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October 09 2011

As an employment consultant I sometimes help people with their resume` RHP is no different and your profile can get you in the door or bed so you can get down to the job. If your not getting to first base , then your resume or profile is not working for you. I have re written 2 profiles for men here ,plus done their photographs so will be interesting to see how it works for them. Here is a few tips I think may work for some women, but lets face it we are all different with different needs so I am going on a consensus of women I know. I did a survey last night with a bunch of girlfriends. Firstly keep your penis pictures in the private gallery and only show them if a woman asks you for them. Unless of course it is that big and fat that a woman thinks , my god I have to have some of that! But in truth for me its a face says it all. If you cannot show your face then get an over the shoulder shot with your face away and show your back and shoulder. Or just a nice white collard shirt. Be honest about yourself, everyone has good attributes ask your friends or female friends what they are. We do not need to know if you can go all night or have a tongue like a wind turbine. We can find that out for ourselves when your down there. Be honest with what you want and even more so with what you do not want. Every one has specific tastes. I loved the profile that said ascetically challenged women need not apply, that cuts out just about every woman except some hot model, but it did make me smile. And what is with the generic profiles? Is there some template they are all using male and female? Very difficult to know if your a real person or a cyber profile if you do have some individual descriptions that set you apart from the pack. Just some advice from the cheap seats. So what do you find that has interested you when you read a profile, how did it influence your decision to meet someone off line?

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Innercircle

14 years ago

Gotta love these guys that sent us a message last night: (NO pics, NO profile details, opposite side of the country) Body Type Ask Me Ask Me Height Ask Me Ask Me Race Ask Me Ask Me Eye Colour Ask Me Ask Me Hair Colour Ask Me Ask Me Hair Length Ask Me Ask Me Relationship Ask Me Ask Me Personality Ask Me Ask Me Star Sign Pisces Capricorn Drinking Ask Me Ask Me Smoking Ask Me Ask Me About Us mature discreet fun loving looking to experiment. We Are Looking For attractive couples ----And then they have the nerve to send this as a message:Hi, can we see more pics, and tell us about yourselves, and what you would do to us.----I mean, WTF? If our profile doesnt say enough (take a look, we go overboard)....But, to answer your question, we just like to see SOMETHING on a profile. If you cant be bothered to write a tiny bit about yourself, we cant be bothered trying to get it out of you....

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RHP User

14 years ago

The generic template posted profile does nothing. You know the stuff as we have all read it... "I admit I am a sexual animal" "Some consider me attractive but you can be the judge of that" Stop being so bloody lazy and actually THINK about your good qualities. I agree I dont give a horses arse about how good a tongue action you think you can give because when push comes to shove...two minutes of action is not good. It is mediocre at best and I am not gonna take you up on your offer based on just your say so. I want a bit of originality and possible humour to shine through. Bare facts are good also but please dont embelish too much. The guest that has absolutely no pics up at all, not even in private gallery and asks me what I think of them just get a standard flirt reply.....if you are serious pay for membership and put some pics up.

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RHP User

14 years ago

Well Rockercouple you are both very attractive, so they want to see more of you. And your stuck with who the heck are they, or even what am I? I think some people are talking the talk to get pictures and not walking the walk. I can`t tell you how many times I have set up the studio for a shoot and get no show and not even a sorry but can`t make it or I dont want to do this. I can see that you two guys would be over run with the wooda shooda cooda people.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I just have to say WOW rockercouple80 that is the best profile I have read on here todate! And as for the topic at hand I agree totally so many profiles (male and female) that have nothing in them. Why when most of it is a tick box questions do we still see "ask me" that is rediculous! And yes a few words on the profile about yourself wouldn't go astray even if it is your love a beer at the end of the day like fionabee if I remember correctily from an earlier forum post. And last but not least a photo would be nice it doesn't have to be a face shot just something that has you relaxed. Tuscanred your artwork is beautiful. Regards, Andy

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RHP User

14 years ago

I think I know that silouhette model we see so often! A good "Stunt-Bum" (like Stalky's) can lure a catch but wrteng in abbrvted txt u can barley read is lost in a generation of phone-heads created by Nokia

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RHP User

14 years ago

isnt the thing most men are on here for is to um mmmmm fit IN punn intended there as soon as you actually contact and have a chat to someone you should get a feel for their persona or whatever its called and take it from there. not every blank profle is a waste of tme checking up on so give the shy blokes like myself a break ladies and show us some tenderness even if its just a good time chat or endless nights of passion did I mention how shy I am Andy

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john60

14 years ago

Some of us are not good with descriptions of ourselves. Self promotion might come easy to some and some people might just lie. Some of us do the best we can and some might just be lazy but after all the profile is what it is and if it doesnt appeal just move on. I would have showed up but you didnt answer.

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RHP User

14 years ago

Any profile that can achieve that is 95% of the way there :) My profile is on it's 4th or 5th rewrite, I've only ever had one negative comment about it :P and I get alot of positive comments from people with whom there is no chance of hooking up, they really just wanted to say they loved my profile (straight girls/gay guys/other side of the country). It was fun to write and apparently fun to read :P although I was most fond of the previous bar analogy one, I do like to overhaul it, I mean I get sick of looking at it, so why not? :P Keep it interesting, keep it *you*, keep it honest... Oh and please, please, please, for the love of all you hold dear, use punctuation, grammar and a spellchecker! Nothing turns me off a profile quicker than "I lyk 2 fuk" (cries). . Yes, I know, I'm a word snob. But as I wrote to one gentleman, I loved his profile because it oozed personality, if I didn't want to shag a great personality, I'd buy a blow-up doll. . I do like substantial profiles, but then, I like to talk :P and read :) and write ;) Amazing photos are also a great selling point, a bit of art and attitude in your photo (as long as it isn't a cockshot and preferably a face shot but not necessary) (as stated above) gets my attention :D . Remember, you reap what you sow. A bit of effort now means benefits (from friends) later!

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RHP User

14 years ago

Damn you, iPhone, why do you not post in the paragraphs I put?!?! *grr*

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RHP User

14 years ago

I figured if I was straight up about what I wanted then it would filter out the people that I wasn't interested in. It doesn't work. Only about 4 out of 10 who contact me have read my profile and only 2 of those read it properly and not just the first paragraph. They see the pic and that's all they are interested in.The ones that pay for membership and then have a profile that consists of one blurry cock shot, a lot of ask me's and templates for the rest make no sense at all and aren't doing themselves any favours.

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RHP User

14 years ago

@ rockercouple88 loved your profile, tried to send you a message to let you know how good it was, but alas it couldnt (im too old) lol thanks for making me have a laugh, i needed it today ! @ tuscanred i so totally agree with you ! i get sent flirts saying ; i think your hot, what do you think of me ? then i go to have a look at their profile to find they have no picture ! or i get asked what im "looking" for. its like READ my profile people !

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RHP User

14 years ago

i dont understand i think i need help then lol everyone i message either are not looking for someone my type or dont reply.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I looked back in my mail box, and sorry but I do not respond to flirts very much.The answers are very generic. I think you ask me to message you or something. Truth is I have five contacts a day , and most of them I use looking for people for my art. I do respond with flattery will get you everywhere because I dont know what else will fit to tell the truth. Sometimes I do the window shopping thing as well. If something came up or someone came up that was just to yummy I would have to do the drop down box, of "Come to me baby, tie me upside down, spread me with chocolate sauce, kiss my neck till Sunday, tickle my fancy. I will buck like a wild pony, beg like a doggie while you give me doggie, go down on you like the titanic! Now there is a drop down box! If a person wants to hook up then send a message not just a flirt. It means you want to invest in yourself and your efforts to find a woman/man couple/ triple decker or what ever. Its like paying for a new outfit for a job interview, it will pay off in the long run. I also need to talk to pple and see what kind of tatts they have. My work is contemporary art, and tatts that are faded are very hard to reproduce, and most guys who have had tatts when younger have been the main problem for me. However if you want to come to my studio, your welcome to come but you need to message me, so i can give you my number. Its not a given I will paint all my subjects but I will give you all your pictures so you can use them as you please. I did not mean to be rude but flirts are ok to a point.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I personally don't think my profile is particularly good. What makes this really ironic is that I make a living from fashioning words into nice and easy to read sentences :-( I keep coming back to it to fix it and without fail, I'm lost for words every time. I also think I'm not too crash-hot at taking photos of myself...anyone feel like providing a little assistance in that department? :-P

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