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Pole dancing alarm clock

June 01 2011

One of the guys at work showed me a catalogue that had a pole dancer alarm clock. To quote the catalogue..."The pole dancer is back! This little lady will make you wake up with a pole - in more ways than one. When the alarm goes, your personal pole-dancer goes into her routine, complete with light show and oh so funky music. A bit of wholesome entertainment for the man who has everything."

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RHP User

15 years ago

What a way to wake up huh? I mean... can you imagine lying there in that sleepy slumber land only to be waken every morning by a warm wet twat spinning around on top of your dick... you open one eye... an there in your face... a pair of shimmering ta~tas and a welcoming smile? Good morning darling... It's time to wake up!HugsStalky

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RHP User

15 years ago

so you spend the next 15 mins pulling your knob so set it early or you will be late ... Capt Jack... with a mast in his hand and a jelly fish all over your chest

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15 years ago

Quoting 'wowwow09' so you spend the next 15 mins pulling your knob so set it early or you will be late ... Capt Jack... with a mast in his hand and a jelly fish all over your chest Mast in hand and se(a)men running everywhere

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