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Ok...so I only made about 4.....

June 22 2015

commandments that is.....😝 Profile writing. Such a hard thing to do; yet you'd think we'd all be able to talk about ourselves; I mean after all we know us better than anyone right?? Or do we?? How often have you sat at the computer or the iPad/iPhone, or similar device and thought"what the fuck do I write??" And let's not mention photos or fetishes, kinks or anything like that... I know I have....I've spent countless hours writing, rewriting, chopping, changing, laughing and also threatening my phone with brutal industrial action that would rival an episode of underbelly lol. Anyway; here are my pointers for women's profiles....Or should I say profile writing tips in general ?? As I think we all seem to suffer the same problems at one stage or another. 1. Interconnection/planning. I know; wtf?? I mean how is this even something that relates?? Well....I'm a big believer in cross referencing words and actions; so why would your profile be any different?? After all it's a snapshot of you right?? So before you can even write about yourself you need to know who you are so that every facet of your profile is a direct reflection of the you...this means that if you're going to write about how social you are; your photos should reflect that too....IE. If you're a lover of socialising you need pics of you in a social setting...there's no point saying you're a social being and the only pic you have is a bathroom selfie with your toddler sitting in the bath is there?? Lol so know who you are before you start work on construction. 2. Ask me/indecisiveness.... Profiles that have this whole "ask me if you really want to know" type wording does what exactly?? When I see this in a profile it suggests to me that not only do you enjoy playing mind games, but chances are you're going to change the rules of that game as a mask for what you really want. Own what you want....and make a decision lol 3. Template profiles..... Ok I realise you gals have really awesome vaginas....yep they self lube....yes they're really awesome how they can stretch to pop kids out and shrink back to its original size....but really?? wtf is this about?? Are you saying you're that self involved you don't believe that you need to attract OUR attention as well?? Cos if a pair of tits is all ya got; I'm going farming....those cows have 4 nipples!!! 😝. 4. Pics. The good ole duck face.....ya know what this type of pic reminds me of?? Putting a ring on a bulls nut sack to make into steers!! Lol. Is that really the look that best describes you?? So as already mentioned your pic really should reflect your true self...this way you're going to heighten the chances of it being a really great photo when you're relaxed and not trying so damn hard..... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Better start micro analyzing my profile..........definitely needs surgery!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wow, a revelation to me, are women's profiles guilty of the same vagueness as a lot of the men's profiles, I had no clue, well there you go. I tend to overstate things so don't have the problem or being able to think of what to say, the words just spew out lol So the ask me what you want to know is just plain lazy and time wasting, same as ask me's in the details, pet peeve, I hate that, anyway, not about me. And yes, I agree that just having a vagina and tits, and being hugely outnumbered with the beautiful male species on here, shouldn't be an excuse to be lazy and not put yourself out there. Come on people, how much effort does it take? 10 or 15 minutes of your time isn't too much to ask is it, to construct something vaguely worth reading, and pleeeeesse put pictures on there (face pictures are a different story, I can't have them on there, I hope to in the near future, but plenty of body shots can be shown), if your attached, put body shots, there is not excuse for not having pictures and clear, CURRENT ones, forgive the yelling but had a guy yesterday who, after I probed, admitted his main picture was 5 years old, I beg to differ and told him, I think it was at least 10 years old, so adds more and you guessed it, may as well have been a different person. But directing this at ladies, articulate something in writing to give guys an idea of who you are and what you're looking for. They don't want to be spending hours, days, prying all this stuff out of you, only to be given the flick at the end of it because you then decide, well, whatever, something better comes along in the meantime, just as frustrating for guys reading profiles as it is for us, so I think a reminder to everyone to keep it honest, clear and keep the website what it is, a brilliant source for all of to connect with like minded people, all looking for company, but with different criteria and expectations. Well said Sir!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    the typos and bad grammar, it's late

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    They should scrap the "Ask me" option. Some profiles (guys, anyway) just have 3 lists of Ask mes. Its a waste of time, it doesnt generate one tiny grain of interest. You are trying to promote yourself in a positive light?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    When I see the option for "Manicured"..... I can't help but wonder.... if you've trimmed yours like a hedge, into the shape of a giraffe.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Three rows full of "ask me's". Combine that with a pic of a drop-dead gorgeous girl, and you can bet it's a fake profile. You'd think a woman like that would be wanting to list her height/size/hair colour etc. Especially when she's Miss Illinois. (Which was a bathroom selfie of her by the way, pretty clever.)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ...... Why would anyone want to put up false profiles ? ..... on other sites ... the site does ( or leaves up defunct ones ?) ...... quote s popular Qld polly .... .... 'please explain' ..... Salutations to PH if she's an avid reader ...., ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Who can be bothered asking? I mean really, all you're going to do is move onto the next profile. Its a waste of time.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sir_stir...I liked your post - alot. Im still chuckling. 😂😂 I have one question though. What is a "duckface"? KK x 🐞 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' When I see the option for "Manicured"..... I can't help but wonder.... if you've trimmed yours like a hedge, into the shape of a giraffe. Wonder what a French Manicure down there would look like?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Girl breaks up with boyfriend, girl joins RHP, girl freaks out and never logs in again ^ pretty common story - and are usually minimal 'ask me' profiles. I was like that when I first joined an adult site (not rhp).

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Three rows full of "ask me's". Combine that with a pic of a drop-dead gorgeous girl, and you can bet it's a fake profile. You'd think a woman like that would be wanting to list her height/size/hair colour etc. Especially when she's Miss Illinois. (Which was a bathroom selfie of her by the way, pretty clever.) If experiences to date have been based on nothing more than appearances, then I would think that that is the last thing that you'd want to draw attention to - if you're wanting something a little more substantial that is.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'xKiwiBredx'If experiences to date have been based on nothing more than appearances, then I would think that that is the last thing that you'd want to draw attention to - if you're wanting something a little more substantial that is. I meant that in combination with a profile that is merely those three template sentences.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And agree with you in this instance (in light of the Miss Illinois pic), but I certainly wouldn't jump to that conclusion as a given generally. From memory, creating a profile anything beyond the generic was secondary to getting in and having a look around for me, so I guess I give others the same benefit of the doubt. OP, I have to say that I actually find the 'ask me's useful in serving a specific purpose and for me personally, there are a couple where anything other than 'ask me' borders on deception.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    vs the statement are quite different though sheepy 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A woman who's profile was full of the dreaded "ask me's"... With only a one sentence description of herself (that was repeated in the "looking for" so not much to go on) We looked at each other's profiles a few times, so I thought it was safe to assume that there was someone actually there and I sent a message... I think along the lines of "...you've got so many ask me's that I don't know which to ask first..." She nibbled, we messaged, talked and met once. Her take was that she didn't want to be limited by the limited pie dropdowns. We weren't really suited, and you are correct stir, she was a bit of a game player IMHO, in that she kept me simmering on the back burner for a few weeks after we met... No harm done. Hp xo Because you're worth it...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hard to believe the retail figures when it seems most women on here seem to be out shopping and having coffee with friends. Seriously ladies, men's profiles cop a lot of stick and deservedly so, but check out your sisters profiles just for a laugh, or groan.

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  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    11 years ago

    sounds like to much work to me.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    In my experience it really doesn't matter what you right in your profile given that many people message without reading them anyway. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I agree....so there's part of your screening process straight up right?? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    all care and no responsibility eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'sir_stir' vs the statement are quite different though sheepy 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile Yes. And despite your having clearly referred to that of the statement in your OP, that of the option had been referred to at least 3 times prior to my post had it not?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    fucked if I know....I just write...not plan 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    SOOOOOO... I only have face pics on my profile and some ask why... Am I not afraid people I know may see my pics? Am I not ashamed to be on this site? My pics are all recent... Then there are the questions about my body pics... Are you big? Is that why you only show your face? Ummm no.. Not 'big'... But why the eff is that a question in thus day and age.. Ffs??? From a girl who battled anorexia and bulimia for 8 years.. And won!! 🙋No.. Not ashamed of my body... But don't love it as much as I should, after what I put it through . what I want to attract is a man who see my face... Wants to form a connection then get to know my body... 'Women aren't written in brail, you don't need to touch us to understand us' I do believe you can tell a lot about someone from their eyes... Also I don't believe that a man is worth my time if all they want to see is my vagina... I don't want to see your cock as your display pic or when I'm eating lunch ... So 'sorry not sorry'... You won't be seeing my vagina via rhp or thought text. I think the media has also frightened a lot of women lately (did anyone see the project this week how scary!!!) ... Why send these pics to men when some are now sharing them on sites unbeknownst to us?? Sir stir... I really love my vagina... She and I have a special bond... I don't show her off to the world .. And she rewards me by always being ready for any man willing to make the effort to adore her as much as I do. 😍 Also... She rewards my patience... I.e not sleeping with any man that shows me any kind of attention... With multiple orgasms from my clever fingers!!! 🙋🙋🙌🙌 And to the ole duck face... I can do a mean duck face sir stir... So don't be hating on that. It's an illness/artform/obsession and I'm ok with that. I'd prefer to see a duck face than overexposed labia on my page... #justsayin... Hehe... Thank you for the post sir stir :-) Xoxo - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Not sleeping with JUST* any man...haha - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is after all just an ad..sometimes it over sells,sometimes it undersells,and like the little bear's porridge sometimes it's just right....words and pictures are not the person xxFreya

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Wonder what a French manicure down there would look like? Snails.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    She's a kiwi Sheepish grin means something else to them.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'll bend her over and shove her and her jandals back in the chilly bin she arose from 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    do you use the plastic inserts or the aluminium ones for your screening process ? Mado Mado Tara xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Doesn't really matter as long as its mosquito net is useable :p

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I went and bugger me, I discovered I didn't recognise the woman in there. Now WTF do I write?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I never know what to write but I make an effort and I like guys that make an effort too.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Bah ha ha ha.. funny as Sir.. Mines as so; 1) I've tried to list a few quick facts to help cut through the BS 2) I've given a brief intro as to why/how i ended up on RHP along with a bit of light hearted banter 3) Brief description of what my preferred style of play is...although this can vary heaps depending on the company. No idea what people think of it...by all means ping me a msg and let me know peeps lol!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'sir_stir' I'll bend her over and shove her and her jandals back in the chilly bin she arose from 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile What does that even mean anyway? As in on ice ... in pieces or something?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The only female profiles that I ever look at are those of the women who post in the forums, and I gotta say they're all pretty damn amazing (as are 99.9% of the male forum regulars profiles). So I was surprised to see a number of comments made here about how many female profiles do the 'ask me' and use the template 'thingys' (sorry, I'm brain-dead today and battling to write decently). Which lead me to experimenting last night by doing a search and checking out a whole bunch of random female profiles. Actually that's probably why I'm brain-dead today :/ Wow! Just wow! There's some really bad stuff out there. Totally understand now that's its as frustrating for the men as it is for us women. Sir_Stir, you deserve a community service award for giving the ladies some pointers :) Just a damn shame that those who would most benefit from your tips are unlikely to read them :/

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    On a side note... I'm getting a wax tomorrow and I'm totally going to go for the giraffe :). Will let you all know how that works out...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Funny and informing. Thanks for writing this sir_stir!

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