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Penthouse Forums..Tell us your favourite story..
April 30 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
well i dont have any stories about penthouse forums but that was funny as.....LMFAO ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl) funny funny sat65 roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
remember they all started like that.started reading the penthouse forum back in my teens.has made me the twisted pillar of society i am today...ahahahahahahaahahahaahahahhahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Young bloke finally coerced the chick from the video shop to come home with him for a bit of rumpy pumpy...going hammer and tongs and just about to 'thar she blows'...when he hears his mum come home....he swiftly runs to the toilet and releases his 'lerve juice' all over his brothers face...(who happened to be on the toilet at the time) They both had to remain in the toilet until mummy dearest was busy preparing dinner. Still makes me giggle at the pure imagery of his discription..... however...wonders what happened to the chick from the video shop.....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I too was taken back 20 years when recalling some of my penthouse forum recollections stories.. Yeah they never happened.. The number of times I recall reading some bozzo was on the beach riding some waves when two beautiful, spunky horny girls led me into the sand dunes where they took it in turns of Fwuking each other and they turned their attention to me and started sucking rubbing gyrating , better stop before I get carried away and have to go and have a shower.. Yeah that never happened just some blokes wishful thinking and wild imagination leading to fantasy etc.. LOL still those stories helped when the G/F wasnt allowed out LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
OMFG....yname that was classic....holy shit i think i spit ewwwwwww roxxy xxx.....of to hunt for old penthouse
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RHP User
16 years ago
I remember reading this one sotry of a travelling salesman, who happens to pick up a hitchhiker....well long story short there is the manner of how she could repay him. But since he is married and wishes to be faithfull, excepts a hand job which included having he's cock inside her hairy armpit where he proceeded to plant he's seed .lol. Shit, can't believe i remember that one. Or the one about the guy who picks up he's wife from hospital after she has had her leg amputated....
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RHP User
16 years ago
You mean they didn't happen???? NOoooooooooooooooo......lol Some of these stories are too funny. I wonder if todays writers still have the same OTT flair.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Of slapstick erotic humour...ppl take sex sooo seriously these days. Deliberate giggles in the bedroom is the way to go...even if one has to resort to digging up old penthouse mags to read mid coital thrust...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'd like to tell you my favourite stories but I only look at the pics... MrsP'
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RHP User
16 years ago
I remember being at high school when a guy in my brothers class had to be taken to the hospital because he played with the vaccuum and needed to get it cut off his dick... would love to be a fly on the wall watching all the facial expressions from the nurses that night!! Mind you, this is the same guy who (on a school camp)only took a vegemite sandwich with him on a four day hike into the high country... still makes me laugh to this day! -maple-
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RHP User
16 years ago
Saturday night was always the best night for sexually related injuries in the accident and emergency dept. More time to get up to mischief or something like that. Do you know how difficult it is to keep a straight face when someone presents for treatment with their penis firmly wedged in something that is not designed to accommodate a fully engorged piece of man meat? Very easy actually....even for a pain merchant such as me! Then there were the couples... A light bulb in the vag? Not such a bright idea... (pardon the deliberate pun)
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RHP User
16 years ago
And who can forget the Richard Gere folk lore about his love of furry creatures..lol
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Frankiesgame
16 years ago
Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear'I'd like to tell you my favourite stories but I only look at the pics... MrsP' I have that problem when i read your posts Mrs P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Earl is that wascally wabbit in here?????? I'm still hunting for it. Ah hahahahahahahahhahahahaha Fab RFB5
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Frankiesgame' Quoting 'MrnMrsPeachypear'I'd like to tell you my favourite stories but I only look at the pics... MrsP' I have that problem when i read your posts Mrs P Mwahs Frankie... Hugs... MrsP'
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