Period Sex - Sponge

October 04 2024

Last week Margo had 2 dates with a guy she's been chatting with for 4 years. They've tried to meet numerous times over the years, but live in different states, it never worked out.

Given a 4 year wait, she was 3 hours away from the 2nd (likely sex) date, when of course Murphy decided it was period time. What The Fuck.

I started researching options & she reached out to him. It was fine, they kinda agreed.

Anyways, reading about sex sponges, I tried to find some I could buy locally (in Sydney). As expected, I could find none. So I bought a $5 shower sponge from Chemistwarehouse and cut a smallish piece from it.

Unfortunately, there was no sex, so all my efforts were in vain. But, we decided to try out the magical sponge the next day... and it was magical. Put it in place... deep inside Margo. Had a sexy session, with lots of fingers and sex.

Not a single drop of blood anywhere during our fun. But when I pulled it out afterwards... covered in blood.
Had sex the usual way the following day... blood everywhere.

Based on my extensive scientific testing... they work well :)

What have other found works in this situation? ie having sex with a new person for the first time, and don't want it to be a scene from the Shining.

- Alex.

Comments

  • Margo_Lover

    Margo_Lover

    2 months ago

    Hey everyone, sorry about the horrible formatting on phones.

    I pray to the RHP gods, as I've done for years that they would one day have paragraphs.

    - Alex

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    2 months ago

    Fuck them in the arse, it’s a loophole for virgins before marriage, that song ‘Fuck me ip the arse because I love Jesus’
    Apparently all women love it some just don’t know it yet.

    Beppy sponge 🧽 you’re talking about and they can be hard to find and if you’ve had your brain s fucked out and off with the fairies and exhausted by multiple orgasms, not dehydrated tho, that’s a responsibility, yeah no dazed and confused no strings attached forgotten worth a reminder in part with the aftercare.

    Mado
    Mado Tara xx

  • Flirty2020

    Flirty2020

    2 months ago

    Google “Beppy Sponges” - they are readily available at various pharmacies and online

  • TheMinx

    TheMinx

    2 months ago

    My bff told me about sponges in the 90s she managed a "massage parlour " and all the girls used them. I've seen them at my local sex shop the staff can't keep up with the demand.

    Recently I had a 3sum with a woman who was wearing a period disc. No mess! Was epic.
    I could feel it was odd by like a good odd 😅

    There needs to be less stigma around Women and their period, it's life.

  • Andrea_Sydney

    Andrea_Sydney

    a month ago

    You MacGiver’ed that sex session! Respect! 😁
    The downside to these sponges is, as you are describing, the sudden blood flood when you take them out. You timed this one well, but the thing is, it can happen during play they suddenly overflow and create a sudden, gory mess. I tried it, but after having that happen twice I found myself worrying about it happening and not enjoying play. I just take the day off now. There’s enough other days…
    But good on you! Well done!

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    a month ago

    Beppy Sponges. Been around for years 👍

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    a month ago

    Was he sponge worthy ,?If you want to laugh and laugh ,look up the seinfield episode about Elaine and sponges ,

    Mr b

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    a month ago

    It rinses off. Put a towel down on the clean linen and hit that.

  • NeoAndTrin

    NeoAndTrin

    a month ago

    There was a DJ in Rocky who used to go by the name of Love Sponge...

    Interesting guy. Very absorbent.

  • Flirtydancer

    Flirtydancer

    a month ago

    Menstrual disc....enough said!

    Not to be confused with moon cups. Can't use them during sex

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a month ago

    Thanks for this post 🙏 I have irregular periods and this suggestion helps out alot. Will look into other alternatives aswell.

  • Annaoswold

    Annaoswold

    a month ago

    Just remember to remove the dam thing, had a girl friend forgot for three days, yuk. I find work good and can be washed out and sanitized used again.