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Profile photos ~ I object to:
January 01 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Do we need to see your toilets !!! In the pictures ?? or your tooth paste , your can of Brut 33 (shame) or your half used roll of dunny paper ............ your wifes tampons ...........oooooops not so single guy now huh...........Yes yes it your flat mates. Now unlike stalky I have never designed anything in my life.............. hell I barely arrange the ensemble I will wear through the day! Buuuuuut You see I am that person that looks way beyond you and your cock or for couples you and your lady fornicating on the lounge I am looking at you rkids toys in the background, at the stains in your carpet or the art work on your walls ..............oh yes theres a lot of hotel action going on...................... lots of reprints. I must admit to always enjoying a good boat interior yup there are peeps on here with photos inside boats ..............nice! Stalky I dont think you sound gay at all other wise I do ............. oh shit............. I dont............... do I?
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think it is the light and the best place to take a photo indoors. Well that is my theory anyway
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RHP User
16 years ago
I swear, I've seen a photo of a guy's cock on here taken by him on a mobile phone while he was seated on the toilet. C'mon, fellas. Serious? Hugs Stalky.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mikle and stalky, boys boys boys...stop all this griping and whinging, just come over to my place and... refurb my bathroom, tidy the laudry, take out the rubbish, and then take some rooly cool pics of yours trooly (fully schick maaaate!!)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just checked out both stalky and mikle's profiles ....um.... steeerike my last..just come over to my place....PLEASE!! lololol (who says men have the monopoly on objectification!!!!?)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Myname... Did you just say "holy snapping duck poo"???? That's just great. The highly cultured woman Ive been idolising has turned into an ocky sheila from Narromine. Struth. hehe. Stalky<<<< Loves Narromine actually.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey... wait a minute! Youre flirting with me! YES! oh God YES@! hehe ooops... do I sound too keen. oh fukit! hehe.. oh wait a minute.. that's right.. Im a good boy. Repeat after me stalky .... I must not look at all the pretty boys and girls on RHP and think norty thoughts.... Hugs Stalky. <<<< taking deep breathes into brown paper bag
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am flirting with you ...outrageously so....took you long enough to notice....sheesh....(ps: I perve on pretty boys & girls too....maybe we can do it together? and yes...THAT qualifies as flirting)
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RHP User
16 years ago
A penis is three dimensional, and a two dimensional pussy can take a penis into its unseen dimension. Its part of the big bang theory... Offers to photograph the scientific proof. Stalky and lipsies will be too busy conducting the experiment in her misty bathroom to do that...
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RHP User
16 years ago
You're scaring me now Nev... did you just hum "Play Misty for me"? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok Kewl Mynameisonurlips.... I have a permission slip from my mum for flirting.. I'm just not allowed to raise your hips to my muscular thighs and bonk you senseless. :p Hugs Stalky<<< muttering " Im a good boy.. (slap) Im a good good boy." (slap)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Great post Stalky. Have never been keen on the cock shot. In whatever light, in whatever state, it is not a pretty thing. I rather see a smiling face shot anyday. Mikle, I have to agree whole-heartedly. I too look at the state of some rooms - dirty clothes on the floor, mismatched furniture (sorry, I am an ensemble girl) tacky bed spreads, empty bottles on the table and wonder, what on earth is this person like. Then and there I know we won't ever meet, regardless of how hot they look or sound. Clothes DO make the man and so do his surroundings. It sure as hell tells me more than I care to know. Ps. Another bug bear - close ups of cock entering pussy. Don't ask me why. Joanna
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol... how about single guy profile... and below the bathroom mirror we see bobby pins, nail polish, a wedding ring and an engagement ring. lmfao. Benefit of the doubt..... C'mon divorced guys... pack that shit in a box and keep it in the attic. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Its Mikle and Stalky..neck and neck racing up the golden mile..BUT WAIT! Speeding up on the inside is...EUNUCH! And its EUNUCH who crosses the finishing line in first position!! (be it Missionary or reverse cow-girl is yet to be determined) "CROWD ROARS".. Whatta way to start the day,laughing along with Lewd, Lascivious and Larry!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
What is this "Lascivious"? Mickle... I bags being Larry.. "lascivious" sounds like some weird lashy viscious kind of thingy big word ... and it scares me. :-0 Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
In American legal jargon, lascivious is a semi-technical term indicating immoral sexual thoughts or actions. It is often used in the legal description of criminal acts in which some sort of sexual activity is prohibited to differentiate that activity from "innocent" conduct. It is often used as one of several adjectives to describe pornography as compared to non-pornographic depictions of sex or sexual themes. This includes humping light poles on the city corner whilst intoxicated. An unwelcome dogging session with the pretty lass with the pekingese in the pooch park. Masturbating during the main feature at the movie megaplex during the sequel to Desperate Housewives at a special charity viewing for the Country Woman's Association. Streaking past a queue of kiddies with their adoring mothers who are lined up for Father Christmas at the Shopping Mall. Mooning each and every security camera at the train station, city library, speed and red light cameras, and on the red carpet of every available celebrity function. Performing lewd show and tell exhibitions with the latest sex toys at medical research seminars and conferences when not even invited. Attaching ones mouth to any breast feeding mother who does so in a public place. Poking ones head uninvitedly into the ladies changing cubicle of the bra and lingerie section of any major department store. And finally taking photos of all of these occasions to plaster on your RHP photo gallery. I'm obviously innocent of any of this by not featuring naughty snaps on my profile.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is at it again ladies and gents.... come to think of it, our three L's are Not too dissimilar to the three tenors.. As we all know, those three strapping lads also never failed to reach seemingly impossible highs and lows! Oh come on boys, I so want to see you fight it out as to which of you best suit Plácido Domingo, José Carreras & Luciano Pavarotti. Um, isn't one of them RIP tho? ps: Eunuch, your scaring me with your research skills...seriously dude LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am suitably amused....thanks dude...its been a slow afternoon! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dear Mikle, As is so often the case, I fear I must yet again resolve your DILemma just don your borat cossie and do a mili vanili...after all, ur job is to just look good...
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RHP User
16 years ago
The photos I object to are the non-exsistent ones. You read their profiles and next to Looks it says "see my photo" and there aint no freakin photo. I really cant understand that..........it messes with my mind and I have to exit out of that profile as fast as possible. So confused xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
You are incredible! I admire your ability to express as many ideas as I have running thru my head lolol... I have difficulty with expressing them via the written word without a lot extreme concentration though.And Nev, I love the way you simply express the lovely things you have to say throughout the forums. What a pleasure to come across, those gems of good feeling! Thank you, thank you, thank you!Photos, yeah, there was one mentioned on the 'no longer existing', 'FORESKIN or not?', thread where the guy had obvious dick cheese, obviously just pulled his pants down for the benefit of a dic pic to post on his profile which if I remember rightly was a couple profile... and one I remember from the forums where the lady in question was wearing a dress with a dirty spot bigger than a 20c piece, also a couple profile. I so hope I don't sound up myself!Kisses n hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh Gawwd Mrs P... I remember that Dick Cheese profile! lmfao. wooohooo! Makes me kind of glad we haven't got smellyvision monitors.. lol.... Hmmmmm but imagine that... the good old scratch and sniff version of Redhotpie.. nom nom nom... hehe!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some profile do show obscure body parts... was that an armpit or a bum crack? I get the finger pointed at me for not having a photo... and understandably if is you saw me... you would want it removed too... but a close up of a pimple on the left buttock is not much verification is it? I might go to one of those stock photo sites and select a good looking big toe for mine.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Will you ppl just get a room and get it over with.. This thing is playing out like an off-beat porn soap if such a beast exists.. Geesh
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RHP User
16 years ago
Poses, posteriors, pussies, penises, protruding mammaries, everything a pervert desires all presented in a pretty picture.
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RHP User
16 years ago
What about a cool "puppetry of the Penis" style pic?????Was thinking along the lines of the "Hamburger" or the "Emu"
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RHP User
16 years ago
ChickyGirl...I am agreeing with you....I also get tired of guys saying..add me to your msn I have pics on there...WTF... If I have taken the time to put a up a cpl pics you can too boys!... huggies.. sweetpetite41<<<< dislikes cock pics..
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bwahahaha... can you see your own profile pic Stalky? Well I certainly can. So thank you for the ping in my pants. Whoo hoo!God the things you find when you are trying to find old threads. We should be able to search by person!xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
That will learn me... I have gone back to page one. FFS.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I actually like this thread Meeks, missed it first time around for some reason. I think bad pics can be used as what you DON'T want to meet in person. Bed unmade, sneakers on the floor = Kids room and mums house = no thank you. Poor Quality Hotel Room = Cheap = No thank you Messy Bathroom and dirty mirror in the back ground = dirty and not in a good way = No thank you. Pics are a great tool!
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RHP User
14 years ago
how far back was this topic? how many pages?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bwahahaja. Meeka! If I ever get to the point where I can't see my own dick, it's time to retire.... alas, I cannot see my own dick pic while a guest member! I spose I kind of already know what it looks like if it ever gets put in the lost and found pile. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bathroom shots are good, if. Its woman in the shower soaping up, or a guy with no rubber ducky in the background or hidden in private parts. Photographs taken in natural light are best, so open your windows and entertain the neighbours, show them your best side, or best backside. Get a long set of tongs so you can take a shot of your balls and cock from the the ball sac angle so your cock looks huge! Better still just ask the ladies that knock on the door selling salvation to hold the camera or better yet hold your ball sac I do love my work, I get to see all the goodies but I do try to get those cock shots hidden in the private folder. I think if we had a show of hands re women who wants the cock shot and who wants the face shot then the face shot would win. Mind you if I see a pretty one, then all bets are off. And some of them are pretty darn nice to look at. Slaps my hand away and says step away from the merchandise, shaking head . Repeat after me you are at work TR you are at Work! But my sage advice is save those goodies for in the flesh. You can rip of your pants and yell Surprise!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have to agree with goodgrsayplz... If a person stands in front of a mirror to take a pic, then they first should clean thire bathroom as it can tell you how messy they are.... Pic tell you a lot about people...... Me I rather take pics out side they do make better pics..........
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RHP User
14 years ago
Too many to mention but dirty looking sheets and doonas without covers are just plain filthy as backdrops for cock shots . My other pet hate is the downward cock shot standing up with feet in pic. Definately not my favourite pose. Glad stalky mentioned the dreaded toilet shot!! We want sexy looking pics lads that entice us xo
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thanks for the Observation I can now sare My Pet Peeves when it comes to Pics he!he! 1.Guys who look like they had just come out of the wilderness ..Unkempt uncombed geasy Hair and long scruffy Beards nothing against Beards at all when they'e kept well groomed....They tend to be the same guys who ware singlets or Druggy type shirts or T shirts with some kind of grass remark on them..That's all fine if you're away camping with Mates but not when you're trying to attract Women .You've a lot of Competition so make the most of your appearance or get use to wasting your time, money . 2. Guys who've obviously been drinking beer to the point thei eyes are glazed over or the beer bottle is Prominent in the Pic. What's that all about /waiting for 1 of the Beer companies to use your Pic in their ads. the plates with half eaten food in front of the Guy is also not a good look certainly doesn't help their Image....I tend to feel if a Guy doesn't try to Present himself in an appropriate Manner like you would meeting women in Person...then you most likely are Lousy Lovers you've very little imagination or interest in your Partners needs, desres but expect the ffort to be on their part to please you ..it's just too much effort for you ... 3. TheOld Faithful cock Pics... I'm not realy into window shopping cocks ..I'm more interested in the Guys face his eyes ...and how attentve he is as a Lover. .Besides window shopping cocks is like looking throught the window of the Candy store so much to taste enjoy right in front of my eyes..... I'm unable to touch taste enjoy ..so no fun in that ..but I do get to sample some select morsals in Person later mmmmYum! that works for me he!he! To the Guys who can relate to 1,2.. I'm no bagin you ..I'm trying to help you see yourselves as I do and other Women too.This is giving you a reason to lift your game so you'll be more successful...good Luck! Enjoy .Lu :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
The thing is women cant see how large a guys cock is because its hidden in his pants not like a women cleavage which is out for everyone to see, and lets admit it women on here want to know you have a large cock so pictures of the cock are the way to go. Yes there is the odd chick or couple who dont want to see them but guess what majoity rules and women want proof as most men lie about there sizeCheck Mate
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RHP User
14 years ago
I dont care aboutr cock shots. In fact, I can't see them anyway because I am a guest.... So put your cock shots up if you want lads. The bigger the better :p But what is it about all those photos of bathrooms? I've designed a bathroom or two in my time .. and none of the bathrooms Ive seen live up to expectations. None are worthy of being published! And dirty mirrors. Please. I know I sound a bit/.... gay... but really. LMAO.............sounds a bit/ GAY ??????????
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RHP User
14 years ago
How come some profiles state last on over a month ago yet there are posts only a week old ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
the bathroom is a a private room and can be locked so no chance of being caught out. Plus it has a large mirror so when taking photos on own it helps. originallly i decided no cock shots as i believe some things are best discovered in the heat of the moment, but due to proberly 50% of women requesting a cock shot i've added it to my private collection on request.What pisses me off though is when women request a perve and then don't show me their's.Cry me a river some woulld say lol. the funny thing is most young boys start off masturbating whilst in the shower so maybe we feel at home in the bathroom lol !I don't mind exchanging sensual nude shots and getting very turned on by them,, but this is usually after becoming friends and then it means alot more as you know thatperson already, so you use the pic to imagine past and future hot time with your play date!
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RHP User
14 years ago
guys...........keep your willie pics in yr private galleris...nothing says 'wanker' louder than a public gallery just of your bits............ hi-vis work gear........i mean what the? please....having a job is great.... but ffs pics of cars? boats? bikes? are fine, but not just pics of these hey?
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RHP User
14 years ago
mike and shel i have a pic of me in my private gallery of me in just a hi vis jacket and hardhat, this was specifcally requested by one of the girls i was talking too.. and ive kept it purely cos i think its good for a laugh... so there but for the most part all the posts here are good advice and i will be coming up with some better fotos as soon as i can find someone willing to set me on fire..!! but youll all have to wait for that one .. hehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Funny thread mate.I always like to see what is in the background of photos!
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RHP User
14 years ago
The list of photo's i find annoying:Bum shot.. (means yer fulla shit?)Tit shot.. (what.. yer offering free milk??)Girls takes pics of themselves using the bathroom mirror, and plainly see the mobile phone which is being used to take foto, which also obscure the face.... ( BIGGEST DISLIKE!!)Eye shot .. (ok.. i know the colour of your eyes, but really.. that means squat to me....)naked shot ..(ok.. no creativity here .. nor helping me spark my wildest creative imagination......)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Everyone will find some pics “annoying”, we are all different in what we like.. 1. People who take pics in front of a mirror.. Get a tripod, put your camera on 10sec delay.. 2. Guys who look dirty with 2-4 day growth on their face.. Have a shave.. 3. Don’t take pics in or near the toilet.. Looks like you been or going to use it.. 4. People taking a haft shot of their face.. What are they hiding.. Yes we are all different to how we view others, its human nature to like different things. I find bums pics very nice male and female as long as they are not hairy, but that’s me as I’m a bum man.. There’s nothing better than a cute arse.. WHAT YOU NEED TO LOOK AT IS THE PICS THAT ARE REALLY OFF.... 1. Single guys with a pic of some female instead of them “er” does it look like a male NO.. 2. People who have their age as 42 but the pic say 58 come on.. 3. People who have pics that are 10 years old.. come on put some up to date pics with them.. 4. The worst of the worst is finding your pic on their profile as their pic this is really low.. I think that RHP should delete profiles that say: Male and has only a female pic.. Has that male got permission to use this pic, not likely.. Yes this does only happen with males I have never seen a female profile with a male pic as theirs.. The old pics yes, at least it is them.. Just be thankful we are not all the same it would be a very boring life, people would not have anything to bitch about.. Oh so People know this is only a males point of view..
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