Pretentious job titles

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  there's a guy i know who tells every young chick he comes across that he's in international finance, but he's just a cashier who does the occasional foreign exchange.he's actually thought it all out, even the back up plan just incase someone catches him in his actual job.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I think "Alternative Physical Therapist" has a more conventional ring to it than "Professional Mistress".

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Quoting 'DominaT' I think "Alternative Physical Therapist" has a more conventional ring to it than "Professional Mistress". I wonder if you can use it on your tax return :-) Hugs Waynex

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Pedestrian Traffic Flow Analyst - Lollipop man Executive Entertainment Specialist - Hooker Executive Director of Household Operations - Mother. hugs Wayne

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Im a D.A.D.F.ADeputy Assistant Director Of F$%K All.Gary

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Aquatic Engineer - Dish washer

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  XtremGuy

  16 years ago

  Ceramic Technician - dish pig

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I would be honest and say " Ihave a detailed and difficult role with a large co. Can't really talk about the details" Packing bags for customers at safeway.lol.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Shopping transport vehicle distribution and relocation manager = TROLLEY BOY at supermarket Adult entertainment quality control inspector and tester = Evilboy at goldfingers on a saturday night.

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