Predictive text fail

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Google "25 funny auto correct fails." Some of them will make you cry with laughter. Hehe. My favourite is the guy chatting to his mum and instead of saying shaved pork (as what is for dinner) he says shaved pussy! Bwaha

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I was at a work OHs meeting years ago and friend of mine asked a question about finger cuts, as clearly working in an office is a super dangerous occupation, and she said finger c*nts instead. There was this stunned silence... But the guy taking the course did really well to cover it up. We still laugh about it 10 years later.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I've just spent the last fifteen minute crying with laughter. I love "So that's 3 orders of boobsickles and a holy donkey, Anything else?"

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Lol just pure gold - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Loved the hamster paradise and Masturbating makes me sleep easier and the reply not any less awkward

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  As I think it is meeka, then I like this one: Son to mother: "mom, what time are you coming over today ?" Mother to son: "we're still in bed... And your dad's playing with my anus, so it'll be latter this morning" Son to mother: "mom !! WTF !! Mother to son: "MY ASUS !! Your father us playing with my new computer !!" ROFL 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  is damnautocorrect dot com. Stir's one about enemas on the other thread was pretty funny.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  And damn suspicious Paintme. Doesn't autocorrect use a word you use often?? It isn't just a random word. :p

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  Cheekyarses

  12 years ago

  I no longer txt - :-)

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Auto correct: I have had enough of your Shirt

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I have turned autocorrect off and still always double check my texts before sending :P - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I don't even use the word enema .... Anymore ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  him_and_me

  12 years ago

  I recently asked a guy via text if he liked to have his earlobes nibbled. His reply was something along the lines of "Meat lobes are a hot spot". I couldn't stop giggling for the longest time. I guess they can be meaty... x Me

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  But I like the wiity responses better.... I am hungary.Maybe you should Czech the fridge.I'm Russian to the kitchen.Is there any turkey?We have some but it's covered in Greece.Ew, there is Norway you could eat that.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' I don't even use the word enema .... Anymore ;) - Posted from rhpmobile Sure Lurk.

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  madotara69

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'MissKay' Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' I don't even use the word enema .... Anymore ;) - Posted from rhpmobile Sure Lurk.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  that I was making a grout platter.I'm sure a fruit platter would be far better for people's teeth ...

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I wouldn't recommend a grout platter... 😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

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  madotara69

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Highpriority' I wouldn't recommend a grout platter... 😄 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... A lot healthier with a bowl of textables Mado

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and i was in tears. I love those kind of stupid things that make you lose your mind and have everyone asking WTF you're going on about.

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  MissBishere

  12 years ago

  My favourite place for a serious cant breath, may have peed a little, god my face and tummy hurt kind of a laugh 😂

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