Oh my... time for a good laugh.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Thanks Saskia That gave me a good laugh. Sorry I can;t return the favour.

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  playful4u

  13 years ago

  Maybe if they called "a meal for two with a shaved view" the bingo caller would still have a job   We had a bingo caller in a Fiji family hotel call "69 a dinner for two" and we thought that was risque   My joke recollection is very bad, but here it goes:     Why are pubic hairs curley?     So they don't poke you in the eye

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  So were you able to keep a straight face... I know we wouldn't have. Joke, absolutely why else would the good lord have made em curly Lol.   No worries wildreturns glad you liked. So now you have to pay it forward lol.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.............. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a cheeky wink and said, "Get that trolley over here love. They're doing 3 cartons of VB, for the price of 2."

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Goodtimesricky that was funny, just my sort of humour. Thanks for the laugh.I don't have a joke, but at work today, one of the girls in accounts farted. Now I sit a good 8 metres from where the suspected farter sits (well it was a bit obvious, they were killing themselves laughing and diving into their handbags for the cans of impulse/bottles of perfume) and I have to say, that was an impressive smell. Not only did it make it over the 8 metres from place of origin to my desk, but it maintained its strength and I nearly passed out. Fukk knows what she'd been eating last night, but I hope for the sake of office health that she don't eat it again in a hurry! We have fire drills regularly at work, but we've never done anything about noxious/poisonous gases. Perhaps its time a safety plan was implimented? I gotta say, there's some truckie out there that would be proud of that sheila. The positive side was the office smelt nice after the 12 cans of impulse were emptied...Viking

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  This was in Redneck country yeah?   Nice one, thanks Ricky

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Particularly when you are in a public place and someone drops one, and you know it and they are trying to act like they didn't.   A few years back my partner and I got some Indian takeaway, that night in bed he dropped a beauty... we were both almost suffocating while laughing our asses off, he ran to the toilet, I threw the window open, in the meantime I had dropped one too and was mortified that it had the same bad smell, as we ladies do I was trying to 'swish' it around the room and get rid of it, he came back with a can of air freshener and almost passed out again exclaiming "Christ!!! I can't believe it's still here!" I never did tell him I had dropped one too... was too busy stifling the giggles. Well what's a lady to do when she's got such a good cover up?

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. And here, let me hold your monkey for you.''AndDid you hear about the alcoholic dyslexic man who walked into a bra...Ricky

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