M60
Please someone tell them!!!!!!
January 27 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
that they don't know the proper use of the apostrophe??lol!BJxxx
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16 years ago
ta,l.k abOut. you;/r fun polIce/. who/ cares, abou.t use, of apostrophe.,/;\ i thought ,/;this; was ab.,out getting laid not.;'/ getting a de@#$%^&&*degr.ee you sound like my wife.,../';'][!@#$%^&*+
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16 years ago
grammar - a dying art
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16 years ago
for future reference:the word is "her" - there is no "e" on the end.the word is "his" not "is", take note of the "h" at the start (pronounced "aitch", not "Haitch" ;) unless you're Catholic)(disclaimer: if English is not their first language then I'd say they should be cut a little slack)LOL (though I do love a good ol' bit of Grammar Nazism)(I think 4nicake was actually pointing to "Looking for couple's or F or M ( no more than 8in Guy's ) for friendship,or just for satisfaction." but then says "No single guys" . Perhaps that means they want attached guys who attend without their partner ;) )
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16 years ago
Its a mess, it translates to.We like unihibited passion not bound by conventional rules enjoy reckless freedom with the balance of fantasy passion and sex exploration and escape without ties or commitment no single men ........im going to put some apostrophe here to place where you like ,,,,,,,....../;''';;,,,,,,,,!@#$%^&*()_,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?,,,,[]
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16 years ago
Hahaha hilarious nice pick up...I think they very confused on what they want or they stole lines from other peoples profiles lmaoooooooooooo TIT
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16 years ago
Judge me all you like and call me "fun police" "snob", even "professional" lol :P .... but I find correct spelling, grammar and punctuation a HUGE turn on... I can't help it... I like erotic fiction, sexy words, wicked phrases... "Tease," he growled into her ear, breathing hard.She could feel her orgasm building inside her, and just as she approached the edge, he slowed the rhythm of his hands."Look at me," he said, his voice rough."What? Why?" she cried. "Don't you dare stop!"He smiled an intimate smile she had never seen before and she felt her heart speed up even faster."I didn't say I would stop, darling. I want to look into your eyes when you come."if you know the difference between:"their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)"its" and "it's".... my breathing gets shallower ;)"your" and "you're".... my eyes dilate with desire :P"to" and "too".... I whimper with pleasure :)"affect" and "effect" ..... my panties are soaked now lol :P
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16 years ago
Quoting 'SORRENTOSEXY' Its a mess, it translates to.We like unihibited passion not bound by conventional rules enjoy reckless freedom with the balance of fantasy passion and sex exploration and escape without ties or commitment no single men ........im going to put some apostrophe here to place where you like ,,,,,,,....../;''';;,,,,,,,,!@#$%^&*()_,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?,,,,[]Can i use this in my profile???
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16 years ago
I'm with you Miss_spelled...bad grammar and punctuation leads me to assume (perhaps unreasonably, but hey, that's my prerogative) that there's a lack of attention to detail that may just follow through to the bedroom... M
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16 years ago
I'm turning all popeyed for you, instead of spinach i'm downing alphabet soup by the truck load, i know it's dangerous but i don't care,i will become SUPER SPELLING MAN and claim your wet panties!
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16 years ago
Sorry alastor those are'nt my words,their on the back of a porno called- debbie does everybody ....twice !
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16 years ago
Quoting 'miss_spelled' grammar - a dying art i have ta use da correkt grammar and spelling every day in my job...won't ya please cut me a bit of slack ?... I continue to tease you, touching you, toying with you as I kiss you lightly on the lips. Then, taking your bottom lip between my teeth and tugging on it gently, kissing my way down your neck, biting you softly as my fingers trace a path around your breasts and down over your stomach down to where your panty line would be, never actually touching you anywhere though, I whisper in your ear, "You know I have you at my absolute mercy here, I can do with you as I please, you realize that don’t you?" I watch you nod your head, letting out a small moan as you do.oh dear...bad and naughty fingers...must simply remember to super-glue those fingers inside my trousers....hehejose...
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16 years ago
I actually know the profile you are referring to...having ping ponged a few email back and forth with them a while back and swapped some stories (sadly I sent them something I wrote which they found a bit intense even though it was only fiction and they asked me never to contact them again...a wish that I have honoured despite my huge desire to defend myself as they are a very sexy couple that I would love to meet).....now...to their grammar..... I too find good spelling and grammar sexy.....for the same reasons as stated .....but I wouldn't let it get in the way of a good time neccessarily ! lol I try very hard to make sure mine is good.....but never learning to touch type (instead fantasising about my typing teacher Ms Dodd who had possibly the best ass on the planet...when I should have been practicing......she gave me fucking 49% !!! tyvm.... but I digress) means that if I dont read what I have typed I often screw it up, especially if I am in a hurry...... I suspect that the couple in this profile are simply so HOT TO GO that the LAST thing on their minds is corrct grammar..... Now, I believe that this topic was posted because the last line refers to NO SINGLE GUYS so perhaps they are wanting guys who would NOT attend with their partner (hello !!! waves arems around in the air !! lol)....and probably relates to single guys hitting on the (admittedly very cute) female member of the couple.....if that's the case... What's the big deal ? It their profile FFS....they can ask for whatever they like surely ? Sometimes you just have to respect peoples wishes (dammit).... Maybe I'm not seeing past the end of my dick and missing the point...tell them what ? DoggyStyle.
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16 years ago
Dear Miss_Spelled,You're soooo right. In this day and age the chances of finding anyone under 30 who actually knows what an apostrophe is -- letalone how to use it -- is rare. If I get a message from a female, the better the grammar is, the more I'm likely to respond because it smacks of *an education*. Sex happens mostly in the brain, after all, and if that's not stimulated .....Hmm, sounds like we should get together.FitJames.Quoting 'miss_spelled' Judge me all you like and call me "fun police" "snob", even "professional" lol :P .... but I find correct spelling, grammar and punctuation a HUGE turn on... I can't help it... I like erotic fiction, sexy words, wicked phrases... "Tease," he growled into her ear, breathing hard.She could feel her orgasm building inside her, and just as she approached the edge, he slowed the rhythm of his hands."Look at me," he said, his voice rough."What? Why?" she cried. "Don't you dare stop!"He smiled an intimate smile she had never seen before and she felt her heart speed up even faster."I didn't say I would stop, darling. I want to look into your eyes when you come."if you know the difference between:"their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)"its" and "it's".... my breathing gets shallower ;)"your" and "you're".... my eyes dilate with desire :P"to" and "too".... I whimper with pleasure :)"affect" and "effect" ..... my panties are soaked now lol :P
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16 years ago
4nicake, I think it is probably a bloke. Dear Miss_Spelled, lmfao at all the dudes who will get their mums to write to you after they read your latest contribution! hehe. May they all entice you with their milfness, bebe. :p hehe... I've never seen Jose write so well :p Hugs and snogs Stalkyboy
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16 years ago
Don't tell me....I know....they didn't reply to your flirt did they??? Well, I am truly shocked! lolz for the day... ;p Jx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'miss_spelled'if you know the difference between:"their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)"its" and "it's".... my breathing gets shallower ;)"your" and "you're".... my eyes dilate with desire :P"to" and "too".... I whimper with pleasure :)"affect" and "effect" ..... my panties are soaked now lol :Pd You know I always get my affects and effects confused... if only I could find a tutor they're would be hope for me. Its not to late. Maybe your able to help me? The rest I'm pretty good with. Doc.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'miss_spelled' "their" and "there"... my heart beats faster :)You forgot to include the people showing off their even more superior grasp of the language by 'knowing' when to use the other heterograph - "they're". There is a special place in Hell reserved for a particular club secretary whose correspondence I had to read "the team travelled over they're". He always had the correct spelling for the word - but never the right usage. (Word with spelling checker on, but no grammar checker enabled)I cringe at mangled phrases more than the odd "whom v who (who wants to determine object and subject?)" - "on tenterhooks v on tenderhooks", "all intents and purposes v all intensive purposes", etc.Stalky: as if you would get you're Mum to right for you, how would that go "hey Mum, jot this down. 'Dear Miss Underscore Spelled - you, me, chocolate source, whipped cream, next flight = desert. Any questions?'" ;)(Plus, I don't know if she's a "full stop goes inside the quotation or outside kinda gal" - I'm from a world of parsers and lexers, the fullstop outside seems more logical)(slightly OT, but do they still do the '100 Demons' in WA schools?)
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16 years ago
Sydneyboy, I put the full stop inside the quotation marks... & that works for me... but I don't know what's write from wrong these days.... email and corrospondence made in hasteis my bugbear ... vis vis sending things by email to the wrong recipients... ideally, in business, if we all had an automated pause and store for 24 hours, we might get ouselves in less trouble even though it will slow productivity. Hugs Stalky
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16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' 4nicake, I think it is probably a bloke. Dear Miss_Spelled, lmfao at all the dudes who will get their mums to write to you after they read your latest contribution! hehe. May they all entice you with their milfness, bebe. :p hehe... I've never seen Jose write so well :p Hugs and snogs Stalkyboy Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Stalky: as if you would get you're Mum to right for you, how would that go "hey Mum, jot this down. Something isn't quite right here hehehehe... Big hugs... Mrs P'
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16 years ago
know that they each used right/write incorrectly ... too funny
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16 years ago
Quoting 'lilmissfussy' know that they each used right/write incorrectly ... too funny
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16 years ago
and possibly offer useful advice on instead of ridiculing... Anyhow, I really wanted to praise your post Dog, it says what my grumpy mood would take too far lolol...Quoting 'BadBadDog' I actually know the profile you are referring to...having ping ponged a few email back and forth with them a while back and swapped some stories (sadly I sent them something I wrote which they found a bit intense even though it was only fiction and they asked me never to contact them again...a wish that I have honoured despite my huge desire to defend myself as they are a very sexy couple that I would love to meet).....now...to their grammar..... I too find good spelling and grammar sexy.....for the same reasons as stated .....but I wouldn't let it get in the way of a good time neccessarily ! lol I try very hard to make sure mine is good.....but never learning to touch type (instead fantasising about my typing teacher Ms Dodd who had possibly the best ass on the planet...when I should have been practicing......she gave me fucking 49% !!! tyvm.... but I digress) means that if I dont read what I have typed I often screw it up, especially if I am in a hurry...... I suspect that the couple in this profile are simply so HOT TO GO that the LAST thing on their minds is corrct grammar..... Now, I believe that this topic was posted because the last line refers to NO SINGLE GUYS so perhaps they are wanting guys who would NOT attend with their partner (hello !!! waves arems around in the air !! lol)....and probably relates to single guys hitting on the (admittedly very cute) female member of the couple.....if that's the case... What's the big deal ? It their profile FFS....they can ask for whatever they like surely ? Sometimes you just have to respect peoples wishes (dammit).... Maybe I'm not seeing past the end of my dick and missing the point...tell them what ? DoggyStyle.
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16 years ago
LOL .....it seems that anal licking is fine but.....single guys? How gross is that! ewwwww! OMG a single guy! Run Run run away.
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16 years ago
Sydneyboy and I are both acutely aware which is our left from write, but just the same, I think we ought to be punished... especially me.. errrr.. I mena him... look at that bottom! I so love using the word "mena" btw... it's kind of exotic... another of my favourites is "hte" instead of "the"... of course, I mena I am inspired to type faster so that it happens again. Hugs Stalkyboy.
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16 years ago
Fuck me!!!do you think it could be a man?........ or worse than that "A SINGLE MAN"da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa.....they should be banned and banished to masterbating dungeones of hell.
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16 years ago
Fark ! I made two spello's in that last post.....spello's or typo's ? Are the apostrophie's all in the right, correct, appropriate place's ? Grrr I thought this was supposed to be sexy !! Sometime's don't you just wanna forget that stuff and DO IT ! lol I think we would be making a HUGE generalisation if we assumed that those who cant type well, or have bad grammar or simply left school early or had a learning difficulty (dyslexia etc) are bad lovers or don't deserve an opportunity.... I don't know how well Christiano Ronaldo can spell but he is an amazing footballer....ditto David Beckham......quite a possibility that they are reasonable lovers too ? I'm thinking Christiano is laying more pipe than a Roman plumber ! Picasso ? Couldn't draw a straight line (*wink*) but was rumoured to be a legendary lover.... Tiger Woods.....doesn't seem to have any difficulty picking up women but I dont see him winning a Pulitzer anytime soon.... Apart from Byron, Hemmingway and Stalky I can't think of too many male wordsmiths famous for their cocksmanship.....? Germain Greer knew what to do with an exclamation mark but put your hand up if you want to jump her bones !! Um no, didn't think so..... My point is that one's writing, punctuation and grammer are not neccessarily linked to great feats in the bedroom....any more than great lovers are jaw dropping with a quill... Frankly I don't know 100% when to use apostrophies or even if I'm spelling apostrophies correctly.....but I think I can please someone because I am attentive, I listen and I like to explore.....how much sex have I been missing out on because instead of learning from my English teacher I was imagining her in her hitching up her skirt for me in the toilet block after school ??? Damm !! So, STICKLERS.......how much hot sex are YOU missing out on ? I though everybody liked a bit of rough occassionally ? Dogism.
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16 years ago
This one makes me so mad!!! Could of Must of Should of FUCK of will ya. I mean OFF Calm now.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Sydneyboy and I are both acutely aware which is our left from write, but just the same, I think we ought to be punished... especially me.. errrr.. I mena him... look at that bottom! I so love using the word "mena" btw... it's kind of exotic... another of my favourites is "hte" instead of "the"... of course, I mena I am inspired to type faster so that it happens again. Hugs Stalkyboy. bottom punishing eh? I dunno, I saw some of that recently and I like keeping my rear end in working condition - like being able to sit without wincing :pI don't believe I've ever used "hte", but "teh" is always popular.(*sigh* yes, as Stalkyboy correctly noted, we both put in errors on purpose. Amusingly, nobody pointed out that it should be "sauce" and "dessert". Spelling Police Fail. :-) )
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16 years ago
ok.....shoot me down here! But what is it with ya all....Every sentence has to be perfect? WTF.... meh.. sweetpetite41<<< rather simple lovely souls than those that need to correct others.
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16 years ago
hehe... Yeah Sydlad, here's cheers to no bruises... hehe. My comments are always full of errors... sometimes those are even intentional but really, it doesn't bother me either way for the forums. Source did look a little odd but desert and dessert.... lol.... good one. lmfao Jean. I really like ewes guys. grrrr. Hugs Stalky
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16 years ago
Cheers mate.... That was a rumour I believe I started... hehe. Hugs Stalky
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16 years ago
I really do not know who it is but I'd take it on face value that they are a genuine couple. Stalky Quoting '4nicake'Fuck me!!!do you think it could be a man?........ or worse than that "A SINGLE MAN"da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa.....they should be banned and banished to masterbating dungeones of hell.
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16 years ago
me no bee spelling police... I introduced the term typos lolol! That's because I really don't care hehe... I'm not stupid and my mind makes the necessary adjustments for spelling mistakes/typos most of the time, sometimes a giggle is worthwhile for accidental puns etc... I have a real issue with the affect/effect myself and can't be bothered working it out as a matter of principle {googled principle hehe}. I remember when I first started posting on RHP and how paranoid I was about my spelling etc... I learned {not learnt} too much effort in that area queered my efforts at a free flow of writing. I've found many mistakes I was making though which were handy to know when you want to sound more up yourself in legal paperwork n stuff.Googling spelling mistakes was excellent fun, check it out if it's your thing. Cheers all... Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' (*sigh* yes, as Stalkyboy correctly noted, we both put in errors on purpose. Amusingly, nobody pointed out that it should be "sauce" and "dessert". Spelling Police Fail. :-) )
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16 years ago
We are all critics eh..Maybe the man/woman or couple were just so excited and rushed through it as i'm sure we have all done from time to time with an emaill.However why stop there why not give it to all those who now use the modern english and use str8 for example.Is'nt this supposed to be a site where people can meet???? Obviously not,unfortunately words can wound and maybe the author of this post might bbe thinking why did i unleash hell with my grammer and puntuation didnt anyone read the content. I for one dumb myself down somewhat as i may come across as too proper and yet i have many successful associates who dont pronounce there H's i.e ow are you ( how are you) but then again some will always judge the book by the cover and i guess no one should reply to that post due to it.s poor english and with that said im now going to send an email to MENSA telling them of this sorry saga and i don't wax lyrical lol
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16 years ago
Quoting 'canyouuseit' 1. maybe the author of this post might bbe thinking why did i unleash hell with my grammer and puntuation didnt anyone read the content. 2. I for one dumb myself down 1. I think the reason we have grammar and punctuation is to make it easier to actually read the content. There is currently only one person where I will strain my eyes to make sense of posts with words like wud instead of would. And that person is hot as. And only while she has hot profile pics. If she lets herself go, I'll be all over her spelling like a bad cop in Mexico. 2. Well done. Most people can. Very few smart themselves up.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Quoting 'stalky' Sydneyboy and I are both acutely aware which is our left from write, but just the same, I think we ought to be punished... especially me.. errrr.. I mena him... look at that bottom! I so love using the word "mena" btw... it's kind of exotic... another of my favourites is "hte" instead of "the"... of course, I mena I am inspired to type faster so that it happens again. Hugs Stalkyboy. bottom punishing eh? I dunno, I saw some of that recently and I like keeping my rear end in working condition - like being able to sit without wincing :pI don't believe I've ever used "hte", but "teh" is always popular.(*sigh* yes, as Stalkyboy correctly noted, we both put in errors on purpose. Amusingly, nobody pointed out that it should be "sauce" and "dessert". Spelling Police Fail. :-) ) It's just that we, or at least I, exercised a little restraint :)
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16 years ago
Of course the irony of all this is that the couple in the profile (it IS a couple) being discussed seem blissfully unaware of all the kerfuffle !!! Perhaps they are entertaining ? Maybe WE should all be entertaining too ? Instead of being sad fucks who worry about rammar et al ? Et tu ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bad Bad Doggy.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'I really like ewes guys. grrrr.NOW I understand why you were eyeing off my hair, I thought it was me - but you were thinking of someone (thing?) else... oh the pain ;)And this post about exercising in restraints sounds very intriguing :p
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16 years ago
Quoting 'BadBadDog' Of course the irony of all this is that the couple in the profile (it IS a couple) being discussed seem blissfully unaware of all the kerfuffle !!! Perhaps they are entertaining ? Maybe WE should all be entertaining too ? Instead of being sad fucks who worry about rammar et al ? Et tu ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bad Bad Doggy. "rammar" ... was that a Freudian slip? ;) ;) ;)
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16 years ago
lol misfussy....love your humour.. huggies sweetpetite41xx ps..Jean..who ndid wud?? I am curious now..even though your the inspect tation police.
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16 years ago
lmfao Sydlad.. OK.. alright already. I promise to behave if you don't tie me up...errrr.... what's that? Oh.. OK.. you can leave my leash on... and y'alrightythen you can play the ram. well, at least some of the time. Jeese. LMFAO at all the terms and conditions required to get close to a decent pair of armpits.... phew. hehe.. HUgs Stalky Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Quoting 'stalky'I really like ewes guys. grrrr.NOW I understand why you were eyeing off my hair, I thought it was me - but you were thinking of someone (thing?) else... oh the pain ;)And this post about exercising in restraints sounds very intriguing :p
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16 years ago
My initial post was aimed more at the poster of the topic...than the owner of the profile.Some peeps just don't want the hassle of single guys...it's their prerogative.I really dislike bad spelling and grammar...most likely because I love the written word...But I won't disregard someone because of it.But please...for the love of God...if you're unsure about the proper use of the apostrophe...DON'T USE THEM!!....hahahhahhaha!!BJxxx
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16 years ago
Wooo Hooooo, Forum is the new Seinfeld! Yaaaay!! I don't need to watch repeats anymore!
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16 years ago
You can be Elaine as long as you promise not to dance like her, OK? Hugs stalky
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16 years ago
Oh man....I just LOVE the 'elaine' dance.... right up there with Kath's!!! Doin a combo to 'steps' 5,6,7,8 roight now!
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16 years ago
What are some of you people on? It's got nothing to do with granmar or speling or apostopies (I failed Engrish ok). If this is a genuine profile (and I sincerely hope so coz I would love to meet them), they are obviously experienced hardcore swingers. After such a detailed description of what they are into i.e." EVERYTHING”, are we to believe that they only fuck married men in a relationship? I am flummoxed beyond belief. They actually state that they are looking for M but add “NSG” and don’t tell me it could have been a typo... Surly to add “NO SINGLE MEN” is a preposterous statement and UN Australian. I need a drink or something or anything to help calm me down, hang on.....I am calm, I’ll have a drink anyway…it’s nearly lunch time.
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16 years ago
limissfussy.....well picked up....I correct myself... should read 'Ram Her' lol Doggy.
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16 years ago
It has everything to do with spelling and punctuation 4nicake. It really is as if some people on RHP intentionally run their words together.. they string them together without spaces or maybe put commas in between between! I guess they do this so that they can make bigger words! This for me is the really intriguing bit... Do they do it because they think bigger words are used by smart people? lmfao Hugs stalky
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16 years ago
Idontcareaboutbigwordsitsthenosingleguythatpissesmeoffaretheyheretofuksukandbemerry?oraretheyheretopisspeopleoffandhosramminhow?
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16 years ago
Quoting 'sweetpetite41' ps..Jean..who ndid wud?? I am curious now..even though your the inspect tation police.The answers right there in my post... Hot Az.. hotazice. Although WA is home to someone just as hot, with perfect spelling and punctuation. If I had to choose between the two... I'd just pick both.
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16 years ago
After bipassing 90% of the posts on this thread that talk about the punctuation, which has nothing to do with what the thread is about, my simple comment is that it is not uncommon on here. There are so many couple profiles that have M in their seeking list yet they say that they do not want single guys. I got a wake up for those, M in the seeking area is a single guy. The other guys are in couples.
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16 years ago
About Us fun,adventurous,outgoing,spontaneous,great sense of humour.love to party,entertain,seeking like minded singles or couples m/f for entertaing evenings? NO SINGLE GUY"S We Are Looking For fun,adventurous,outgoing,spontaneous,great sense of humour.love to party,entertain,seeking cpls. for the good times in life . single guy"s not req if we need some we will ask so dont waste your time , bi fem"s ok. NO SINGLE GUY"S
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16 years ago
Loads of profiles like the above mentioned. That's what makes couples parties boring for me. Too many bi females which I'm not and too many females hanging onto their man just in case he should happen to stray my way!!!!!!!!! Give me a party with extra guys, singles included, anytime.
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16 years ago
Now below is a profile that worries me... ...I am Looking ForWomen that are interested in having a bit of fun, now and again, when the mood takes them and who likes the idea of a bloke that is usually available on short notice and usually at home. My child is a sound sleeper, so we wont be disturbed.
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16 years ago
that kids mum needs to know or he needs to seriously get his shit togetherEvil Earl is watching/waitingmwahahahahahahahahaha
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16 years ago
thanks jeano baby, but you not my type man.can't get past the datsun ownership. sorry lover.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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16 years ago
Love your sense of humour. If you left school early, it certainly doesn't show. You have a wicked ability with humour and you make some very salient points. Don't put yourself down sweetie. I think you may just be a very funny guy who would be great to spend time with and... you may just well be a good f***. Excuse the poor grammer!! lol Mrs Out4 fun Quoting 'BadBadDog' Fark ! I made two spello's in that last post.....spello's or typo's ? Are the apostrophie's all in the right, correct, appropriate place's ? Grrr I thought this was supposed to be sexy !! Sometime's don't you just wanna forget that stuff and DO IT ! lol I think we would be making a HUGE generalisation if we assumed that those who cant type well, or have bad grammar or simply left school early or had a learning difficulty (dyslexia etc) are bad lovers or don't deserve an opportunity.... I don't know how well Christiano Ronaldo can spell but he is an amazing footballer....ditto David Beckham......quite a possibility that they are reasonable lovers too ? I'm thinking Christiano is laying more pipe than a Roman plumber ! Picasso ? Couldn't draw a straight line (*wink*) but was rumoured to be a legendary lover.... Tiger Woods.....doesn't seem to have any difficulty picking up women but I dont see him winning a Pulitzer anytime soon.... Apart from Byron, Hemmingway and Stalky I can't think of too many male wordsmiths famous for their cocksmanship.....? Germain Greer knew what to do with an exclamation mark but put your hand up if you want to jump her bones !! Um no, didn't think so..... My point is that one's writing, punctuation and grammer are not neccessarily linked to great feats in the bedroom....any more than great lovers are jaw dropping with a quill... Frankly I don't know 100% when to use apostrophies or even if I'm spelling apostrophies correctly.....but I think I can please someone because I am attentive, I listen and I like to explore.....how much sex have I been missing out on because instead of learning from my English teacher I was imagining her in her hitching up her skirt for me in the toilet block after school ??? Damm !! So, STICKLERS.......how much hot sex are YOU missing out on ? I though everybody liked a bit of rough occassionally ? Dogism.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'what der fuck manthat kids mum needs to know or he needs to seriously get his shit togetherEvil Earl is watching/waitingmwahahahahahahahahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
you have it in one,,,,,,,,when i think of you in the quite eveninscomma the last thing iapostrophem thinkin of is gramarcomma wen i get too the stage whear i'm lckin yor pussie icomma aaagh ohhhh emmmm hav too tipe wif my left hand sooo annny miztakes pleaz exkuse four nowcomma yor tite hot sweeeeeeeeeet wettetetettett c co com comm comma oohhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaagh ooooh fffffffffffff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk oopzcommao ok back now so where was i oh yeah liked ur reply, that was "refreshing" ,,,,,,,,,at least we know why you are on this site
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL you guys are all nuts! haha the only thingthat jumps out at me is that the whole way throuhg they want males, males, males and at the end they've got" NO SINGLE GUYS" they're quite obviously a little bit stupid, or high.. :P bet they're gettinga shitload of views though! hahaha L. x.
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RHP User
16 years ago
The couple in the original post are looking for couples too, perhaps they think they'll find a man as a part of a couple... If I knew who the couple was, it would be my pleasure to lead them to this thread so they too can join in the fun!Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Who wants to party on with a grammer teacher? Or who wants to party with people that just dont give a flying f.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
maybe im just tired, but did the guy who is complaining about the grammar in this not spell unbelieveable correct himself??
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RHP User
16 years ago
OH i get your drift .. lots of confused people on RHP maybe they will sort out what they want. and try single guys...grrrr ps. people who moan about spelling and grammer,after scruitinizing every word in your profile.. are a turn OFF.. We ARNT writing letters? we are typing what we are trying to express..so obviously if you speak with some slang, you may type it as well. However i do draw the line at stupid slang such as "my bad"...zzzzz OMG Neo
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cockOholics
16 years ago
To think of all the stories that swingers are able to tell this is what we talk about. What is wrong with people? Did you know on the same web page there are pictures of my better half looking stunning in underwear? I know where my focus is. Call me shallow but I think grammar and spelling pale in comparison. We use this site to meet new people and have some fun, I suggest that you all do the same and lighten up. Really what dose it matter. Kev
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cockOholics
16 years ago
Hello all, Sarah here the one who wrote this profile I have to say I have never laughed this hard in my life. I thank you all for that I find it so funny that my Grammar and punctuation has affected you oops wait a minute I mean my lack of. I am dyslexic and not ashamed of that. I had such a ball reading though your comments Dam you seem to all be looking for the perfect person on this site. Well good luck to you as nobody is perfect. How crazy are you people, on a swinger’s site going on about my grammar. That’s the last thing I would be looking at when there is all that smoking hot ass out there.I hope my profile has given you all a laugh as much as it has done for Kev and I. For you Crazy Grammar People, I did spell check just for you. Well I have a life and I am not going to waste anymore of my time. Take Care
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dyslexic....wow....don't all rush to apoligise now.... Well said Mr and mrs Ruff.... RHP'ers you just shouldn't try to kick people in the balls for free because of how they express themselves without getting your facts straight..... The forums are not for cowardly, hide behind your profile, bullying - I fucking hate it....and I will defend againt you crabs who do it for as long as I am here ! I wish the admins would keep the forums free from this kind of trash and leave it for interesing and sexy topics as intended....Mr and mrs Ruff are actually swinging....while you lot are swinging your tiny dicks....any wonder. Pffft. Guard Dog.
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RHP User
16 years ago
In case everyone has no idea who Jean_Girard is referring to, Miss Hotazice, please report to the forums immediately! If she spoke dirty like that in the bedroom, I'd have to lock her in there and not share with anyone. Maybe some shackles for the Caravan boys? Cheers, Michael
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'nursejane_mrruff' Hello all, Sarah here the one who wrote this profile I have to say I have never laughed this hard in my life. I thank you all for that I find it so funny that my Grammar and punctuation has affected you oops wait a minute I mean my lack of. I am dyslexic and not ashamed of that. I had such a ball reading though your comments Dam you seem to all be looking for the perfect person on this site. Well good luck to you as nobody is perfect. How crazy are you people, on a swinger’s site going on about my grammar. That’s the last thing I would be looking at when there is all that smoking hot ass out there.I hope my profile has given you all a laugh as much as it has done for Kev and I. For you Crazy Grammar People, I did spell check just for you. Well I have a life and I am not going to waste anymore of my time. Take Care I'm really sorry your profile was used to make fun of you, looks like someone should have told you, like the name of the thread says instead of posting this in the forums... Be well... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
The MS Office spelling and grammar checker isn’t that great, but even that would have been an improvement.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can't believe I read this post. Although I do think there is a direct link between intelligent talkative girls (and maybe boys I dunno) and great blowjobs. Random
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