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Pity Party at my place
February 08 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
had a nice romantic weekend date in Sydney the other weekend we were having some fun on the bed, i was in a cute little purple see through nightie had my naked arse up in the air...looking very hot lol when i farted...not just a little girly fart...it was a monster fart and not just one, i farted a tune that just wouldnt stop i laughed so damn hard i fell off the bed with the biggest crash...smashing my feet down on his laptop thank god that gorgeous man had a sence of humour lol roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have a passion for things aviation, and love flying - got my pilot's license before I got my driver's license. For my 40th, my then wife gave me the ultimate aerobatic experience....a hour in an Extra 300S, which is similar to the aircraft flown in the Red Bull Airrace. When I arrived to take the flight, I chatted to the pilot and when he found I had my license, he gave me the controls, and my first aerobatics lesson. There's nothing like pullin' g's in a high performance aircraft, and being in control to boot! Best part was I got to log the time. If it makes you feel any better, Curiousnewgirl, right now I have an infected tooth, which is incredibly painful and the left side of my face is very swollen, so I kinda feel your pain Hope you feel better soon! xox
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RHP User
15 years ago
I dont know where it is from but it always cracks me up reading it we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph flew past a trooper on the side of the roadtrooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to uswe decided to be good and stop cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell walks up to the side of the car and goes "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE" Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license cop's jaw hits the fucking ground most stunned face I've ever fucking seen in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here" no ticket... too embarassed apparentlyI'll never forget that day long as I live I was sure we were goin to jail
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RHP User
15 years ago
did you hear about the scarecrow who won a noble prize? he was OUT-standing in his field...bwahahah B
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not too long ago there was a cop coming here from QLD for a sporting Tournament! He had never been to Melbourne before. We organised to meet up when he got here! The first night we met we were getting hot and heavy in the car for a good couple of hours. After our little tryst as I was driving him back to where all the sports guys were staying, he said "Can I ask you a question about the trams?" I said "Sure"...He said "What is it with your tram tracks here, are the people that put them in the middle of the roads stuffed up or what?" I turned to him and asked him why he thought that. He said "All the guys told me that if you step on the tram tracks that you get electrocuted!" It took me about 5 minutes to calm my laughter down and I asked him if he was the "baby" of the team...he said that he was! I asked him if he was jumping over the tracks to not get electrocuted and he said that he has! I then told him that the players are having a go at him and that you cannot get electrocuted...I laughed and laughed for days! The next day he texted me "I put my life in your hands today and stepped on the tram tracks...and I am fine, nothing happened!" < Some men! And no, he wasn't blonde hahahaha! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't see what the fuss is all about.. I mean .. you still have two perfectly orientated working fuckholes to play with... go on... get your game face on!HUgsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
roxxy - you're all class, baby! LOL it's awesome that you handled it with aplomb, i would've hidden under the bed, haha rcflyer - that's awesome, are you going to have more aerobatics lessons? also, see a dentist before your face caves in. totalrecall - that's hilarious, i love hearing of smartasses getting served (except when it's me, haha) adventure time - god, that was awful (i laughed tho) slap yourself in the head funloving - hahahaha, i love the gullible ones! stalky - my game face looks like this but paler and MUCH whinier. i think it'd be asking my playmates go above and beyond the (booty)call of duty to expect pity sex when i look this bad!
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RHP User
15 years ago
..saw the dentist on Monday. A diet of antibiotics and pain-killers has helped a lot, but there's more to be done, which will be taken care of tomorrow.As for aerobatics, once I get my life sorted, definitely. It's the most fun you can have with your pants on, unless you're joining the Mile High Club
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can't think of any place less sexy than an aircraft bathroom. I think my chances of joining the mile high club are pretty scarce.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not to go putting dirty things in your mouth. That is why you get tonsillitis. Sorry....no pity fom me.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'Not to go putting dirty things in your mouth. That is why you get tonsillitis. Sorry....no pity from me. i didn't let it touch the ground and i'm sure the time it took to get out of his pants and into my mouth was within the 3 second rule!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I can't think of any place less sexy than an aircraft bathroom. I think my chances of joining the mile high club are pretty scarce. Find a handsome pilot and rent a light aircraft with autopilot. Autopilot on, seat back, and away you go! Now, where are you going to find a handsome pilot......?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Haha, you're a riot. Feeling any better? I've been laid low (and not in a good way) by a bit of a tummy bug since Sunday, only really feeling better today. It's a good thing my pattern at RHP thus far didn't change this week. If I'd actually gotten a red hot date I would've had to cancel! Hehe.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Went out on the town the weekend before last....... Have never considered myself Bi sexual...just curious, love playing in a group situation but never considered playing FF solo....unitl that Saturday night...... Was dancing away to some very loud music after a half dozen drinks when a very petite blonde came up to me and told me how hot she thought I was.....I thanked her and figured she would move on......she didn't she dance with me and continued to tell me how hot she thought I was, before too long we were dirty dancing, then exchanging a very hot kiss on the dance floor and I actually found myself being turned on by this woman and picturing us having a solo play..... Of course the dancing and kissing was nothing in comparison to what went on when she followed me to a dark corner of the club and we got busy getting to second base.......but thats a story for another illness........
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'cougar4fun' but thats a story for another illness........ummm *cough cough* I think i'm coming down with a cold, too!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You should totally tell the rest of the story, cougar4fun!As for you, curiousnewgirl78, I've got a story that might cheer you up.A few weeks ago I meet this girl online, through what I thought was a joke forum she'd started about not being able to find a guy in Brisbane to blow. I had some fun and contributed, then found out she was actually interested in pierced cocks! Next thing I know, I'm leaving the door unlocked and taking an afternoon nap while she sneaks in and gives me what is consistently the some of the best head this young mans cock has ever experienced!And on top of that, her tits are at least as good as yours! :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
So, every now and then I play ForumRoulette and this beauty was today's winner :D Sarah... I may not be "sick" but I'm definitely having a pityparty for one at my place at the moment (I *really* don't like being between jobs) and this thread did indeedy make me smile. Also, I blame you for my current (mild!) addiction to a certain tumblr thread...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vagabonde' So, every now and then I play ForumRoulette and this beauty was today's winner :D Sarah... I may not be "sick" but I'm definitely having a pityparty for one at my place at the moment (I *really* don't like being between jobs) and this thread did indeedy make me smile. Also, I blame you for my current (mild!) addiction to a certain tumblr thread... Which one? I'm hooked on a bunch of them!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I swore I wasn't going to replace my prior addictions with anything new... and *bam* I'm a tumblr whore! Lol. Can't remember which thread you posted it into (opening messages? perhaps) but its become part of my regular internet routine now :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Vagabonde' I swore I wasn't going to replace my prior addictions with anything new... and *bam* I'm a tumblr whore! Lol. Can't remember which thread you posted it into (opening messages? perhaps) but its become part of my regular internet routine now :P that's definitely a favourite, most of my other faves involve men being tied up.. ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
But actually now you mention it. I had a fiery little fling with an architecture student at UWA last April. It was lovely but the last time she came over to play she was in a different head space. Then suddenly the flames in those eyes went stone cold. In the morning she didn't want to talk about it, so we just made polite conversation as I took her home. We spoke a few times in May, she sounded ok. But I decided my attention was probably not very positive for her. But I've always wondered what happens in that little head of hers that night.Last Saturday afternoon I get txt from her out of the blue "I'm snowed under with assignment work, can you help me?" We worked till 2am that night, started early Sunday and had it finished by early afternoon. I was very good. I kept sex of my mind and while we were working, I did not bring up any heavy questions relating to April's ending.When we were finished she relaxed, smiled at me and we talked. Helping her and being asked for help, has made me feel positively glowing today. Chatting about some unfinished bussiness has given me some peace.In the past when I'd drop her off at home she'd walk away from the ute with a face that looked like she was about to take on Thor for the right to swing his hammer. This time she stood at the ute window smiling. Then a sweet little wave. The sun briefly sparkled though yesterdays storms at us.No sex, but finding you have a trusting new friend is way better.~smiles~
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RHP User
13 years ago
I hope your on the mend MissSarahCuriou..
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