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February 23 2010

Great female comebacks....Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man "Is this seat empty?" Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man "Your place or mine?" Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman "It's in the phone book." Man "But I don't know your name." Woman "That's in the phone book too." Man "So what do you do for a living?" Woman "I'm a female impersonator." Man "What sign were you born under?" Woman "No Parking." Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman "Do not Enter" Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman "Unfertilized" Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?" Jose....

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RHP User

16 years ago

Thanks Jose'! Just gotta get outta my cell and use them....hopefully..maybe..

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RHP User

16 years ago

lolz Myname.. I can just picture your cell... I mean, Ive designed spaces before.. no hanging points... no screws that you can try and undo with your fingers.... no access to sheets of glass... polycarbonate everywhere... But then I imagine your cell.... hanging points toggles, brackets and rings hanging from every surface draped in ropes knotted, leather slappy things, satin... loosely tied and ready.... you name it... walls festooned with pointy objects, large bulbous things, long thin ones... long flat ones.. and assortment of dentist's tools laid out on a shelf, polished and ready... a pair of very high heeled red leather boots and a corset on a manikin in the corner... some kind of rack thing and stuff hanging from large brackets attached to the ceiling just begging to be explained.... steel, cold and shiny.... an ice maker and a coffee machine.... a blender, an assortment of spatulas, three leashes and an assortment of jockey whips.... somebody's underwear carefully placed on a hook on the wall.... a bucket of water with a sponge in it..... clear plastic tubing with a funnel in one end and a world war two gas mask connected to the other.. draped behind the door..... an old hospial bed... and a gyneochologists chair.... a chaise lounge, a notepad with a pencil clipped to the cover. Not one eraser to be seen, an assortment of feathers, some with quills and a small tub of indian ink... a 6 volt battery and some clamps attached to leads. For our sake Conny... we'd want to hope she isn't released! Hugs Stalky!

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RHP User

16 years ago

Inspector gadget- like look on my face right about now Stalky.... Excellent guesstimate re my cell...BUT...you left out BRUCE.... ahh...B.R.U.C.E (am doin the LMJBO) Gosh..u make me laugh S-man

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16 years ago

He's not the blow up dude for taking the car pool lane in peak hour traffic? ahahahahahahahahahahEarl

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