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Oral Sex Illegal
May 14 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Their meals are that big there is no more room for a cock to go in too !! Aint no sucking cock in this town !
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have heard this one before, there are quite a few strange laws around regarding sex. try a search and you would be surprised at what you can and can't do in some states
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RHP User
16 years ago
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks for making me laughing my ass off on this Friday night Kat :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
"After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (...presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let's just think for a minute...Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) Watch all the men move to Guam now lol. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Men over the age of 18, in Indiana may be charged with statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes and is under the age of 17. Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail in Auburn, Washington. (W.T.F?) In Arizona you may not have more than 2 dildos in one house. (LMFAO I would be stuffed)!! In Clinton, Arkansas, molesting an automobile is illegal. (O.M.G) xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Can't believe oral sex is not allowed...love oral sex wether it'll be me giving or recieveing...
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bondage_reality
16 years ago
In Ontario Canada it is legal for women to go topless in publicSounds like a fun place
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RHP User
16 years ago
Would love to read the transcripts of debates in the Parliament when these laws were debated ! Yes, I know but seriousily you could imagine the speach by the opposition opposing the sex with animals bill
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RHP User
16 years ago
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.\It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregan, for a husband to swear during sex.\In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.\No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. \Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you - or holding you in his arms. \Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) \In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! \The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they're married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they're wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. \An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! \A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. \In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil service job - for men only - called a corset inspector.) \However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." \It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. \Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. \Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they're frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. \In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. \A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. \Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't" \No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
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RHP User
16 years ago
In Singapore, oral sex is illegal. It is also illegal to walk about naked in your own home.
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RHP User
16 years ago
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some of those rules quoted above sound like the rules in a beer drinking game (no pointing-gotta use you elbows and cannot say the word 'beer' or 'glass but amber liquid or transparent vessicle). Makes you wonder what court enforced these laws and for what reasons did they come about? The mind boggles. In some states in the U.S.A you can have up to 5 wives (Utah I think) thus the 'Moonies" religion/cult where whole stadiums of people marry on masse, all at once. God bless America - The Infidel. I've been to the states 4 times and found it to be a great place with a 'Can-Do' attitude where young people call you sir and they talk loudly (so you can hear them over their clothes) and every creed and colour of person calls themselves Americans (thus the high level of patriotism). Gotta laugh at the 'Lunatic Fringe' of people in a nation as diverse as - "The United States of Unconscienceness".
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LeoQueen
16 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' . In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. xFunlovingxIt must be a bitch trying to work out the gender of a ferret before you go there!
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RHP User
16 years ago
In the Republic Of Ireland, if two people under the age of 16 attempt to have sexual intercourse and fail, they can be prosecuted. If they suceed they can't. In Rohnert Park, California, it is illegal for a women to have sex with a cow, but it is legal for a couple to have a threesome including the cow. The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals. In Indiana, moustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans." While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum. OUCH!! In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification." In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'smitten_girl' Can't believe oral sex is not allowed...love oral sex wether it'll be me giving or recieveing... ok, so this isn't a 'funny' response - but google 'sodomy law' (which oral sex falls under). Eye opening stuff
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RHP User
16 years ago
You reckon the rules between states vary here?? We got nothing on the Yanks!!
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