladonna888
10 years ago
Don't shit where you eat !!
RHP User
10 years ago
"If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly....the other virtues would be well-nigh useless since their chief purpose is to make us bear with patience the injustice of our fellows"
And my all time favourite by Moliere again is
"Cover that bosom that I may not see: souls are wounded by such things"
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
10 years ago
...buy it in every colour.
RHP User
10 years ago
... redefine success
RHP User
10 years ago
"Life is occupied in both perpetuating itself and surpassing itself; if all it does is maintain itself, then living is only not dying."
And Nike. " just do it"RHP User
10 years ago
Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Swami X
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! George Bernard Shaw
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Einstein
I'll have a crocodile sandwich. And make it snappy! Groucho Marx
The difference between erotica and pornography? Lighting Gloria LeonardRHP User
10 years ago
“Your clothes should be tight enough to show you’re a woman but loose enough to show you’re a lady.” Marilyn Monroe
Originalbadboy
10 years ago
A SMILE COSTS NOTHING BUT GIVES MUCH
A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give. | Author Unknown
Obbi
'Who the fuck are you?!" - The WhoRHP User
10 years ago
So true. A simple smile is so powerful yet so underestimated in terms of being the difference to making someones day or even turning a life around.
"This is not a game of who the fuck are you" - Eddie Izzard 'Death Star Canteen - check it out on u-tube, you might like it.RHP User
10 years ago
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
madotara69
10 years ago
Yahoo Serious
In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.
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Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/y/yahoo_serious.html#uTLOJfO8EmfJQr4M.99madotara69
10 years ago
Yahoo Serious
In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.
GezWouldGo
10 years ago
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
RHP User
10 years ago
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
RHP User
10 years ago
Me aha ;)
RHP User
10 years ago
I can definitely relate to that .. lol . At the risk of sounding like the biggest bitch on here not that i particuarly care .. give me a reason to even bring out the inner bitch to play then .. it's going to be one hell of a play date lmao though that being said .. I am one hell of a nice person , unless you give me a good reason not to be but .. I think that goes pretty much for anybody .
RHP User
10 years ago
Ohh where would we be without family guy LOL .. think i actually remember that ep :D :D .. Here's one of my Fav quotes .. "Life's a garden .. Dig it" .. ( Joe Dirt lol ) .. love that movie " it rubs the lotion on its skin.." Lol .
RHP User
10 years ago
I actually really like that one .. lol .
RHP User
10 years ago
"We are slowed down sound and light waves, a walking bundle of frequencies tuned into the music of the cosmos, we are souls dressed up in sacred biochemistry garments, and our bodies are the instruments in which our souls play there music"
Albert Einstein..
There we go that's the whole quote..
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
10 years ago
The best way to prevent a divorce is not to show up for the wedding. Sinatra
I'm a walking orgasm of untapped resources. Yours Truly
- Posted from rhpmobile
Coupeman
10 years ago
There's no stopping what can't be stop
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
10 years ago
After having been perplexed, betwixt n between all day ...
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter"
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"RHP User
10 years ago
This is the quote I live by.
Never make someone a priority in your life if you are only an option in theirs!!!
Works well for online dating.
Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
She wants to fuck me....... she wants my dick, in..... and around her mouth.
i'm just saying that she looks like a good fucker ok? she looks like she could take a dick? some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities
I know I talk alot of shit, okay? But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk. She likes me at least a little. At the very least, i'll make out with her. Two weeks, hand job. Month, blowjob. whatever whatever. And then i make her my girlfriend, and i've got like 2 solid months of sex. By the time college rolls around, i'll be like the iron chef of pounding vag.
"Seth"SuperbadRHP User
10 years ago
There's no better start to the day than a Dickin's Cider
- Posted from rhpmobile
Daretodive
10 years ago
"Out there past them trees...." - Predator
Be Alert The world needs more Lerts - MAD
McNuggett
10 years ago
Don't cultivate on the face what grows wild on the arse
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
10 years ago
"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet." -- Abraham Lincoln.
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
10 years ago
"work is the curse of the drinking classes"... oscar wilde
S_W_A_G_G_E_R
10 years ago
Simple, relaxed and hanging free it's woman who make it hard.................
RHP User
10 years ago
"In the fall, the rotting leaves smell like an Olympian's ejaculate!!"
Myrtle SnowRHP User
10 years ago
You stop trying to get into my knickers, there is already 1 arsehole in them. Don't know who said it but he/ she's a funny bugger
Originalbadboy
10 years ago
The Chariot - The Cat Empire This is a song that came upon me One night When the news it had been telling me About one more war and one more fight And 'aeh' I sighed but then I thought about my friends Then I wrote this declaration Just in case the world end Our guns We shot them in the things we said Ah we didn't need no bullets Cos we rely on some words instead Kill someone in argument Outwit them with our brains And we'd kill ourselves laughing At the funny things we'd say And bombs We had them saved for special times When the crew would call a shakedown We break down a party landmine Women that so sexy They explode us with their looks Ah we blowing up some speakers Jumping round till the ground shook And missiles They were the roadtrips that we launched T-t-tripping across this island Starting missions at the break of dawn Yawn and smile say 'what direction shall we take?' 'Somewhere where it warm and wet' This be the route we'd always take and Our weapons were our instruments Made from timber and steel We never yielded to conformity But stood like kings In a chariot that's riding on a Record wheel And our airforce flying When the frisbee in the sky Have a session while we're smoking Now we're feeling extra high And we'd sneak into a carpark With the skaties on our back And we're flying down the levels howling 'on the attack now on the attack' And battles They happened in these dancehalls See we'd rather fight with music Choosing when the rhythm warms Battle at these shakedowns And we battle at these gigs We do battle in our bedrooms Made some sweet love to the beat Then our allies grew Wherever we would roam See whenever we're together Any stranger feel at home In a way we are an army But this army not destruct No instead we're doing simple things Good loving find it run amuck This be a declaration Written about my friends It's engraved into this song So they know I'm not forgetting them See maybe if the world contained More people like these Then the news would not be telling me About all that warfare endlessly and Our weapons were our instruments Made from timber and steel We never yielded to conformity But stood like kings In a chariot that's riding on A record wheel Obbi "A man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man who has no secrets to keep." - Edgar Watson Howe
Originalbadboy
10 years ago
"I hate iPads!" - Obbi Obbi "Everybody has a role to play, some just play a role, while others love to role play!"- DF
RHP User
10 years ago
Some from Keith Richards ' We age not by holding on to youth, but by letting ourselves grow and embracing whatever youthful parts remain." ' To write a song that is remembered and taken to heart," Richards notes, "is a connection, a touching of bases. A thread that runs through all of us. A stab to the heart." Keith Richards from his autobiography " Everybody's got a different way of telling a story - and has different stories to tell."
RHP User
10 years ago
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
RHP User
10 years ago
Lol ,, old saying but a true one nonetheless.
RHP User
10 years ago
The author had no time for anyone who disagreed with him so found the sandpit a little too rough but was very entertaining while he was here.
"Jensman you're not just a bogan but also a rude arrogant dick.
Anyone with a view other than your own you have managed to insult. You have called people shallow, pretentious, simpletons etc.
Now tell me dick....Wtf is that meaningful tattoo on that flabby arm you so proudly have displayed on your profile pic.. A dragon? Rat on steroids? A dog?
Is that your best feature?No other pics? How many hours did you spend choosing just the right design to give you just the right amount of a bad boy image.
So who is shallow and pretentious?
And listen you presumptuous dick, I was in a 4 year relationship with a woman I loved who had tatts. I didn't lie to her either and she knew I didn't like tatts. As I said from the start of this post "tattoos do not make a persons character'' Once a Dick always a Dick. Isn't that right Dick?Yes dick I stated I enjoy the arts and taking beautiful women to social events, opera, theatre, etc. You say its not for you?
Could I make a suggestion Dick......Instead of putting on your best singlet and footy shorts to take your girl ( shaza ) out for a big evening down at the local pub for $5 parma night, where you know all your drunken mates will be (all 2), drunk and yelling obscenities at your girl..... Why don't you hire a suit, allow her to get dolled up and try an evening of culture.
You might be surprised."
Hehehehe, I still miss the lad.RHP User
10 years ago
When someone says to me "great minds think alike", I just look at them and think 'you dirty little bastard'.
RHP User
6 years ago
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'PeachyPearL'
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
Love that quote Peachy, it's a pity most people twist it to suit their needs.RHP User
6 years ago
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
Anonymous-RHP User
6 years ago
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Anonymous-RHP User
6 years ago
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Anonymous-RHP User
6 years ago
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
Anonymous-
rupamohan
6 years ago
The future doesn't exist - we must invent it.
- source unknownRHP User
6 years ago
"It's hard to connect the dots after the storm has settled and the debris is gone"
Anonymous
Lullah
4 years ago
bump*
Lullah
4 years ago
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