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Pick Up Lines
January 17 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think most are just stories.... why would you say somthing so fucken stupid you just know will fail.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I worked in a bar for a while and I think I heard every tacky pick-up line from drunk guys, including marriage proposals, guys trying to give me hotel room keys, one guy even tried to give me his mobile phone so he could call me later...lol. None of them worked.The closest thing to a pick-up line I have used is a smile and 'how's your night going?".Mr NTN asked me to dance...and that obviously worked :)Mrs NTN
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RHP User
15 years ago
At a pub after school reunion, early hours of the morning, chatting to this guy who after telling me he'd just finished a massage certificate offered me a massage. My reply "Actually, I don't like receiving massages, how about we go back to your room and shag instead?".OK, not really what you class a "pickup line" but it worked! Excellent shagging too.
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RHP User
15 years ago
A guy walked up to myself and a girlfriend and said 'You guys look really cute together. Are you a couple?'. It worked... I kept him for a few months
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RHP User
15 years ago
Were you always this beautiful? Or are you going to tell me you were the shy awkward one at school?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wow Jean_Girard is that bootalicious arse yours or do did you use a stunt bum????xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' On the other hand there was another one who asked me if i would be his 4th wife, i politely declined Hahaha...Gee, I wonder why you would want to turn THAT down :) That is the worst pick up line I have ever heard, or at least in the top five. I must admit, I have never used one, nor had one used on me. Not yet, anyway...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Did you see those two girls in the corner? They just approached me to say how lovely a couple we make. I didnt have the heart to disagree.Rob
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE' As a collector of firsts let me be the first to lay a pick up line on you Sidd.........."mmmmm..... the water looks amazing, mind if i join you honey? Didn't bring my togs though, you don't mind if I skinny dip do you? Hmmmmmmm?" I am truly touched :) Thanks for being my first I think you had me at " mind if I join you?" The rest is icing in the cake! Sweet, tasty icing on the cake... hahaha.
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Excuse me, I think its time we met" "Youre the cutest girl Ive seen in about an hour tonight" "Hello, I have a good job" "Hi, we should get married, have kids, get divorced and live happily ever after" Wing man and I have tried these and work pretty damn well.
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SassyRascal
15 years ago
I was approached by a guy at the pub one night and his first words to me were "I bet you pee in the shower! Dont you!" Needless to say that was the end od the conversation....... Sweet F x
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RHP User
15 years ago
One time when I was at a concert I had a cute girl walk up to me say "Hi" and handed me a folded up bar napkin. I opened it and inside was written 'Smile if you want to fuck :)' which made me smirk. We ended up going to a hotel after the show and spending the night together! I've tried this on girls a couple of times since and have been lucky once, slapped a couple of times and have toned it down to 'Smile if you think I'm cute' which was a good ice breaker M
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RHP User
15 years ago
'wanna fuck' works admirably well..it either scares them away or into bed (over bonnet, against wall)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hehehe not that I've had many pick up lines used on me.. but the one that stands out the most... "Hi.. I couldnt help but notice your smile..although I have seen many others probably just as beautiful.. right now at this point in time.. yours is so amazingly beautiful I doubt I shall ever forget it." hehe but then.. I didnt pick this one up at a pub either Giggly XX
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Wanna play Toy Story? I'll give you a Woody and then you can give me a Buzz" "Let's play Titanic. I'll be the iceberg and you can go down on me" and my personal favourite is "Nice ass. Can I wear it as a hat?" I'd like to pretend I'm all uber-feminist and all, and that pick up lines would never work on me... but secretly I love them! Tinks :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
anyone have any cute pick up lines like that teddy bear one lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
"If they named a burger after you, it would be called the McHottie"..... PLAYFULGUY.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'PlayfulGuy2011' "If they named a burger after you, it would be called the McHottie"..... PLAYFULGUY..... Like who the fuck says that shittttt..... PLAYFULGUY.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Reminds me of the Goth pickup lines: "hi, you're pretty hot for a dead chick" "Oh, shit, sorry, i thought you were a girl....no, really, I don't mind" "I'm a necrophiliac, how well can you play dead?" and the ever classy "Nice boots; wanna fuck?"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi... So do you bleed for pleasure or... pleasure for blood?
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RHP User
15 years ago
This one was totally unplanned...although I felt like sending the guys in building maintenance a thank you card. It was one of those things that you might never expect... | Late on a Friday afternoon as I got into the elevator heading for the ground 34 floors below, a gorgeous young lady that worked a few floors above me was already there and going my way. We had exchanged the traditional elevator courtesies before of "hello" and "my name is" but that was about it. As the door closed, the elevator lurched and dropped a few floors...and she let out a scream and wrapped arms, legs and all around me tightly. Nice...if I was going to die that day, this would have worked. | As the emergency gear kicked in and we started slowing down, and without letting go completely, she sheepishly smiled and apologized. I just grinned and said "No apology necessary...want to do it again?". Still holding on, she smiled as the elevator touched down she said "No, thanks!"...so I simply asked..."Can I buy you a drink instead, then?" | Saturday morning, I was in the kitchen making eggs benedict...and glanced at her asking "Meet you in the elevator next Friday?" | Sometimes...you just get lucky!
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RHP User
15 years ago
We all roll our eyes when someone comes up with a shocker, but god some are so funny they can't help break the ice. I've used one that worked, but I'm sure it was because there was already a bit of chemistry there to begin, but here goes..... I walked up, licked my finger and ran it down his shirt, Then said,"Lets get you home and out of those wet clothes before you catch a cold" off they came
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MRSSWEETIEPIE'On the other hand there was another one who asked me if i would be his 4th wife, i politely declined That's because he stuffed it up.... he adopted it from Two and a half Men.... The mother says to the guy "You remind me of my 4'th husband" and the guy says something like "Why did you leave him?" and the hook is "Well actually I haven't married him yet". Personally I'm hopeless at pick up lines... and I completely miss all the flirty signals unless someone has their hand on my dick.... I have no idea when someone is hitting on me and I just bumble around with a gawkie smile on my face, tripping over my tongue by looking at all the ta~tas. HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey can i smell ure Pussy.. (then the obvious answer is NO) ...it must be ure feet then?? I used it once and it worked.. but we were both smashed.. it broke the ice.. it broke all the rules.. weird hey
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RHP User
15 years ago
Pickup lines have to be used as a joke, I have seen people get quite upset because a chick didnt like their line. Me and my mates used to play knockbacks, taking turns using stupid lines. A "no" meant a free drink, a slap meant 2, and success was its own reward. Although the rules are different for women, most single guys will take whatever they get offered
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just walk straight up to a lovely lady and say If a million poets wrote for a million years they would tell but a fraction of your beauty I was drawn to the light your smile could light up the darkest room Did it hurt,when you fell from heaven I just saw you sitting here so i asked god to send an angel to watch over you,he replied you dont send an angel to watch over an angel if i was your homework would you do me on your desk
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RHP User
15 years ago
Can you lick your eyebrows????They always answer no"I can" then walk away smiling
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't mean to boast, but I can lick my own eyebrows. Hi there, I'm incredibly rich. Unfortunately, neither of these are true for me, which means, I'm just going to have to bumble along with a hello. PS love the lift story...just keep thinking of Aerosmith now.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ive only ever used them twice...and got knocked back both times...so nup....i got nothin.LOLBJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
and theffox....now IVE got Love in an elevator stuck in my head too!!"2nd floor. Hardware, childrens wear, ladies lingerie.Oh good morning Mr Tyler,going down?"BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Chuzzwozza' Pickup lines have to be used as a joke it's never the line, it's the delivery and the cheeky smile that comes with it. i was talking to a guy once who couldn't get his eyes up past chest-level so, thinking i was clever, I told him "they're not going to talk back, you know" and without missing a beat he smiled, looked me right in the eyes and replied, "I don't want a conversation, i just want a feel". he got it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think Bryan used this one on John for me...lol Do you want to fuck Leesa, she thinks your hot... Well needless to say......we all know how that ended up... Leesa
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RHP User
15 years ago
Him: Wow, great looking shoes...are they new? Her: You noticed? Thanks, they are new. Him: *laughs*. Of course I noticed! With legs like yours, how could I have missed them. New dress too? You really look sensational...as always! Her: *smiles and blushes a little* It is A new dress, thanks. I bet you say that to every woman in the office? Him: *slight grin* No, only the one that looks ad great as you do. Hey...it's almost 4:30. Want to get out of here and and go have a quiet drink somewhere? Friday drinks with the rest of these guys here leaves me a bit flat after a long week. Her: Sure...but only one. Him: Sounds fine...did I mention how great you look in your new outfit? Her: You did ...I might have time for two drinks but more. Him: Deal...let's go!
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RHP User
15 years ago
' You mean so much to me , i dont want to loose you. A long time ago, i was stranded on an island. Every day i would walk the shore line, picking up pieces of glass, and throwing them back into the sea. One day though, i picked up a diamond, and out of habit, i threw it back into the sea. I dont want to make that mistake again! You are my diamond!. You mean so much to me, i dont want to loose you.. Stay with me tonight. " Maybe not your cup of tea...but i tell you what...i ALWAYS got a smile.... the rest.........well !!! lets just say, it still comes in handy....
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RHP User
15 years ago
I can only remember one pickup line that got used on me (not that there have been many, just that I cant rember how the other one went); "These pants cost a lot more than you'd think, but you can get into them if you want." Unfortunately she was way too drunk. I have used a few intentionally stupid ones myself; at one point I hugged a female friend with a flashlight in my belt and said "Thats my flashlight AND im glad to see you". Somehow that one didnt work. I dont usually use pickup lines unless im really drunk. Unfortunaly by that time im so drunk I cant even speak properly.
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