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Please write a letter to your vagina or penis.
February 15 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dear Vajaja, I can't believe all your hair has gone completely white and you aren't even 50 yet! Love Meeka
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RHP User
12 years ago
lucky you
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I'm sorry I didn't listen to the midwife and let you stretch sufficiently when Bub's head came out of you but panicked and started yelling "Get it out of me get it out of me!!" And pushing thereby ruining your perfection by tearing and leaving you with that little flappy bit....😳.....I should have clarified for the midwife YES it was my second pregnancy NO the first wasn't a natural birth, NO never went to birthing school NO don't know shit about natural childbirth and YES give me more drugs....please!! Sorry I scarred you, at the time thiugh I did want to punch the Dr who stitched me up for not tying his sutures properly which is why I think the flappy bit exists..... ~ Indy xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm sorry for neglecting you all this while, depriving you of sex and not grooming you. I realised how pretty you were a few days ago when I finally got the clippers out and have you a much needed haircut. The photoshoot that followed was, for lack of a better word, hawt! And you are ever so loyal, you remain wet and moist as ever, I just had to use my hand skills You are so pretty and from now on in first class treatment for you, wax only and lotsa lotsa sex and tomorrow I'm gonna buy you the best dildo on the market (just have to research first which one is the best because you deserve the best) Love Nat - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
C'mon, man! Be patient, OK?Thanks.. CheersJAB PS...if you could stop waking me before the alarm goes off, that'd be really cool.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dear Fred , Sometimes you think too much ..! Sincerely , GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
12 years ago
YOU ROCK‼️‼️‼️ Keep up the good work and I will keep giving you all of your favorite things 👅✋👤💋👋 and of course my dildo and vibrator (but there are no pictures of that) Love always MissB - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
(Thanks for letting me call you cunt by the way, I've always loved that word). Thank you for always being there for me. I have known you intimately for 30 years now, and in that time we have been through a lot. Mostly our time together was fun, though you could certainly be annoying at times by inviting aunty Flo over when least convenient. (But I forgive you for that, at least you kept children out.) After all this time you are more smooth and pretty than ever. When you glisten with moisture you are truly a sight to behold, and your taste is like nectar of the Gods. You are so tight you have been called The Nutcracker, yet accommodate two cocks at once so easily. You are great fun, whether it's just the two of us or we have friends over. I couldn't imagine life without you. So here's to the future, and many more debaucherous adventures. x
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RHP User
12 years ago
How is it that being so one we get into a love-hate situation? I hate the thought of not having you but jeez you drive me mad at random times as if you have a mind of your own! how can you be such a brat and demand to be fucked, sucked, fro/licked and pounded especially when mummy's at work or when mummy spots this hot spunk while shopping at woolies! a little devil you are! and insatiable too! i hate it when you when you chuck your monthly tantrums and i had to cancel playdates and then followed by an appetite for just about any cocks a week later and yes, mum had to control you or you'll swallow just about anything with a shaft! yes, you are an immoral selfish little brat and i have had to discipline u and boy it wasn't easy! i love you dearly though.. you give me pleasure beyond reasons even just on our own! haha ps i love how you put me to sleep after a good rubbing when insomnia strikes! love, mum- Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Soon I will lose that 12kg and our eyes will meet again. For now, just perve me in the mirror. Hugs Tubby. PS, no, unfortunately that was when I was 20ish. I will never be that flexible again.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hahahahahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
When we saw a fortune teller last week, she said we would come into some money. Last night We shagged a woman named Penny – spooky or what?!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
sensational, funny, I want more. come on RHP folks be brave tell us. I love all the writings....I look like this just now L
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gazpacho
12 years ago
No. A chunky beek and mushroom pie heated in a microwave is not the same thing, you sadistic twisted little prick. HugsGazpacho
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RHP User
12 years ago
I love being a woman, and you, my vagina, are the sacred centre of my womanliness. I like the pleasure that you bring me and I am amazed how, in a time when I was warned you would dry out, you continue to be moist and ever ready to receive. I like your intricacy, the many petalled flower, that opens and gives out its nectar to the discerning bird who knows how to find his way to your centre. I like your strength and your capacity to stretch sufficiently to enable children to be born from you. That's amazing magic!I love that I can give another pleasure by allowing them to explore you with tongue, lips, fingers, hands and cock, to enter you, to feel your magic and mystery. Yes, I love being a woman, and I love you, my sacred well of pleasure and life. Great invitation Litonya
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RHP User
12 years ago
worship one of this good aussie sausages......lolThe taste was devine and the size just right for my morning breakfastfeast
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are such a great writer....come tell us about your "Precious"
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RHP User
12 years ago
I remember you waking up with a vengeance when I was church at 12 years of age. Then we had to stand up to sing a hymn, and Toni Sprague who was next to me went bright red. That was the beginning of the end, I think. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You always stick up for me when called aponYou always stick up for me when the road gets rough and bumpyYou always stick up for me before my alarm clock goes offYou always stick up for me when things get wetBut when I blow and cover things in snow , you start to look old and slow
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank you for reacting so deliciously when I squeeze my inner thighs together. Thank you also for providing so much of the slippery stuff that I may be able to rehydrate drought stricken communities.I know you are feeling neglected at the moment and are getting bored of the same old toys but we live in bumfuck nowhere. I know, I know, Bruno has been taking away all your fun with the boys but I really wanted to get to know him a little better. I promise to make it up to you.Love ya lots xxx
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Bubbaj
12 years ago
please tell me what would make you mouth watering? a little bit of this or a little bit of that? please speak up and tell me what to add to you to make you delicious regards, one hungry girl
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RHP User
12 years ago
such beautiful love letters, thank you, you all make my heart skip, my soul sing and my mind giggle with fun. MORE PLEASE MORE Its great for the soul, trust me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Firstly, I must apologise for ripping most of your hair out every few weeks. I know it's not a very pleasant experience for you. However, you must admit that afterwards you feel much better and more playful. And, at least I finally realised that shaving you is a big no-no, after the occasions of seeing how badly that made you itch, you poor thing. Like paintme's pussy I know that you too have been feeling neglected, and the sporadic cock meetings - usually when we travel - are just nowhere near enough, you greedy little thing you. I admit that perhaps I have been a little too picky about which cocks I introduce you to. So I promise to try and expand our horizons a little, to see if I can find you some new local playmates. I know I've never really expressed my feelings to you before, and you have probably long felt unappreciated and unloved. But believe me when I say, you are very loved, and as an expression of this love I dedicate this song to you (the Pet Shop Boys version, of course...you know how much I love early PSB): Maybe I didn't treat you Quite as good as I shouldMaybe I didn't love youQuite as often as I couldLittle things I should've said and doneI never took the time You were always on my mindYou were always on my mind Maybe I didn't hold youAll those lonely lonely timesAnd I guess I never told youI'm so happy that you're mineIf I made you feel second bestI'm so sorry, I was blind You were always on my mindYou were always on my mind Tell meTell me that your sweet love hasn't diedGive meOne more chance to keep you satisfiedSatisfied
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madotara69
12 years ago
Hey my friend, let me take you by the hand She's got us up for one more, time again Fuck me she has that feisty stare Lets not have her stop'n with that lonely glare Got to hit that hot spot it's hers and only fair Lets just hold on make it last, show some care We shouldn't leave her waiting, lying there C'mon old mate,see her have no need to ask Best get into it before you're given the arse It really is your only forsaken task Take your time, feel her mind, and have a blast Don't forget good friend, you cum last Then blow your load all over her arse She will rise four feet floating on air Then I shall wipe you clean on her curtains And she will hit the roof, job done. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sheena Easton, please! My sugar walls My sugar walls. Blood races to your private spots. Let's me know there's a fire. You can't fight passion when passion is hot. Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls. Let me take you somewhere you've never been. I could show you things you've never seen. I could make you never wanna fall in love again. Come spend the night inside my sugar walls. Take advantage It's alright I feel so alive when I'm with you! Come and feel my presence It's reigning tonight. Heaven on earth inside my sugar walls. Let me take you somewhere you've never been I can tell you want me - my sugar walls - It's impossible to hide. Your body's on fire Admit it! Come inside. My sugar walls My sugar walls. Come inside my sugar walls My sugar walls My sugar walls. Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You surprise me all.Thank you for sharing.Its beautiful to read.yes it is. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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RHP User
12 years ago
Please stop farting when we have company.
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RHP User
12 years ago
What exactly do you mean by, do have we have any penicillin in the bathroom cabinet. Dear twat,yes you have to wear the raincoat, as it's a definite for cast for rain. Dear Twat: yes it was very big and scary and only had one eye, we'll yes it was a monster but I promise it can't say boo, and jump out of the cupboard at you. Dear twat: yes I know all the boys think your very pretty, this does not mean you have to open up to everyone that links his lips when he sees you. Dear Twat, please stop making me speed just because you flood when you see a police uniform and you want me to offer you up in stead of getting a ticket. Dear twat: I wuv you.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I dislike your VISITORS! Foxxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I mean The VISITORS that come once a month, NOT the healthy visitors that make me squeal with delight. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Foxxxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
For the second time i have written to my cock as the first time rhp moderaters must of thought i was to mean to my cock !!! Go figure ! Dear cock You have been your own cock now for some time doing your own thing , dut i feel you do show me some disrespect sometimes , especially after a long plane flight or bus ride , why cock do you feel the need to embarress me and be all erect ?? You know it is difficult to hide you in my shorts , and also when at the same time you know i need you to piss for me but you continue to point to the sky ? You can be such a cock sometimes , which brings me to another point of concern i take you out and introduce you to some very nice ladies who are good friends of mine , cock can you for fuck sake please show some respect and stop spitting on my friends you little fuck i will ring your neck !!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey mate your such a hypocrite and a fucken dicktator sometimes ! How about show me some respect i don't think you care for me sometimes at all the way you ring my neck i have to spit as i cannot breath you can be very nasty to me sometimes and its just not fair , do you ever ask me if i want to go out ? No you just stuff me in your pants. With no regard for how i feel and man i cannot breath down there , and you know i get travel sickness ?!! But you just don't care , you put bags on my face and have force me into some pretty dark scary places man i mean some of these places have teeth mother fucker and make me spew in the bag and my own spew goes all over my head show me some respect you fuck head wanker , and another thing i love your friends and only spit on them accidentally when i am so happy it makes me feel as though i am alive and wanted , not how you treat me most of the time you wanker , so respect me i may respect you don't respect me i will piss your pants dickhead next time we are out ?? Think about that asshole . - Posted from rhpmobile
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smo669
12 years ago
Hey there, you're a hard bastard, and you keep taking the blood away from my brain, sometimes makes it a bit difficult to make the best choice as I strive to satisfy your insatiable desire
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RHP User
12 years ago
To my Penis, I have never named you, because, like a metaphysical symbol, I sense that you and your meaning in the bigger scheme of things is much bigger than I possibly could fathom. Having said that, I wish you were about an inch longer, and don't get me wrong, it's not a criticism, it's just that if you were, I could fit you both in my own mouth, and in my own ass, all the things that I know you love. In that sense, I wish I could do more for you. Alas, it is I who has fallen short, not you. Im sorry to have let you down in that regard. It would have been like that metaphysical symbol of the serpent biting its own tail, completing a full circuit. A self perpetuating alchemical battery. Self charging. I need to let you know, you were my first friend. You gave me a comfort that no other could afford. I reminisce fondly of you being my first ever toy. When I saw that you floated in the bath, I just knew we were destined for a lifelong friendship. I know there were people who mistreated you, and your trust, though, looking back, it taught you a valuable lesson. Not to mistreat other people and their trust in you. You truly are a standing monument that actually does have a conscience. I know that over time, you will tell me more about this. There is no rush. Give forth as you feel comfortable to do so. I have found, that over time, I have noticed your priorities have changed a little. Started with just the need to get in on some action. That's perfectly natural. It's no use sitting on the bench for the duration of the game without getting involved. Being keen is not a reflection of you, but of the circumstances you find yourself in. Ok, so you got heated and got a bit hot and cold with your first girlfriends. It's ok. I washed those pants for you, even while your then girlfriend was looking on. It was kind of funny trying to prevent the cum stains from being obvious to your mum who normally does the washing. Maybe it was the actual fact that you were washing your own pants for the first ever time rather than the possible cum stains that might have given you away to your mum. So be it. Who the hell invented shame and guilt into this equation? God? Society? 'The conservatives'? Still irks me. There's some talk of separating emotions from sex in order to appreciate good sensual feelings, but really, the best feelings you have felt are when everything is involved, my mind, body and spirit. It doesn't mean that you can't appreciate recreational sex for the sake of it, it just means that there is really so much more beyond this that you can offer me. Together we have traversed many great divides when we work together. Fuck, you have lifted me off these earthly realm at times. Just wanted to say, hey dude, you know how to shake it, when the opportunity calls for it. Here's to you.... sucking my dick! Actually, you are my dick, but it still sounds funny!
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RHP User
12 years ago
My dear kitten. I am so proud of what you have become. Your early formative years were fraught with dangerous marauders who were out to do you possible harm if they could have gotten their hands and other body parts near you. I tried hard to protect you and keep you safe for as long as I possibly could. When finally that young man found you and caressed you so nicely, you showed your pleasure by showering him with your juices. As we grew up and discovered life together we experienced so much fun and pleasure. Now that are our pleasures are slowing down somewhat, we turn to Red Hot Pie to enhance our worldly experiences. My only wish is that you retain your enthusiasm for years to come. Your loving and horny mama. Xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bravo....very deep and honest.....I have to say to you all. Its good to hear us talk about this beautiful feeling place, which gives us such a mind blowing sensation.I thank you very much for taking part in this. WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSpecial very special.
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luvsilver
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Sheena Easton, please! My sugar walls My sugar walls. Blood races to your private spots. Let's me know there's a fire. You can't fight passion when passion is hot. Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls. Let me take you somewhere you've never been. I could show you things you've never seen. I could make you never wanna fall in love again. Come spend the night inside my sugar walls. Take advantage It's alright I feel so alive when I'm with you! Come and feel my presence It's reigning tonight. Heaven on earth inside my sugar walls. Let me take you somewhere you've never been I can tell you want me - my sugar walls - It's impossible to hide. Your body's on fire Admit it! Come inside. My sugar walls My sugar walls. Come inside my sugar walls My sugar walls My sugar walls. Come spend the night inside my sugar walls. I have not thought of this song in ages.I have the video clip on one of my old VHS tapes. that I used to tape on a Friday night when I was a kid. Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
12 years ago
Please forgive me cock I am truly sorry cock i did not feel you felt that way, i did realise sometimes when i took you places you really did not want to go and I'm sorry i pushed you into it , that was wrong of me and i should of remembered you do get scared and i am truly sorry mate , hey do you remember the first girl we ever met she wasn't pretty but mate ! haha you didn't have to spew in her mouth haha fuck didn't we run and run fast haha or hows the first ever time you and me fell in love with the most beautiful girl and she invited you and me to cum over her face um place for the nite , that was so exciting but we were so nervous remember we had to really pull ourselves together before we got there as we could not control ourselves back in the early days when we started hanging out together, i was so proud of you that nite you stood tall and made me a man mate and thats what i love about you you are there ! most ! of the time when i need you so mate please forgive me lets shake on it work together and lets meet some hot chicks and party hard !!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' such beautiful love letters, thank you, you all make my heart skip, my soul sing and my mind giggle with fun. MORE PLEASE MORE Its great for the soul, trust me. Probably would do the souls some good, if we all talked to each others precious parts, I mean look at poor old Unrushed, he could hardly find a few words, and if Bigocean can't befriend his tool box, maybe some of us may see if we can come up with something to raise his spirits, then we have these beautiful ladies all upset apologising and making promises to their little lilies, Not everyone is in a real great place, you know share the love, blow a kiss, that sort of compassion could do wonders? Even pen pals Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank you for being a friend Traveled down the road and back again your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant I'm not ashamed to say I hope it always will stay this way My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow And if you threw a party Invited everyone you knew You would see, the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, Thank you for being a friend Thank you for being a friend Thank you for being a friend Thank you for being a friend If it's a car you lack I'd surely buy you a cadillac Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night I'm not ashamed to say I hope it always will stay this way My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow And when we both get older With walking canes and hair of gray Have no fear, even though it's hard to hear I will stand real close and say, Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) { From: http://www.elyrics.net } Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Let me tell you bout a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend And when we die and float away Into the night, the Milky Way You'll hear me call, as we ascend I'll see you there, then once again Thank you for being a friend Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend Whoa, tell you about a friend (Thank you right now, for being a friend) Thank you for being a friend (I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again) Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend) Thank you for being a friend
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RHP User
12 years ago
OkI blow kissesxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and send everybody love.....and fuck ..... its a bit hard to fuck all on RHP......I am a LADY you know
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Reading this thread makes me feel horny. You're a dirty Gene Tierney! Hugs Gazpacho xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
The only thing I can say to her at the moment is I saw that picture and you need a shave.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You do seem to need constant grooming and attention and whilst I know you love to keep clean with tongue baths, I am sorry that I can't do this for you daily, although I receive as much pleasure from that activity as you do. However, I will commit to stroking and petting you on a daily basis and I will even gather together your favourite toys so you don't become bored and spiteful.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You have really gotten above your station. Your not made of gold despite all the worship you get on red hot pie. Get a grip sunshine, there is red hot pie hot and there is reality. Your just a cunt so shut you flaps and take a good look at yourself. If you were not a cunt, nobody would give you a Second glance.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. Just don't take it out in public, Or they will put you in the dock And you won't..... come..... back. (The last line may or may not apply to the cock waggler profile pics lol)
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RHP User
12 years ago
You've done some silly things but no regrets. You've known love and beautiful passion, but not enough of either, yet. You hide treasures yet to be discovered; quivering sensations, yet to be offered. Dreams of desire ... Let's live. It's time. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I cannot believe you have broken our agreement again!!! Didn't we decide that we would a have a break from all this meaningless sex?? It's only been two weeks and you're aching for attention again.. telling me that no matter how much money I spend on toys it is never enough.. You crave cock.. and more cock.. do you never get enough?? I remember once when we were ruled by our heart, it made all our decisions and you were content with just one cock.. Then our heart made a terrible decision... and five years ago she was smashed to pieces... the healing has been so slow... and being too scared now to make decisions or have any trust in herself... incapable of feeling.. You my sweet pussy ceased your chance to take over!!! Then you found the adult dating sites and you've been uncontrollable ever since... the endless emails from faceless cocks... you make me sort though them until you find the ones that make you all wet.. and then the compliments... Oh pussy you're gorgeous... oh pussy you taste so sweet.. Oh pussy I can't believe how tight you are pussy... now it's become an obsession.. constantly thinking of cock... distracting me at work... taking up my days off in the pursuit of cock... it's never ending!! Although I must give you some credit... obsessed as you are, not any ol cock will do, you are extremely fussy... and you always share, letting our mouth and ass have their turn at the cocks of your choice.. Ahh maybe some day my dear pussy, you will find a cock with an extraordinary man attached that's as interested in our heart as you my pussy... and once again our heart will rule and you will have to be content with that one cock... unless of course he doesn't mind sharing.. a few threesomes... the odd swingers club... but until that comes.. if it ever does... you my pussy are the queen of this body and you will rule... and yes I have turned my profile back on again!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Damn mobile is just like my pussy with a mind of its own and posted it twice!!! 😁
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RHP User
12 years ago
Folks, I am hooked I cant get enough of reading lolololololI am in heaven so in heavenyour writings are divineIts only a shame there are so few who are afraid to write.Come one have fun with us.....tell us about your cock or twat like Lady Tuscan called hers.I am enjoying myself soooooo much.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I mean there are so many.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I really need to apologise to you for keeping you on such a boring diet for so many years, but I didn't know any better.Now that I know that you prefer the forbidden fruit I hereby pledge to feed you nothing but the best as often as possible. When there is none of your preferred savoir faire available I will do my very best to keep you satisfied in the style you have become accustomed to with our toys, until we meet the next adroit tongue capable of giving you the pleasure you crave and deserve.
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RHP User
12 years ago
L4Q... Hp xoBecause you're worth it...
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Bigocean72' Please forgive me cock I am truly sorry cock i did not feel you felt that way, i did realise sometimes when i took you places you really did not want to go and I'm sorry i pushed you into it , that was wrong of me and i should of remembered you do get scared and i am truly sorry mate , hey do you remember the first girl we ever met she wasn't pretty but mate ! haha you didn't have to spew in her mouth haha fuck didn't we run and run fast haha or hows the first ever time you and me fell in love with the most beautiful girl and she invited you and me to cum over her face um place for the nite , that was so exciting but we were so nervous remember we had to really pull ourselves together before we got there as we could not control ourselves back in the early days when we started hanging out together, i was so proud of you that nite you stood tall and made me a man mate and thats what i love about you you are there ! most ! of the time when i need you so mate please forgive me lets shake on it work together and lets meet some hot chicks and party hard !!! - Posted from rhpmobile Never know where lightning will strike, but being slammed is just a matter of looking in it's direction, Good to see you both getting on so well. Tara is quite taken by the comradely, quite indeed. She has a cheeky look in her eyes and waves out to you both. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
So, Its been a while my old mate, we've just had to masturbate, and make do with what we have. We've groaned and sung, I've watched you cum, in places you shouldn't have. I choked the chicken and wrung you dry, so many times I couldn't count. But you've never failed me you bloody beaut when I've had a girl to mount. The first time I knew that we would be mates, was that time we were in the bath. I stroked you gently with a soapy hand and that promptly made you hard. I realised then, you one eyed snake, that we would get on just fine. And you've never failed me even once you're still really in your prime. The two hangers-on, it must be said, have sometimes gotten in the way, Like remember in rugby, when you got kicked - it took you right out of play. But when you were sixteen, and one of them died, left you with only one in your sac, We missed him my mate, but you soldiered on and kept me on the right track. Not much has happened, between then and now, I think you've grown into your own, We've got a bit older, a little bit wiser but I still wake up with a bone. I'm glad were still mates, you've not given up, on having your time in the sun, Its time to get out there, and show you around, its time to start having some fun. Now as we enter, this RHP chapter - where people may send us a flirt, I'll tell them that you're a real stand up bloke, ready to go, not to squirt. So you stand by me, and I'll stand by you, and together we'll whether the storm I'll hold on tight to you mate don't you fret, we'll get you out there in the warm.
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RHP User
12 years ago
what can I say, I was very mean on my last post to you. was that really a good enough reason to fall out, somewhere between the baked goods and the meat department of Coles? lucky for me I had pictures of you, and have spent all morning putting up lost posters all around town. I am sure some cock will find you and bring you home eventually. till then I am off to put up more posters of" lost flange:, reward of a blow job offered if found...cant offer sex as I don't have a pussy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority' L4Q... Hp xoBecause you're worth it... I think your inner compass is a bit off, surely you mean down? Litonya, thank you for this awesome thread. I am LOVING it.LadyT, I hope you find your twat in a hurry, OMFG, you are too funny
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RHP User
12 years ago
its such a great pleasure to read all this wonderful letter I got the idea to do this from a Dr who treated mostly males with shameful thought about being a man and being sexual. he asked the males to write and let his penis speak to him.It was a great reading....for many a big start to healing. And after all we love sex and we should say hey thanks I have you my garden of pleasure my German Muschi in my case.and thank you for giving me such a super Schlange:)I am smiling with every new writing on her.L
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RHP User
12 years ago
I love your taste on my lovers cock. I love the way you make me feel when you just keep cumming over and over and over. I know things are slowing down as we are getting on a bit now, but please don't ever stop wanting.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dear pussies everywhere, Please remember the old saying, "never eat anything bigger than your(my) head" xx Sarah The advice provided on this post is general advice only. It has been prepared without taking into account your objectives, situation or needs. Please consider if general advice is right for you before making any decisions
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RHP User
12 years ago
. You know who you are. lol DG
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
My vagina is for VIP entry only. *Very Important Penises* No back door entry either. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Heard you were leaving and I just had to say good bye, for all those years of dedication, I realize it just wasn't worth the trouble you caused. The only sad thing is that I waited so long to see you go. but I am sure you won't feel a thing.. I never did. Virginia x
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
That's funny!! Love it... Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ubthejudge76' So, Its been a while my old mate, we've just had to masturbate, and make do with what we have. We've groaned and sung, I've watched you cum, in places you shouldn't have. I choked the chicken and wrung you dry, so many times I couldn't count. But you've never failed me you bloody beaut when I've had a girl to mount. The first time I knew that we would be mates, was that time we were in the bath. I stroked you gently with a soapy hand and that promptly made you hard. I realised then, you one eyed snake, that we would get on just fine. And you've never failed me even once you're still really in your prime. The two hangers-on, it must be said, have sometimes gotten in the way, Like remember in rugby, when you got kicked - it took you right out of play. But when you were sixteen, and one of them died, left you with only one in your sac, We missed him my mate, but you soldiered on and kept me on the right track. Not much has happened, between then and now, I think you've grown into your own, We've got a bit older, a little bit wiser but I still wake up with a bone. I'm glad were still mates, you've not given up, on having your time in the sun, Its time to get out there, and show you around, its time to start having some fun. Now as we enter, this RHP chapter - where people may send us a flirt, I'll tell them that you're a real stand up bloke, ready to go, not to squirt. So you stand by me, and I'll stand by you, and together we'll whether the storm I'll hold on tight to you mate don't you fret, we'll get you out there in the warm.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Songbird_uk' Heard you were leaving and I just had to say good bye, for all those years of dedication, I realize it just wasn't worth the trouble you caused. The only sad thing is that I waited so long to see you go. but I am sure you won't feel a thing.. I never did. Virginia x LOVE IT!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
A raw note to my vagina, Hey there, we've been together since birth and have felt like strangers most of our lives. We've really not spent much time understanding each other until recently. I find that really sad, but I'm really grateful we've bridged that gap recently. Well, as best as we can manage under the circumstances. I'm only just beginning to understand you now but that is with remote understanding. I listen to the boys talking to their Willy's as best mates through their teens, I never touched you until I was 23. Sure, I hold you dearly on a regular basis now, but our relationship is nowhere near as good as it could be and you always seem to prefer the company of others. You always have. You flower in others attention but seem to shrink in mine. And when you flower your buds burst with brilliance. And of late, super Nova style. Alas, I'll never be given that joy. I'm sorry I cannot please you as they can, but I will forever be grateful of the pure and utter joy and ecstasy others can give you. Thanks for allowing me to feel that joy. I'm sure you are as thankful as I for those selfless beings that make us both sing internally and immeasurably. (Sincere apologies to the neighbours)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'LadyTuscan' what can I say, I was very mean on my last post to you. was that really a good enough reason to fall out, somewhere between the baked goods and the meat department of Coles? lucky for me I had pictures of you, and have spent all morning putting up lost posters all around town. I am sure some cock will find you and bring you home eventually. till then I am off to put up more posters of" lost flange:, reward of a blow job offered if found...cant offer sex as I don't have a pussy. I fed it some meat and now it won't go away...can I keep it?
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