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Penis & vagina names !

August 11 2008

Ok I am going out on a limb here & I dont know if this subject has done before (no of course I cant be bothered trawling through all the past posts, like the rest of you !) So I thought I'd post something quirky here & ask a really silly Q ! Has any of your ex's or respective partners given your penis or vagina a name ? What was it ? My ex used to call mine "Stanley" the power drill !! Crank

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  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    So an Andrew Dice Clay fan sweet!

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    My ex nicknamed his penis "The President". Since he is on rhp I'll refrain from commenting further on its presidential qualities, lol. nadi xx

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    My babe calls mine "Kitty" its not crude or demeaning and kinda cute lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    soldier always stands to attention.lol

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    I have always called a 'twinkle' Majick

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    i know ZZ has a name for is... not that i can remember it cos ive only heard him mention it once... however i refer to it as "Moby" i would think youd get the reason..... Sneaks

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    have recently come up with one for bobs,"phelpsy" because it always cums first lol bren

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    nadi_me, I imagine if your ex called his the "President", you could have called yours the "Oval Office"..... I call mine "Richard", because he can be a bit of a Dick-head at times *grins*.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Q: Why do men name their penises? A: Because they dont want "strangers making decisions for them.... (the girls will get this one straight away... the men may need to ponder the joke...) Cheers P&C

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    We call mine Russell... Short for Russel, the Love Muscle ;-) Cheers, Mattt and Lizzie.

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    well i reckon that mine would have to be called homeless

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    George Bush & john Howard !! i doubt if this one gets past the administrators ;-P

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    I call mine unemployed

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    i always called it her "pretty"

  • tripod8barbie

    tripod8barbie

    17 years ago

    can't say i've ever had a name for my pink bits lol barbs xx

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Depending on Venus's mood she calls the penis package her dummy when she wants a slow soothing suck while we are watching a nice show on TV to Bill and Ben and the Flowerpot man to when she is having fun to her boys and her joy stick when she is serious about getting a taste. Mars

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    mainly cos theres little or no supporting evidence that it really exists.... yeah...it has been that long....'sigh'.....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    have only had one name for it an X gave it to me she called it "The Doctor"