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Phone sex. Real or fake?
June 15 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Of course it isn't real. I think they are probably a bunch of bored housewives or grannies eating doughnuts sitting in their living rooms. xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its real..."ohhh baby it's real..cant you feel my hand sliding up your thigh? Ohhhhhhhhh so smooth.(takes an audible breathy breath ) mmmmm hope my nails dont dig in too much as I feel over that ......"Mrs Sat..who hates the sound of her own voice on the answering machine to ever get into phone sex...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yeah it's real jeez
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RHP User
15 years ago
All right you....I want my $29.95 per minute back right now if you were totally faking it. Yeah yeah...so what if you did say "Can you old on for a minute, I have to check dinner and the dog needs to be let out"... | Quoting 'Saturn65'Its real..."ohhh baby it's real..cant you feel my hand sliding up your thigh? Ohhhhhhhhh so smooth.(takes an audible breathy breath ) mmmmm hope my nails dont dig in too much as I feel over that ......" That part was fine but did sound like I had hit an answering machine that went to "Shuffle and Loop"...but like most of the guys that are dumb enough to call those lines...it was a great way to spend my $58.90 not to be alone. | Fake...no really? I know a young lady that worked for one of those services and was paying her way through her tertiary education by working a shift per night and had the banter down so tight she could continue doing some of her study assignment on the laptop. I was over visiting one night when her shift started and got kicked out. | The sound of my laughter was even louder than the subtle "You are fucking kidding me" that slipped out of my mouth. She also had a couple of horses and had just come in from mucking the stable. I am sure there must have been a bull or two in there too... | ....but it is pure organic fertilizer.
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RHP User
15 years ago
....and so is the World Wide Wrestling.
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RHP User
15 years ago
When I said that bit (thats highlighted) I meant to do phone sex on a personal basis not paid..lol hmmmm now not to sure whats worse, to get paid or do it pro bono..either way there both not for me.. but anyone who likes it, knock yourselves out!! Quoting 'Saturn65' Its real..."ohhh baby it's real..cant you feel my hand sliding up your thigh? Ohhhhhhhhh so smooth.(takes an audible breathy breath ) mmmmm hope my nails dont dig in too much as I feel over that ......"Mrs Sat..who hates the sound of her own voice on the answering machine to ever get into phone sex...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes they are fake as fake could be! I used to be a phone sex operator and used to do my nails or do puzzles as I was on the phone! Everytime they asked me what I was wearing I would tell them "Oh baby, I am in my suspenders and stocking and crutchless underwear .. all the easier for you to go down on me"!....When in actual fact if it was Winter I would be in trakkie pants and an oversized tshirt with huge fluffy slippers on...oh and not forgetting the face mask! < The orgasms are fake... The "oh baby you are making me so wet" is fake... The "ohhhhh I am playing with myself just for you baby" is fake... The "mmmmm I have my vibrator rubbing on my clit imagining it is your tongue" is fake... < Don't get me wrong..there was a vibe there and they could hear it...it just was laying on my thigh or arm as I was doing it! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
☏ ...then you can listen and talk, and just keep spinning the dial with your dick. That way you can also drink a beer and eat a sandwich and never miss a thing as long as you cradle the phone on your shoulder. | Yea...it's real. | Quoting 'Saturn65'When I said that bit (thats highlighted) I meant to do phone sex on a personal basis not paid..lol | Sorry, I think I was typing too fast too (I even confuse me sometimes when I do that) and your right, it should be on a personal and not paid basis....I will send you back your $59.90 or would you like a comp out for really good of bottle of an '06 Chardy that spent about nine months in a French oak barique? |
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't reckon they even stick it in their giney like say they're doin :(
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RHP User
15 years ago
-the phone that is
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RHP User
15 years ago
ANAL - you can tell when they stick it in! It goes squelch!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Never been gullible enough or desperate enough to want to try it. I guess lots of guys are and do though.Its your money.Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
The fucking two hundred dollar phone bill was real enough.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Truely. you have to be really naive to believe phone sex is for real.. I rate the con like the Lightiing Closeing Down Sales, Mattress Warehouse Sales, Car Yard Sales, in fact anyone who trys to put their hand in your pocket for self gain. Im sure these woman who do this probally sit there knitting or doing crossword puzzles . Not that I begrudge anyone earning a living, but most of these ad's are aimed at the desparate, vunerable and lonely. Seen the ad's, flick past them to something real and interesting... But thats me, I guess because I dont need to contact these people, its not a issue.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi Rufun4me2011 Never ever took this phone sex seriously, but recently met a guy from here and well what can I say! It was amazing! We probably were doing it every day for about a two and half weeks...all I can say is yes please! give me this anyday! Every time we would chat he would cum Maybe if you try doing someone from here! Good luck
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RHP User
15 years ago
MR Foreverlove has, until recently, worked away ALOT - and we had phone sex quiet regularly! I certainly wasn't faking it when I let out my moans of pleasure. As for the phone lines that you call for phone sex - I don't know. I have never called one... I HAVE, however, watched a sex documentary and Phone Sex and their workers was one of the subjects covered. They found that some of them DO actually play with themselves - to make the experience as pleasurable for them, as the person on the other end of the line. Damn, I wish I could remember the name of it - was worth the watch!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ummm the problem is that quiet a few guys from here do want phone sex but never want to meet up for real. That's ok if it's your thing but I dont like it when they keep promising to meet but never do and just want to get off on the phone or IM. Be honest and I might be more open to the idea. As for the other phone sex....I always picture a woman in her dirty dressing gown, ciggie hanging out the corner of her mouth, doing the ironing while making fake orgasm noises over the phone. Ohh just thought maybe if I pretend to masturbate while ironing it wont be such a chore lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just make sure you dont forget you're pretending and all of a sudden use the hand with the iron in it .... OUCH... Mr JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
It's OK.......I'm a naked ironer from way back. No accidents so far :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I discovered phone sex in senior years of high school. After finishing school I thought, hell why is my phone bill so high when I could be making money from this. So I sweet talked a few lovely people with my youth, enthusiasm and ummmm, charming real enjoyment. I got my 1900 number and was well on my way to paying for it. Life had other plans...thats another story. But my point is. Hell yes I was for real. Hell yes I really played etc. Some calls were fun, some I didn't play and was rather weirded out, but all in all good times were had. Many tried to recruit me, but hello why work for someone else? Most are fake, but you know what, if you get fun from the fantasy and can afford to pay the bill then, go for it...you never know she could be for real, and if not then at the end of the day it was fun and real for you so worth every cent. Personally I loved the way I could be anyone, my body anyway I wanted and I could do things I would be too shy, too worried (STI'S ect), or not physically able to do. I could explore my most wild fantasies, any time of the month I wanted too. It didn't matter to me how old or what the other person looked like, it was the voice carrying me through a fantasy and taking my body on a fun and exciting journey. I once rang a wrong number and boy oh boy fun was still had by all."So, ummmm, I know this sounds strange but do you have a girlfriend...the reason I was calling was because I'm sooo horney and I just love phone sex...you ever tried it...I like your voice...." Ms. H.
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RHP User
15 years ago
This topic crossed my mind the other night when yet another male got cheeky on the phone and started with the 'What are you wearing?' and 'What are you doing right now?' line of questioning. I used to work as a phone chat operator. A job I fell into after an unfortunate mishap left me unable to do physical labour for a period of time. I replied to an advertisement having no idea what I was getting into. I still laugh at my naivety at the time. The next thing you know I was employed by the biggest provider of this service in Australia. A service that is actually illegal but one in which the money is exceptionally good if you happen to have a flair for it. I apparently did. I was the only girl working for the company who did not have a prior life as a 'working girl'. It was a job that I could do without leaving my home and all that was required were a few props for sound effects. As xFunlovingx said, a vibe was one of these requirements. I also found that keeping a glass of water handy for 'wet' sounds was essential! I did work in trakky dacks and ugh boots on occasions and my apologies go out to all the guys who thought that my life was one of suspenders, stockings and 3 inch heels on a 24/7 basis! I played characters ranging in age from 18 to 55 and even tranny characters. A code at the start of the call would tell me which advertised character I had to pretend to be. I found out from the company owner that the photos placed in the ads were all trolled from the internet. I did this for a year. I must admit that by the time I left this job I hated the very thought of phone/cyber/fake anything to do with sex! I ended up leaving the company because they introduced 'date' lines. These were lines that the guys rang because they actually thought they had a chance of meeting the girl. I could handle the phone 'sex' but when it came to guys ringing lines where they thought they were getting to know a girl that they were actually going to meet, well, my conscience couldn't handle that one. Maybe all you RHP'ers are a little more educated but I found most of the guys thought it was totally real. Or if they didn't they sure had me fooled. Or were we all just fooling each other? I really wonder sometimes. I know it did absolutely nothing for me!! Give me the real thing any day!Kisses all,L
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