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Porn Star Names

March 12 2009

Just wanted to see what everyones porn star names are. You take the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the first street you can remember living in as your last name. My first cat, her name was fluffybum. I lived in High street. So flirtys Porn Star name is... FLUFFYBUM HIGH OK people...time to share with one and all...wats yours???

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  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Ash Princess I dont like my pornstar name ffs

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    sandy arnott

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Bimbo Xavier How posh is that....hehehehehehe dazi

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Good to see a bit of fun in here, well done and thank you :) My first pet, that was my own, was a cattledog called Lady and we lived in a tiny little four street town (village?) in Miller Street. Viking is Lady Miller. Now I really want to see Devine's, Wild's, Hagar's, Lava's and Baded's porn names. This could get really funny (hopefully) C'mon RHPer's show Flirty who you really are. Viking

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Swifty Marine.....a budgie on a waterfront property!! Continue to love smuggling budgies whenever I can and wherever I go......;)

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mine is suzie higher...haven't checked out bob's yet...watch this space lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    bob's is.............. Scruff Church i think that one fails lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    ...as the stage and camera personnel assume their positions . "knock"...:knock" The gold star decorated door rattles !!! "knock"..."knock" "The set is ready for you " "Mr Rover Leach Highway " " ACTION " The robe gracefully descends to the floor. The tickle girls equipped with their feathers start to giggle !!! The producer screams for his money back !!! "well im fukkin cold " ~~~Horrible~~~

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    ohh gona luv this one,, "Butch Mount" Perfect :S

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Hiya female half of couple here...well sat down and worked mine out...... Willy Princess hahaha no Lie! so there ya go!! NEXT!!!!!!!

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Very Butch?? My partners is Butch Primrose.....still try to sew my sides back up after laughing at that one!!

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Well first pet was a laborador called Erin named after our home country (Ireland) and coincidently our street name was Shannon St.... So my Porn star name is ERIN SHANNON Couldn't have made a more Irish porn star name than that if I tried lol....

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Since my first pet was a kangaroo, and my first street i lived in, is at where my dad's farm is... "Joey Bindoon-Moora" :| Lets try again, this time, when i first moved out.. "Ebony Cambridge" meh

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Bobo Hercules I absolutely love it....was thinking of changing my name by deed poll

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    "Sam Egerton" Not sure if I like that or not yet.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    first pet was a cat named Pogo and we lived on a stretch of Great Nthn Hwy called Yarra Street... Pogo Yarra sounds more circus than porn hehehehehehe lava xxx

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Mork Hassell not much of a porn name lol what about this one when I first left home Floyd Oats haha not much better Mrs xxx

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Lassie Wattle Yep parents had originality when they named the dog! Wildly pornographic

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Well mine is not too impressive either. Rastus Cody. Or Ratty Cody. Hmmm, fairly nondescript is it not? Hardly Ragged Cadoodler or anything! *G* We are working on MrsGothPorn's.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Hey I Win! Mine is definately better than hubby's. Poekie Kenmare. Sort of a cross between "poking a mare Ken" and "Poke me Ken I'm a Mare"!!!!!!! Shit! That sounds better as a guys name :-(

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    First pet was a kelpie called Choco. So mine would be Choco Block. Works for me. Lol.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    first dog rufus street swallow rufus swallow

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    LOL Pancho Spooner I love chilli too Mike

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    soxy north I can live with that

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    My first pet was called Tammy, and we lived in a caravan park, Called Tropic Grove..... So "Tammy Tropic Grove" Sounds more like and an ointment ! haha

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    After Hagar was excused by the Producers for having a right hand thread when a left hand screw was called for in the script. The Producers called the Community of Unemployed Multiple Orgasming Itinerant Thespians (or CUMONIT) to find an actor with a left had screw. Obviously they would have to be European, as they drive on the left hand side there. Unfortunately since there were no Europeans available as there last European porn actor with a left hand screw got cross thread with a Scottish backpacker at a party and was undergoing surgery. So the only alternative was to go for a bilingual porn actor. Slowly browsing through the profiles of CUMONIT their eyes alighted on the name Bibbo Rockingham. They enquired as to Bibbos availability but unfortunately Bibbo was not available as he was recovering from a scene in his previous movie involving Lady Miller, a bucket of lube and a large set of bolt cutters......

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    As a child my first pet and address would be BLACKIE APARA The first pet i actually owned and street i lived in as an adult would be COCO FURNESS

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Want to do a threesome with lassie wattle? And I want to see spooning and swallowing.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    my porn star name is brutus sinclair hahaha

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Bruiser Chireton

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Freddy saturn. sounds a bit old school porn

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    My first pet was a dog called Nedda and the first street as far as I can remember is Wyllie ... Nedda Wyllie ... :/ Hmmm....

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    well my first pet was a rabbit named thumper and first street was durren so that makes it Thumper Durren not bad i might have to change my user name

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Goldie Joondalup ROFL

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Rexie Snodgrass. dont think i'll get top billing with that one.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Lulu Yule - like the lulu part

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    i share my real name with and actual porn star but for this purpose regarding pet and street i'm Zac Lamb

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    first pet was a sausage dog called coco and first street was pangeza so pornstar name is coco pangeza, very exotic!

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Yogi... Harrison MrsP :-)

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    First pet I can think of ... well this is going to ruin my porn career. "Muppet Brownlee" .... doh. Suppose it's better than "Ginge Brownlee".

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Charlie Ogden..... bit tame i'm disappointed he he

  • TimidButCurious

    TimidButCurious

    17 years ago

    I've two. The one from my homeland is Bonnie Björnbärs and the Australian one is Candy Woodside.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    1st dog - Buster, 1st street - Bootie Pornstar name - Buster Bootie Gotta love that one

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Misty Mamo........hmmm yep something comes to mind there lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    First Cat was called Baby First street is Webb so: BABY WEBB lol thats funny

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Lucky Dunk

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    marmaduke corvus.. LRE (in dream land again)

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    you want to see some swallow from the spoon :)

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mine would have to be ODIN ELIZABETH, a little odd to say the least.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    My eyes are wide open! Spooning, swallowing! Hhoney yr a porn star remember! Wild Lassie

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Well mine makes no sense at all...Shephard Acton...wtf. But hubby's aint bad...Red Rivett

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    'Tiger Mensa' in her first starring role

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    what a great response to my posting. Had so many chuckles and i hope you all have too.keep them coming... xoxox flirty xoxox

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    My first dog was called Peaches and my street was Kearney... so....Peaches Kearney I could live with that! BJ

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mine would be boney throssel

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    I've heard of friends doing this before but never done it myself. I'm Candy Corvetter.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    ...has the world's first indigenous porn name. Benny Cannawigra. Wandering off with trademark paperwork in hand... Shadows.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Well there is some in there that would look good in Lights .lol Mine is " BUSTER HANDCOCK" pmsl

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Mine = Jock Healey

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Mnnn using the names of pets and streets makes me Prince Ward and my wife would be Alice Land funny I kinda like them lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    ...would be Cindy Scott Which is probably quite believeable for a porn star name!

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    hubbies is star mica and mine is johnny marri

  • starshootin

    starshootin

    17 years ago

    my name would be coco davis.... i think i could use that name no prob if i was to turn to the porno industry

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Honey Parvet not too shabby :-))

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Hubby's is Sam Pow

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Rufus Pandian haha how sht is that if i go off my new one... Sexpanther Vine lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Felicity - Honey Whitmore Austin - Dino Planet oh Honey...

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Baron Barrow

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mine would be kitty Cummins

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Boon Stanley - sounds more like the town drunk in a B grade western movie

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mine would be Pussy Carcoola seriously- our first cat didnt have a name and that was the only thing we called it :P

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    SHEBA RENDELL ??? Thats crap lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    How about McTavish Plumer lol Not sure if that flows off the tongue so well... ;)

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    What a great post Smokey Strathallen, B grade for sure Lmao

  • usm79

    usm79

    17 years ago

    Well this one sounds dodgy, Blue Wycombe!

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mine would be Goldie Gallagher I like it

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mine is ... Monster Jupiter

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Great topic! Im pretty happy with mine.... Bandit Peters :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Harry Sandleford.My porn star name is so dull.