M37
Penis size
March 07 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think it is more to know what to do with it, and pleasing your partner in not just that way but many other ways.. I had a 9 inch - he was rough, had a 6 inch and he knew how to have you for the most impact...so size looks good, but not necessarily satisfying...
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RHP User
15 years ago
BORING.......BORING !!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wow!HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
you'd probably disappoint a blue whale, but give a chihuahua a heart attack. Lucky for you you're probably not interested in whales or chihuahuas...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now why am I not surprised that this question was asked by someone with a 9 inch dick???? lolCall me a cynic, but might there just be a touch of the "look at me" approach in play here? I can't believe anyone with a 9 inch dick has to ask the question as to what size is a big dick - unless of course he is looking for comparisons amongst other species. The key answer is yes, it will still fit. No it's not likely to fall out, and Yes, it might hurt if you use it like a jackhammer.Just a question to everyone else while we're at it - Does the fact that I can lick my eyebrows mean I have a big tongue??? DISCLAIMER:I can't really, I can barely lick the tip of my nose, but if I was to measure my tongue from the base of my throat that would probably be about 9 inches too!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility'you'd probably disappoint a blue whale, but give a chihuahua a heart attack. Lucky for you you're probably not interested in whales or chihuahuas... Too funny. Sorry mate, compared to some on here you are just average.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mate you underestimate the ladies of RHP. They will see through this thinly veiled attempt to draw attention to yourself very, very quickly. It takes a little more to impress most of them (they do have brains you know). Oh well good luck with it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
What is the point of having a long cock? Mine is not and already most women say "i can feel it hitting me in the stomach", so what do you do with the rest if you cant even put it in all the way?lol.. I've had my hood removed for as long as i can ever rememeber and i'd have to say that if you were to measure that scare in a straight line it would go close to being one of the longest on my body(i've got some of the biggest i've ever seen)... From experience and feed back, it is width that really matters and how you use it ;-) Thanks ladies...I always enjoy the pleasure of pleasuring
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RHP User
15 years ago
well it really all depends on where you measured from.Measuring from asshole to tip IS NOT the right way to do it!LOL!But yes...you will find that many on here claim to have 8-9 thick inches...when in reality...its more like 6 and average.I still think the loo roll inside cardboard bit is the best measure for thickness...(you want it to be quite a tight fit to be thick)and given they are 4 inches long....you would want to be able to fit 2 on your cock...and still have head sticking out.So if all you lads could measure and report back?Thanks!LOL!JMO....BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ladies...looks like Trent Reznor has graced this site again. Best to call Ticketak fast...the front row centre seats you buy on eBay might not get you through the gate. | Could be that is your "Wish"...you might find "Happiness in Slavery" or that being one of the "Starfuckers, Inc." is the "Perfect Drug". A nomination for a Grammy does not always mean that you won it...but you will stand out in a crowd. | So go on, ladies...half the fun of being the lead singer was getting first shot at the groupies. | No matter how many times I look at "human penis size" on Wiki I am still amazed at how this site captures what have to be virtually every one of the "less than 1%" demographic on the entire planet. | That's it for me...time to take my little light sabre and leave you to the card carrying club carriers. Just remember...you will have to clean up the cave afterwards. | Are there any poodles around that might not mind a guitar playing Rottweiler for a change of pace?
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RHP User
15 years ago
the end result is always the same LMAO - dissapointment
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey guys I was just wondering what you define as large breasts. I myself have E cups and have had various responses from different guys. So please feel free to comment and give an opinion.Just putting the boot on the other foot. Make sure your balls aren't underneath boys.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ'well it really all depends on where you measured from.Measuring from asshole to tip IS NOT the right way to do it!LOL!But yes...you will find that many on here claim to have 8-9 thick inches...when in reality...its more like 6 and average.I still think the loo roll inside cardboard bit is the best measure for thickness...(you want it to be quite a tight fit to be thick)and given they are 4 inches long....you would want to be able to fit 2 on your cock...and still have head sticking out.So if all you lads could measure and report back?Thanks!LOL!JMO....BJxxx Two rolls on the cock and still have head sticking out, love it!! and God I so want to read the report too when it comes in . . But hey while Im here, can any of you boys tell me what constitutes a small pussy, how can I measure I've also had various comments , especially from the boys with really thick 9" cocks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mistress T, after my "Nine Inch Nails" reply to the anomally already...are your sure you want to go there? Well okay, but please do wear those boots... | ...when I nail you? | Quoting 'MistressT' So please feel free to comment and give an opinion. Just putting the boot on the other foot.
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RHP User
15 years ago
The best man to show up is one that can carry six doughnuts at a time without using his hands... | ...and the best woman is the one that can eat them all at once.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes Midnight. I will wear whatever boots you like. Knee high or thigh high?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' But hey while Im here, can any of you boys tell me what constitutes a small pussy, how can I measure I've also had various comments , especially from the boys with really thick 9" cocksI believe this has been discussed before and the answer is to stand on your head whilst an accomplice pours a bottle of champagne into you. The amount of champagne held before overflow determines the pussy size. The only problem with this is I imagine we would need hundreds of volunteers to do handstands in order to come up with an average measurement. Now that would be asight to see!
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RHP User
15 years ago
There really is a much better way than champange, DGT....and that is the look in your eyes and the sound of your breath rushing from inside you when our hips meet. If that happens... | ...it just the right size. Quoting 'dontgothere' But hey while Im here, can any of you boys tell me what constitutes a small pussy, how can I measure? | We can still use the champange too? There is rumour that the bubbles... | ...will tickle your fancy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility'believe this has been discussed before and the answer is to stand on your head whilst an accomplice pours a bottle of champagne into you. The amount of champagne held before overflow determines the pussy size. The only problem with this is I imagine we would need hundreds of volunteers to do handstands in order to come up with an average measurement. Now that would be asight to see! It was very irresponsible of you to plant that idea in my head.... I mean, I'm a non drinker...... so should I buy half bottles, magnums or Methusalah.. lah ... lah...laaahhh (echo to infinity)?Oh.. and can you get drunk like that... or do I still have to get 'em tipsy?HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thigh high please...and with stiletto heels? Add a black silk bow tie and you are fully dressed for my next private concert. This one? I think the Satch can go find his own gig for the night. I don't know that you could handle two of us... | ...smokin' the inlays and meltin' the frets. | Quoting 'MistressT'Yes Midnight. I will wear whatever boots you like. Knee high or thigh high? | Actually...you can just skip the bow tie. Just make sure you have nice shoes.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stalky you can just replace with a nice big bottle of something fizzy and non alcoholic............mmmm imagine how much that would tickle But god I hope I dont have to stay that way for long while the other ladies get a top up, bulging red eyeballs wasn't quite the look I was going for What on earth would I wear to co-ordinate that outfit? oh shit.....do I really want to know the answer to that one
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh what a thoroughly refreshing topic, not like all those vain attempts at self promotion that don't really exist. Wow, varied responses with 9 inches, so this means that some women think he's small? I hope he hadn't mixes genus's up there! Homo is the way to go!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thigh highs with very fine stiletto heels for you Midnight. If you are a good boy I might just wear suspenders and stockings with the line down the back.Stalky can provide you with the alcohol for measuring purposes. Tell him to bring a babycham.
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RHP User
15 years ago
What's the use of measuring it, really...? Unless you have some sort of deformity - which a 9 inch would be as it is too long - but if it's not thick enough it will disappoint - remember that the longer it is the more blood pressure it needs to keep a lasting erection - which is what most ladies would prefer to the length of a droopy piece of sausage... and then of course also keep in mind that to reach the G-spot you should not need more than 2 or 3 inches of your precious instrument - unless of course she has some deformity and has a 10 inch deep cave in there :-) Wow - life can be scary when you're 21 - isn't it hung696... LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' The best man to show up is one that can carry six doughnuts at a time without using his hands... | ...and the best woman is the one that can eat them all at once. Like
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think you have made an excellent choice of an evening in on the town...and the silk stockings with the seam up the back, black of course with a touch of red in the garter belt for contrast? I will do my best, of course, to keep those seams straight from bottom to top. The bow tie...a black tie evening and I can show you the knot, it may come in handy later too. Always be creative and come...prepared. | Now about that champagne. I am not much of a drinker either and never to excess, but you do know what they say... | Quoting 'MistressT'Thigh highs with very fine stiletto heels for you Midnight. If you are a good boy I might just wear suspenders and stockings with the line down the back. | ...more than a mouthful is just a waste. | | Any more than that and I would call it a swimming pool...I prefer a small luxurious spa.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ....and that is the look in your eyes and the sound of your breath rushing from inside you when our hips meet. If that happens... | ...it just the right size.OH yes....sigh.indeedy....just right!Gotta love that first push in. Oops! Moisture alert!JMO...BJxxxstupid italics...i hate it when they get stuck on!
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RHP User
15 years ago
There is always that kiss laying motionless together, a gentle touching of the lips that too lets us feel that it is...just the right size. | Quoting 'MissBJ' Oh yes....just right! | I hope your fingers the italics are not still stuck...are they?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Quoting 'irresponsibility'believe this has been discussed before and the answer is to stand on your head whilst an accomplice pours a bottle of champagne into you. The amount of champagne held before overflow determines the pussy size. The only problem with this is I imagine we would need hundreds of volunteers to do handstands in order to come up with an average measurement. Now that would be asight to see! It was very irresponsible of you to plant that idea in my head.... I mean, I'm a non drinker...... so should I buy half bottles, magnums or Methusalah.. lah ... lah...laaahhh (echo to infinity)?Oh.. and can you get drunk like that... or do I still have to get 'em tipsy?HugsS Lemon, lime and bitters just doesn't have the same zing as champagne. As for the size of the bottle, well that depends on the number of upside down volunteers. . Next RHP party will be BYO champagne and loo roll cardboard inners. We can then set up a leaderboard like Top Gear has.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I hope I get invited to this affair. I am happy to bring the doughnuts...just in case we want to start a leaderboard for the ladies? | Quoting 'irresponsibility' We can then set up a leaderboard like Top Gear has. | There are even some that are not deep fried and quite...wait, I will have to stop by Twisted Toys to buy a half dozen of those, but will be dancing in the door looking for the first lady of the leaderboard... | ...that wants to go on top first. | | I wonder if I can get six of those buzzing ring thingys on at once...let alone in a woman's mouth?
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