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Oops...did I just say THAT!!!!...

February 05 2010

well, the other day i was at work...and my boss was proudly poncing about in a new suit...and he asked me for my opinion...well, i thought about it and i asked him..."do you want my honest opinion or ...?"and he said, "why your honest opinion of course"so i said, "well, you look like one of those brown hessian sack of potatoes,...except without the potatoes"....well...pfftttt....that didn't go down so well...what can i say???then he asked me, "and if i asked for your other opinion"i replied, "do you remember how you can get potatoes in those brown hessian sacks?...You remind me of one of those..."me thinks he won't be asking my opinion much in future...So...what has slipped out of your mouth...as you frantically try and retrieve them?....cheersjose...

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16 years ago

This is a true story, much to my embarassment.My fella and I had gone to visit my best friend for a cuppa and a chat. Now it seems that whenever my friends get around my fella, for some reason it becomes a "hack on Daff" session. (i.e shit stirring me for all they're worth). So there's the pair of them, going for their quoits, and for the most part I handled it quite well. (I'm so used to it y'kno)So then the topic of conversation turned to dogs, a subject near and dear to my heart as I was a vet nurse in a past life. So we're rambling on, this pair of buggers occasionally throwing in the odd stir, until something was said and my reply was...."I know all about fucking dogs"Well these two, people who are supposed to love and support me, just lost it. Nearly had to pass the oxygen to them they were laughing that hard. And HONESTLY, I had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA of what I'd just said! And neither one deemed it necessary to let me in on the joke.Only when my fella and I were leaving did he say to me, "You know Bella, you really shouldn't swear so much... fucking dogs?"Suffice to say, I don't say 'fucking' quite as much as I used to now. Not so sure I like dogs as much as I used to either... Viking

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16 years ago

I cant believe i gagged on that

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16 years ago

I find that I can bumble along treading on toes without anyone's help or any conscious effort... so quite often I just pretend it never happened.. I mean... why live with all that stress, right! In any case, people seem to think I'm really strange when I'm being completely honest with them..... so I figure I'll just stick to this outwardly "normal" stalky demeanre and everyone else can like it or lump it. :p In answer to the question, I find it doesnt pay to mull over my embarrassing situations.. so I can't recall a single instance. hehe. Hugs Stalky

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16 years ago

Jose, Nice work..Personally I like to use my sorting room before splashing people with my real opinion..well those i like. But sometimes just sometimes, you need to tell people how it is.... those times aren't really "Opps" moments Sounds to me like your boss needed the real advice in this case. Viking...what else do you Fuck Trev

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16 years ago

Hey Jose Great post ! It must be Friday... I've having a Senior Moment ! Can't remember anything. But hey... 99% of what I say offends someone ! LOL Will keep thinking. xx Miss Saturn

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16 years ago

Quoting 'VikingBitch'This is a true story, much to my embarassment.Suffice to say, I don't say 'fucking' quite as much as I used to now. Not so sure I like dogs as much as I used to either... Viking Bloody BRILLIANT V!!! I could almost see it all going down!! Erm, the story....not you.....ok...me zippn ma lips

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16 years ago

Or demoted to the mail room?....lol Jose' You've been a naughty boy...go straight to Mz's bedroom.....NOW!

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16 years ago

Oops....scuse my presumptiousness....tis friday after all

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16 years ago

ha ha we all have ...argh..."bloopers"!! its how embarrassing they are to you that makes them so memorable. take for instance my latest one where l was dining out with a couple of friends who have had their ups and downs and one of them was when the guy hit on me so l hit him....!! his exuse for the black eye was he got hit in tennis, while l was sitting with them she asked me if ld ever been hit on by a friend/couple and to which l replied no cause they d end up with a black eye!!!! needless to say lm not invited to their parties anymore!!!! even tho l didnt do anything naughty lm still a bad girl, oh well...lol... no cure for the wicked...oh sorry thats no rest!!! anyway thats a nother Dr Jean issue!!!! cheers

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16 years ago

This one isn't mine but I was the one hearing it . . . A friend came by with a little gift of combustible euphoric for me and in response to me thanking her profusely she said "You only give good head to friends"I know I've given good heads to complete strangers Guess I'm the sharing kindTassie

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16 years ago

Yesterday, I was having a tongue twisting moment and I ended up ordering marijuana at the pasta place instead of marinara lolol... daughter was quick to assure the shop owner that she didn't require any! Oops... Mrs P'

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