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Public recall on the use of the word "vagina"

February 16 2013

Being someone who is desperately trying to be and arty wanker. I went to a poetry club this afternoon. One poet delivered a very important public warning. Although she tried to fight me off with her clip board, I was able to get the important document away from her so I can share it with you. I hope you all appreciate it's importance.*** PUBLIC RECALL and WARNING ***(On general vaginal use).We wish to advise a nationwide recall on the use of the word "vagina" due to an important language safety issue.The term, though anatomical in nature, has been found to contain biological repercussions which are not declared on the usage label and may pose social risk to those with an aversion to any discussion of the female anatomy; sexual, politicized, or otherwise.The vagina has tested unsafe with extremely high level trace-elements of controversy and confrontation; appearing to have an averse affect on creative judgment. Utterances may incite extreme feelings of shame and vulnerability in the common womens loins, those of her lovers and others.It is advised that owners, consumers and supporters refrain from letting the the "vagina" loose under any circumstance.This recall acts as fair warning that offenders may be held accountable for aiding and abetting any language use above the legal limit. All direct references including slang terminology, should be exposed with extreme caution and if at all possible, avoided.If innocent members of the public or unsuspecting poetry audiences, find themselves untowardly exposed to the "vagina" they should return it, along with a copy of this recall, to the lips in question for a full frontal refund.This recall applies to the word "vagina" only. No other terminology has been affected. Apart from this issue there is no other found fault with the product or poetry relating to the product.We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused by the "vagina" and these unfortunate but necessary measures.If further information or clarification is required please don't hesitate to undress the topic, in discrete metaphor, at your own discretion.**Indigo Eli**I'm very interested to here of anyone’s troubles relating to the use of the word (or in fact the item)..

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13 years ago

I love it, have to think of a reply to that one

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13 years ago

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA ohhhhh beautiful VAGINAShoot me, I love the word VAGINA

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13 years ago

Bloody silly language.Indigo is was a visiting poet fro South Australia, but I didn't judge her on that.. ~laughs~Her delivery of her material is bright and energetic. It's worth catching her if you're into that sort of thing.

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13 years ago

I remember when my daughter was in Prep at a Catholic School! I got called in for an "Emergency" meeting...I had to leave work early that day and was petrified as I thought something bad had happened to my daughter with all the urgency and secrecy of the meeting! . I get to the School Office and am ushered into the Bioardroom...In there is my daughter (looking healthy and well) and the School Counsellor and her Teacher and the Principle and the Parish Priest! Noone knew how to start the meeting ... eventually after uncomfortable silence I was told by the Principle that my daughter said "Vagina" in class! By memory she needed to go to the toilet and they refused her...so (as you do at that age) she was holding on...When asked what she was doing she said I have to hold my vagina as I need to go to the toilet badly! Well....this caused an uproar, I am surprised they didn't call in the Swat Team! I sat in the meeting holding in my laughter and said "You are kidding me? You made me leave my job early all because my daughter said vagina? What did you want her to say? Cunt? It is after called a vagina or don't you own a dictionary in this school?"...The looks on their faces was priceless! Luckily the Parish Priest knew me from when I was a kid and the poor bugger went so red from trying to hold in his laughter (as he didn't know what the meeting was about either)...I walked out in disgust with my daughter and told them I will be docking their fees so I can reimburse myself the pay I lost for the day! They never said a word after that day! xFunlovingx

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13 years ago

LRE,I totally agree ,the VAGINA,from henceforth shall be known as the CUNT...a much more delicious word,although if we rejigged the spelling of VAGINA to VAHHHJINA,that may well fix the problem. ps all euphemisms will be severely dealt with..no more pussys,vajay jays,minges,tacos ,sideways smiles,etc.

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13 years ago

Quoting 'Freya13' LRE,I totally agree ,the VAGINA,from henceforth shall be known as the CUNT...a much more delicious word,although if we rejigged the spelling of VAGINA to VAHHHJINA,that may well fix the problem. ps all euphemisms will be severely dealt with..no more pussys,vajay jays,minges,tacos ,sideways smiles,etc. Already there, Freya! Although 'cunt' is my general go-to noun, so it didn't take too much rebranding.And LRE, I applaud your efforts. My concern is more in regards to anatomical nomenclature, and the fact that just about everyone gets 'vagina' and 'vulva' mixed up. There's a wonderful article called "V is for Vulva, not just Vagina" by Harriet Lerner. Well worth a read. It changed my life. Well, it changed how I use my native tongue. Pun intended.

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13 years ago

... you crack me up dear! Regarding the topic in hand (or mouth) I have been deliberating for some time now about landscaping. You see I really love the silky smooth feel when she's been mowed, but the Tasi map look is very pleasing to my eye. What's a girl to do? :-( KK xx

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13 years ago

@xfunlovingx My Ex and her girlfriends were down south doing a winery tour many years ago. She was having, what she thought, was a private scratch. One of her friends said "What on earth are you doing?" She replied she had "An itchy twat". Shocked faces all around. "You don't call it that!!" they all agreed."So what do you call it?" She asked.Ten minutes of awkward discussion when one of them says "It's your inside thigh."That's a large area. No wonder finding a clitoris can be tricky some times.@keepingkarma, neptunedrift thank you for that plethora of imagery ~laughs~

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13 years ago

PMSL

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13 years ago

I really would love to have a glimpse inside your wonderfully crazy head. On topic though, so as not to offend, I won't say "Vagina" instead I'll wear the Vagina-period dress :-)

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13 years ago

That's gold.You just have to look at the uproar that Carefree panty liner ad created not long ago. All because the woman in it actually said the word 'vagina' and even more shockingly, referred to the reason women use liners (i.e. discharge), rather than the ad employing the usual baffling, completely unrelated imagery and descriptions that give no clue as to what the product is actually used for. And as usual a lot of the complainers were women, for some reason utterly offended at 'that word' being used in an ad...and not only that, but one that was being shown at times when children could see it!! How dare they expose young, innocent souls to such filth!! *eyeroll*From a pure linquistics perspective, 'vagina' is an ugly word though. It just doesn't flow well. I don't really like any of the other slang terms for it either so have never been able to settle on a single term that I use all the time. I do use the word twat a lot though....I like calling stupid people twats.

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13 years ago

Quoting 'xFunlovingx' "....I sat in the meeting holding in my laughter and said "You are kidding me? You made me leave my job early all because my daughter said vagina? What did you want her to say? Cunt? It is after called a vagina or don't you own a dictionary in this school?"..." Awsome! A most excellent account Funloving!

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13 years ago

That is the most intelligent vagina ever ... I just don't know what to say.

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13 years ago

Cunt (pron.: /ˈkʌnt/) is a word for the female genitalia, particularly the vulva, and is widely considered to be vulgar. The earliest citation of this usage in the 1972 Oxford English Dictionary, c 1230, refers to the London street known as Gropecunt Lane. And Mr Drift is correct of course. Not vagina. Vulva.

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13 years ago

.... ummmm .... I wank .... I'm 'arty' .... meh, I got nothin' ........But I have a glorious VAGINA xxx

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13 years ago

that the inventor of the mini skirt,Mary Quant,had a surname derived from an old spelling of cunt,queynte which Chaucer used in The Canterbury Tales,Wife of Bath story.Originally cunt or queynte was not an obscene word. ''The word cunt has verbal relatives all the way back in Egyptian heiroglyphics,Ka-t meant vulva,vagina,mother and women.Qefen-ta is another ancient Egyptian word for vagina''. from A Blunt History of the Word Cunt

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13 years ago

Quoting 'Freya13' Qefen-ta is another ancient Egyptian word for vagina''. Is that where the word "Queefing" comes from, then?

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13 years ago

come poet me anytime....you are priceless

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13 years ago

is maybe a shortened version of queer farting?....the expulsion of air from the vahhgina

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13 years ago

... for the consenting adult: the fanny fart. Yep, many a hot n steamy moment has lapsed into a farcical fanfare when the fanny let's rip! Giggles galore ... :-)

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Public recall on the use of the word "vagina"

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