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August 13 2012

Here's why this forum junkie hangs out at a board gaming site. It's not so I can fantasize about those penis shaped pawns (with ribs and thickly bits). Or perving at pictures of the one hot chick in the world that plays Dominion. It's for links to news articles on how to cure morning sickness.Here's the balls of it, cut and pasted, from the boardgaming forum..ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list. According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy. Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

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RHP User

13 years ago

Still you have to wonder about whether Gordon's wife was pregnant at the time. That might have influenced his findings.

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RHP User

13 years ago

Obviously written by a man who's wife is currently up the duff and not putting out .I couldnt even get a toothbrush near the back of my throat when I was pregnant without gagging !!

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RHP User

13 years ago

What some people will write to get a BJ !!!

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RHP User

13 years ago

Yes.. that point has been made in spades on the board game forum too.. Pretty funny :-) Quoting 'jensman1903' Still you have to wonder about whether Gordon's wife was pregnant at the time. That might have influenced his findings.

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RHP User

13 years ago

with Velvet and Deeg. Cheers Felonius

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RHP User

13 years ago

I am not falling pregnant to find out if this works Kisses Focus

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Smilingwithfun

13 years ago

I don't think we should totally disregard his findings. What if his findings in the future are found to be correct.All those missed occasions to help our loved ones. Some articles have got to make you smile

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RHP User

13 years ago

A cure for depression? I suppose that is why it is called a happy ending...oh ,hang on thats a hand job, hmmm oh well I guess most men are pretty happy with a bj....that would cheer 'em up for sure...ohhh it's supposed to cheer up the swallower...hmmm the drug companies wont like that,everyone walking around with smiles on their faces xHugs H

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RHP User

13 years ago

Awesome..I have some links to follow :-)

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RHP User

13 years ago

Whether Dr Gallup is right or not, is bound to be a debatable subject until some serious research is undertaken. But, I can guarantee, if the only place a woman allows a man to cum, is in her mouth, and she swallows it all, then she will never get morning sickness.Why, I hear you ask.Because she wont get pregnant, simple.

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RHP User

13 years ago

for the making and marketing of sperm cake,full of all the goodies,chocolate for preference and can be consumed in pubic er orally that isx Hugs H

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RHP User

13 years ago

Give us all some cred for being able to add 2 and 2.. ~smiles~ Quoting 'heywood_djablome'Why, I hear you ask.Because she wont get pregnant, simple.

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RHP User

13 years ago

very interesting theory I should try...... sorry not pregnant .... must try anyway...thinking if can be a replacement for normal milk as I am lactose intolerant, that would help me with my morning illness... grandma told me once it was was great as antiaging cream...now I remember what I look so young ...

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RHP User

13 years ago

I think the researcher may have overlooked the fact that placing a penis deep in your mouth while feeling sick would likely induce vomiting ! Perhaps the researcher was suggesting he cum into a cup from which his partner can drink? A bit like taking your morning vitamins? Hugs, Saturn

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RHP User

13 years ago

there's actually medical proof to that--this was in the older versions of William's Obstetrics. But the woman has to swallow her partner's semen BEFORE she gets pregnant so she decreases the immune reaction of her body to his sperm. Doing so will decrease the chances of getting hypertension during pregnancy and other autoimmune disease. Make your man happy and keep yourself healthy in one swallow ;) haha! Don't you just love multitasking?

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RHP User

13 years ago

If thats the case, it's pretty clear that lots of women don't do bj's, as morning sickness seems to be really common.Cheers Felonius

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RHP User

13 years ago

Too true feloniusfossil

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RHP User

13 years ago

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Trust a man to come up with that one. Morning sickness for me was all about smells more than anything else. I'm sure swallowing sperm isn't going to overcome a heightened sensitivity to smells, odours or aromas! He gets a gold star for the theory! SFxx

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Chillwithme

13 years ago

Quoting 'isadora_h' there's actually medical proof to that--this was in the older versions of William's Obstetrics. But the woman has to swallow her partner's semen BEFORE she gets pregnant so she decreases the immune reaction of her body to his sperm. Doing so will decrease the chances of getting hypertension during pregnancy and other autoimmune disease. Make your man happy and keep yourself healthy in one swallow ;) haha! Don't you just love multitasking?

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