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Old fashioned or metrosexual

February 13 2010

I was coming back from a fishing trip in Gippsland the other day when something happened which i am still scratching my head over. Driving along minding my own business when my attention was caught by two pretty girls in their twenties in the next lane. They went past me then slowed down to match my speed. Both were checking me out and one even blew me a kiss. Apart from my ego getting a boost and my car having a new sun roof from my head swelling so much i was amazed at their attitude. The reason i was amazed was that apart from the obvious age gap i was dirty, unshaven, in an old car i use for fishing with a old beaten up canoe on the roof racks. Not exactly bonking material. I thought most woman prefered the so called metrosexual male who waxes and takes longer to put on makeup than his girlfriend.   I have never waxed my arms or back and although there is some hair i would not call myself hairy. Never have i used moisteriser or anything similar. A shower a day with a shave and aftershave if i am going out is my preperation.   So ladies who do you prefer? The old fashioned male or the metrosexual

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Ello ello contendedone, Clever way to inspire the RHP ladies to stand up and take notice! Old fashioned males makes me think of 'darren' out of bewitched yeah ok earl...Im showing my age again..lol How about an amalgam of all the best bits of the latest labelling theory pandemic? SNAG, Metro, old fashioned & 'easy going'? Too much to ask for? Hm..appears so

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    real women prefered blokie blokes as long as they weren't obnoctious.could be wrong.by the way lippy,ahahahahahahahahahahahaachanged happy snap for ya sweetumsEver pleasing Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    The scenery around RHP just got better! Thanks diddums...gotta love a pleaser MWUAH on ya monkey parts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    being called neanderthal i guessahahahahahahahahahanice arse Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    What say you let me loose on and about your person with a pair of clippers?  I'm a dab hand at clipping and tidying up most animals that need it.  Can do surgical clips as well.Won't charge you neither like other fukkas would...Viking

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Mebbee the girlies were identifying with the fishy smell???Viking

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    give me a mans man anyday....   il even take one that looks like earl...yummmy   love hair everywhere...as long as its clean   yep love them   if he takes longer in the bathroom than me...piss him off   roxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    love your initials darl, lol.would love the attention but i'm on a mission to grow it all before i get toooo old to.ahahahahahahahahahahaHairy Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    what you mean even?ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahasecond class Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have this in my head... "Would fish smell the way they do if women didnt swim in the ocean."   I must have read it somewhere.. I wasnt impressed at all which is why I remember it.. No, not one bit. Kind of Insulting really..... ahem. Dont know why I brought it up.. Carry on.   Hugs Stalky     Quoting 'VikingBitch'Mebbee the girlies were identifying with the fishy smell???Viking

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    oh earl i didnt mean it like that...oh dear   im having a really bad couple of days...im just not stroking all these male egos properly   i ment the hair...you know...all the hairy stuff...you know..damm not getting it out real good here hehe   hairy is a good thing earl its yummmy i love it haha   am i out of the hole...nah think i just got in deeper hehe   roxy xxx...shutting up now

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    you ok darl. in fact you very sexy when you gettin flustered.ahahahahahahahahahahahahaforgiving and understanding Earl.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    thats the punch line to an old joke which i can't remember at the moment.something bout adam, eve and god, creation. something like that..what smells stronger than an anchovie?an anchovies c*nt.ahahahahahahahahahahahhahain the bad books again, i'm sure, Earl.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    anchovies c*&t?? Umahh....where do you boys get this stuff?? lol   'shakes her head and inhales'.....I don't smell like a fish unless someone has left a deposit..... Just call me the RHP teller machine.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    thank you....   roxy xxx...loving those hairy men

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Either way really, as long as they treat me with respect and are a good person is what matters to meand scrubs up clean...lolxoxoheymumma

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahasorry lippyEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    RHP ATM.....it is....bloody hell!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i think earl has just proven here...   that even the most manly of men look hot all scrubbed up   your one sexy hot man earl     roxy xxx...loving earls new pic

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well my beauty treatment is a shower, shave, deodourant, brush teeth and hair, not with the same brush. Ha Ha.   Old fashioned I guess, I still use razor blades. I don't think you could class me as a metrosexual.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Aww, it warms the cockels where my heart used to be... to see two wonderful ppl such as Earl and Roxxy in the early stages of what I have no doubt would be a 'as the subject line suggests'   Can I be bridesmaid?? Ring bearer? Bucks night out entertainer?....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have these days, where  for some reason i  decide to be  very friendly.This consists of walking around shopping  centres smiling  at random men  and making eye contact .I have started to think  ,  not enough women  do this  cos most men  look stunned!!! before smiling back, and girlfriends report they trip over their own feet looking back at me to take another peek.I do the same in Bunnings stores actually,,just to get extra  service  lolEvery now and then Ill do the  same thing at the lights. It is way worth the  effect of seeing men  smile and preen.PS this is done with the  buttons done up,,they dont notice eyes if i have alow cut top on.Enjoyhappy  valentines dayDev xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Earl with hair tied back.ahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I love doing that too- it really is fun... and saying hello! Now that's entertaining here in Sydney... as well as assisting people to reverse their vehicles at woolies carpark when I'm walking through to get an hambuger (lol) for lunch. It's amazing how many people in Sydney drive but simply cannot reverse! Lolz Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Babe you scrub up cleaner than any thing I know, but I must say that when good looking girls eye you off it can some times be intimidating. But I'll guess I'll take what I can get with a smile.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Can't seem to get anything past you can i? lol. I would love to one day sit down with you  and have a conversation about anything and everything. The mind boggles at what topics we could cover. After one bottle of red we could solve the polution problem and after two there would be no more greenhouse effect. And after three, well i will let that one rest for now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    and here i thought it was my rugged looks. With one swipe of the mighty pen you brought me down to earth again.I don't know if that is a good thing or bad thing.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'sixstring'Babe you scrub up cleaner than any thing I know, but I must say that when good looking girls eye you off it can some times be intimidating. But I'll guess I'll take what I can get with a smile.Get a load of that tummy....'drools'....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'contendedone'Can't seem to get anything past you can i? lol. I would love to one day sit down with you  and have a conversation about anything and everything. The mind boggles at what topics we could cover. After one bottle of red we could solve the polution problem and after two there would be no more greenhouse effect. And after three, well i will let that one rest for now. Do my eyes deceive me?? You are actually wanting a conversation with me?...Be still my beating heart (wherever it is) Oh contendedone...I do believe that is the nicest thing anyone on RHP has ever said to me....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    A RHP bloke that is.....

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'contendedone'. Do my eyes deceive me?? You are actually wanting a conversation with me?...Be still my beating heart (wherever it is) Oh contendedone...I do believe that is the nicest thing anyone on RHP has ever said to me....   Awww Shucks you making me blush