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Office Fantasy

November 30 2010

Office fantasies - do you have any? Have you ever fulfilled an office fantasy? And is bonking someone at work a good idea?? xxx Meeka

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    yes i do regularly masturbate at work, love to fuck someone on my desk when i get the chance to. Actually it has aturned a few women on coming to my office and having sex on my desk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    great topic,,been in a few lustful evenings in the past at a certain bank ,,had great times with a few of the ladies,girls,,bank people are so horny,,i mean talking to different people all the ,,gets you horny,,young youngs,older ah sorry cougars,,..those were the dayz,,,ah but i always reckon,,you dont get ya meat from the same place you get your bread...having said that i did enjoy all my flings,,esp friday nights after work,,ps do like the red lips ,,cant you tell

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    My office fantasy is never to work in one... As for the curly bonking colleagues query, I've always maintained it's not a good idea and so far resisted the temptation, but the flipside is work is where we meet people...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Bonking a workmate is not a good idea..and i am speaking from experience....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    No I havent! but store room love fully clothed would be awesome. Big fantasy of mine. Jose

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Nothing ever good comes from bonking someone at work. Ultimately it will spoil a profitable work environment by reason that the relationship is invariably doomed to fail and the ensuing fallout will make working difficult.. at least one of you will lose your job or have to leave.... to avoid the other.I say it is doomed to fail because being in someone's pocket 24/7 is quite difficult to sustain... at least if you go to work, you are in a different environment and away from relationship situations that might distract you. A little sexual tension, however, is not a bad thing. It helps interworker relations and I think entices a co-operative environment. However, taken too far by staff not knowing the boundary, is a real concern. A careful balance is therefore required and strong management of any potential sexual relationship is appropriate. However, anonomous sex is a great way to relieve a Friday afternoon. Set up a dark room, turn off the lights... allow everyone to strip... and ... get sticky... ring the bell.... wait 5 minutes... turn on the light.... there you go... everyone has bed hair so back to work!Hugsstalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Just dont get caught bonking by the office cleaning lady like I did! LOL Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Kylie and I like to send each other dirty pics that we take in our office when no ones around. I usually like to take it into the bath room and tell her how I pleasured myself to her pic. Lol were doing that today... Love my girl shes such a lil minx! We used to get on chat also and talk dirty to each other.. Cyber sex is what the kids are calling it these days ;) Jose!

  • platinumblonde69

    platinumblonde69

    15 years ago

    Something about office sex that's hot...but I'd never have sex with anyone at my work...My office sex involved calling in to visit a friend, and after chatting for awhile, slowly seducing each other till the table was cleared and some very fast hearts were beating on the table....I also loved the time whilst performing a very relaxing head job, his phone rang...and he indicated to me to keep going...Very erotic knowing yr partner is trying to stay cool and calm....and climaxing whilst on a call...hehehhe...Miss those days...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    So Stalky - what if I come to your office as a client. High high heels, sheer stockings, suspender belt and nothing else but a coat to hide my nakedness. Oh and of course red red lipstick and a wicked smile, and a glint in my eye. Would you bend me over your etchings then????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'me_me_me_me'yes i do regularly masturbate at work, love to fuck someone on my desk when i get the chance to. Actually it has aturned a few women on coming to my office and having sex on my desk Does anyboy watch Californication? This reminds me of when the receptionist taped the boss wanking at his desk. Hahaha. So tell us me_me_me_me where do you masturbate? In your office? xx M

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'woody_pusscat' Just dont get caught bonking by the office cleaning lady like I did! LOL Pusscat xxx You mean you didn't ask her to join in ???? LOL Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    especially when I was the boss with the big desk. Now I work in an all women environment. No fantasies happening there and no I wouldn't shag a colleague. Cheers WTG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Is this about having sex at the office...or fantasising about having sex with someone from the office? There is this gorgeous guy at work..god...i fantasise about him all day...at night when sitting here...in bed when im with my hubby...hehe...no no just kidding..haha but really...hes so gorgeous...i fantasise about what sex with him would be like for sure...but probably not at work though..hehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Up until 6 months ago I owned my own business..... a shop with a huge desk out the back. Hubby would come for "lunch" most days......we would spend lunch with either me bent over the desk with him behind me going at it or laying back on the desk with his face buried between my legs....... bit flustering when customers would walk in and you have to quickly pull the skirt back down and straightened tousled hair before going out to greet them......but that's what made it so horny. It was a retail dress shop and I used to have a fantasy of helping a hot woman try on dresses in the change room and being the horny shop assistant going down on the hot customer.....never had the nerve to do it though!! I would definatly have a hot encounter at the workplace....just not with someone that also worked there ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' So Stalky - what if I come to your office as a client. High high heels, sheer stockings, suspender belt and nothing else but a coat to hide my nakedness. Oh and of course red red lipstick and a wicked smile, and a glint in my eye. Would you bend me over your etchings then???? What and ruin a great opportunity and a life'swork of art! Oh lordy lord no.. I'd lather you in black and red ink and then smear you all over my walls for perpetuity...bebe. We'd could make our own special major works right then and there, Kandisnki style!HugsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    funnily enough, when i last come to play on rhp (3 years ago), i came purely to fulfil one fantasy - to meet a very straighty-180 type and be fucked on their desk. a powerful, dominant type. with a tie. and expensive shoes. because those men are very exotic to me, compared to my somewhat bohemian life. and because i don't work in an office, i have a highly romanticised imagination of what it would look like. big wooden desk with a green leather blotter. thick dark red carpet and books lining the walls. i'd come in as their last appointment for the day just as the secretary was leaving, and i'd be wearing a trenchcoat, stockings and very high heels. etc. etc. etc. and you know what? i completely forgot about that whole mission until now. never even came close to fulfilling it. oops! ps colleagues? uh-uh. in no uncertain terms, you just don't shit where you eat. except when you accidentally meet someone on a sex website and realise that they are, in fact, your colleague. that can get weird, heehee!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I personally don't have an office fantasy - never really have. It would be just too weird to do it at work I don't think I would look at my desk the same way again. Also the whole thought of someone you work with catching you is definitley not my thing. I would be horrified !!!! I mean I do like people to watch but only if I want them to - if you know what I mean. xxx Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    where do u work now cougar. maybe a strange handsome man may wonder in one day to your work if you wish hard enough and let that dream become a reality.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    have fantacised about 'office romance' - ok I'll be honest sex while at work and have undertaken the following: * sex over the bosses desk - with a work colleague * exchanged dirty pics and messages with a sales rep (before his wife also started for the company) * oral sex (both given and received) just out of view of the cameras but where you can get caught * gone on delivery runs with drivers and indulged in alot of foreplay then the...well you get the picture * regularly masturbate Hmm I'm sure theres more but this norty girl is a little flustered and needs to relieve some tension - and yes I am at work Kises Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Jeez .. er... Focus you must be a very popular girl at work ! So do you regularly win employee of the month?? xxx Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You think I would let the boss know what I am up to??? The advantage of working in a warehouse environment...oh and at my pevious position often it was just me and a warehouse staff member there late at night or at the end of the day...got to love it when the boss trusts you.....now though one must be abit more discrete...lol Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    To first answer your question...yes, yes and of course, yes. | The door to my office locks, thanks...and there was little questioning when I insisted that the privacy glazing on my windows opeing into view from inside went to the top. Now the view of the city below and the bay...that is quite magnificient and exotic. | The boardrooms are accessbie to my diary and definitely private. A lot of very important people come...expecting to make some rather major decisions that may effect their future both in the short and and long term. | Of course I have some decorum and would never make an offer of a private consult in my office or lunch in the boardroom to anyone on staff. | I would have to explain that on my expense account.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Most don't qutie have the view of the Rialto I suppose but some do like the views in other cities too. Just too much fun and... | ...my PA is sworn to secrecy!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I started a seeing a woman from my work who was unhappily married.Anyway, to cut a long story short, it was the best sex ever. Even the first time with her became an all night session, and it only got better as we got to know each other.So don't rule out office laisions. Better than sitting at home watching the news.