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Nursing homes.....
February 22 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh I'd buy into that for sure! Vibrating beds "to prevent bed sores", a porno channel "to stimulate mental alertness", sex swings hanging from the ceiling "to help the residents in and out of bed" ....plus, its a winning situation for the blokes- chicks who can take their teeth out for the night! (ok, on the count of 3.... "EWWWW") A few reliable sources told me that with the help of little blue tablets, nursing home residents get the most action out of any age demographic... no chance of getting pregnant, dying of syphillis at 85 aint so bad, plus you can screw the same 'housemate' night after night and they don't remember any of it... every time is another one night stand!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Got me thinking as usual mate ..I would install a new style of dispencer i.e coke machine ..different slots would have Viagra, condoms, baby wipes for the dribbling, and sun screen for when Murse Ratchitt leaves me out in the sun too long !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
swimming pool... lava lamps... movie theatre for porn... full-service cocktail bar... 70's disco room... big, comfy shared rooms for swingy people... stage for burlesque shows... sauna... private balconies overlooking the beach... library...wine cellar... monogrammed robes... breakfast in bed (I like eggs)... that will do for a start lol :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
* Beds to be at least a double if not queen size. (complete with bondage attachments ) * Large communal spa. * All corridors and ramps to eventually lead to the bar and pool room. * Alcohol can be taken intravenously if required. * Choice of single rooms or co-ed dorms... intrigued & curious... ~~~~planning to age dis-gracefully~~~~~
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RHP User
16 years ago
1. a battery charger! 2. a packet of those endless tim tams for every room. 3. condom vending machines, where a swift kick is all that is needed! 4. 3d glasses for every resident. 5. a huge water slide 6. a poker table, or is that a pokehim table? hehe 7. a pool table 8. a dart board (for the hormonal among us) :) 9. fluffy slippers for every one 10. a pool with a spa attatched and plastic plants in every corner for the voyers to hide behind :) 11. rollerskates, and go karts and coin opperated shaking beds for transport up and down the passage ways 12. a doorless costume room free for all. for the dress up parties that start on mondays and end on sundays. ...and there would have to be panadol on tap atleast. ....and a psych ward attatched,... ....and it would have to be at least a 69 room hostel so Trish can find her way back safe and sound. ....and Mr whippy van with no wheels, but an on off button for the music. ....and there will have to be garage/work shop where the men can (or try to) fix their cars and bikes and we can sit back and enjoy the scenery, and then go for joy rides around the block :) ...a rubix cube, knitting, and nail polish to fill in time while we wait patiently for Stalky to call "NEXT" !!! God I hope we get day passes to the gardens day and night too! -maple-
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RHP User
16 years ago
...including the people!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
How do you take your eggs miss ? BadDog.
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RHP User
16 years ago
A paramedic.....to deal with all the above. And he would be needed after all the Viagra being used.. lololol huggies sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
And one of those swimming pools where you can swim up to the cocktail bar.
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RHP User
16 years ago
An electric chair? (not the wheel kind)!!!! or if we still in the dark ages some heavy pillows ?? just for those that wont give in this is just for those that cannot manage to fuck themselves to death
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RHP User
16 years ago
and a youngin to change tyres. i'm over that NOW.Jacks on tapand BBD, they can take their eggs fertilised or notas won't be planning on hangin around for real long.ahahahahahahahahaahahaOld Earl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmfao Tinky... you make dementia sound like a thrill ~ You're HIRED!! Another round of blue pills please Nurse... and trim the hem on that uniform pronto! Hugs Stalky Quoting 'tinquabell' Oh I'd buy into that for sure! Vibrating beds "to prevent bed sores", a porno channel "to stimulate mental alertness", sex swings hanging from the ceiling "to help the residents in and out of bed" ....plus, its a winning situation for the blokes- chicks who can take their teeth out for the night! (ok, on the count of 3.... "EWWWW") A few reliable sources told me that with the help of little blue tablets, nursing home residents get the most action out of any age demographic... no chance of getting pregnant, dying of syphillis at 85 aint so bad, plus you can screw the same 'housemate' night after night and they don't remember any of it... every time is another one night stand!
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RHP User
16 years ago
which reminds me...son goes to visit his 85 year old dad in an age-care facility...(must be politically correct in this day and age...giggles)and ...Son: "How's the food dad?"Dad: "The food is fantastic...get what i want, great cooks, always satisfied, can't complain"Son: "And how are the other residents?"Dad: "Oh they are great...and we get to play super games, indoor bowls on thursday, indoor soccer on tues...no complaints"Son: "...and how are you sleeping?"Dad: "Never better. Every night i get my hot chocolate and viagra at 10pm...sleep 9 hours solid"Son: "...Ahh...i seeeee...dad, would you excuse me for a moment please?..."Son walks out and walks up to the nursing station, introduces himself and says..."My dad tells me that every night he has a hot chocolate AND a viagra...would you care to explain yourself?..."The nurse replies, "Oh, your dad is such a dear. Yes...the hot chocolate helps him go straight to sleep...and the viagra stops him rolling out of bed..."Jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
The bailiff hasn't arrived yet....and i was sure i would of qualified for earlier retirement....Is the Position Of A I N (Assistant In Naughtiness) Taken....?If It Is I think Im Going To.....have toSneak in Via The Delivery Truck Entrance.........
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Letsgetcrazy09
16 years ago
Monster Gophers, piss off those little batteries, lets put a thumping V8 in there!!....and race track to go with it.... and for the rough terrain just fit those babies into wheel chairs.... Jelly Wrestling, supervised by the physio of course!!....got to keep those muscles toned For those that can still pee, how far can you get up the wall!!! $1 a try!!!!! Bungee wheelchairs......nudie can sit on my knee Ohhhh gotta put some more thought into this......the mind boggles....lol Cheers Lets
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lolz Nudie.... I've always wanted to own a Brothel with a sign that says... "discrete rear entrance" Anybody else got ideas for what job they would like in Stalky's Nursing Home? Hugs stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good Morning Stalky...Re:Application for Advertised A.I.N Position See attached PG...and Validations.....Few questions i have about the positionAre Staff Permitted to use the Home Facility's Will this be a Permanent Position or Casual ....Until i qualify for retirement myself...?Will I have to Update My Blue card...?Looking Forward To hearing From You Nudiexxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Rub 'n' Tug facilities but the admin guys didn't let my post through. :( Can we have rub 'n' tug?
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Ringleader
16 years ago
Super sex... Or just soup?
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