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Nudist beach etiquette
January 21 2022
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RHP User
4 years ago
If you aren't there to pic up ransoms, and just trying to sunbake nude with your partner, then just say no thanks. If he continues to try, then you have to be more forcefully verbal. They move away quickly when you raise your voice and other people may hear. If you let one harmlessly join you, they generally start wanking, nek minut you have 5 more meercats joining you from the sand dunes. Well that was my one and only experience. 🤣
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Obi1kenietzsche
4 years ago
Does said gentleman have beer?
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FeistyFatty
4 years ago
Fuck off Douche. Have done on many occassions.
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RHP User
4 years ago
It happened to me and my ex a few times. Once, the guy was geniunely friendly, a visitor to Perth, and we had an interesting conversation. The others approached us in full wanking mode, so were told where to go. Its a nudist beach, not a shagforall beach.
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Ex007
4 years ago
“Join us for what?”
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RHP User
4 years ago
There has been something to laugh at every time I have been. From the guy walking around ‘flashing’ every one when he got close (haha mate, it’s a nudist beach 🙄) from the guy watching a couple wank then coming over to us begging for forgiveness for his filthy habit 😝 to the 90 year old with the biggest cock and the filthiest stories of years of debauchery 😂 always a great day at the beach 🏖 I am lucky enough not to have anyone behave to badly though, they all left us alone when we politely asked them to.
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Flirty2020
4 years ago
Our advice is to behave as you would on a clothed beach. Do you walk up to random couples on a clothed beach and plonk yourself down next to them and start chatting / trying to pick them up ? If not why not ? Why should it be any different on a nude beach? The problem lies with the meerkat mentality. People who think that nude beach = opportunity for sexual behaviour and becoming a sex pest. Nudism is not about sexual activity on a beach. It’s not about swinging nor standing close to a couple wanking. That kind of behaviour is not acceptable nor tolerated by the locals as it has resulted in nude beaches losing their nude status. So to answer your question, if a male plonks himself down right next to us and attempts to chat us up, we make it very clear that we are not interested. We cover up our “bits n pieces “ and he then quickly gets the message.
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RHP User
4 years ago
Your best bet is to preorganise it with a couple or a person.
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Sawadee
4 years ago
To answer yoir question ... l / we would tell him to fuck off.. You wouldnt do it on a clothed beach , so the obvious conclusion you are only there for your own kicks.. Ive had a couple sit near and start chatting to me only once , but l could never just walk up a couple without a invite.. Too obvious to why a man would do this.
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jenniecruising
4 years ago
From us it would be a polite EF off, we have absolutely no interest in randoms approaching us at the beach.
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BeachOasis
4 years ago
JustLooking4, is this something you've tried? If so, how was it received ?
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RHP User
4 years ago
The trick is to get a narwhale costume and pretend to be beached right near them. And make sure a 'How to Rescue a Beached Narwhale' pamphlet somehow appears by you with explicit information and advice saying that when out of the ocean the whale's horn becomes extremely erect in search of oxygen. Immediate direct mouth to mouth to the horn is required to be a good moral human who cares about everything #add me @narmale I mean @narwhale
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RHP User
4 years ago
Just a straight up Fook off plenty of beach for everyone to have their own space. Being approached in the water to just say hello is fine. Then a quick thanks for the chat and back to my towel is not viewed as a open invitation.
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Flirty2020
4 years ago
Our latest pics were taken on Sunnyside yesterday. The beach’s nude status is currently being reviewed by local government with the view to closing it down . This is due to unacceptable & lewd behaviour by its mainly male patrons. Will be a pity to lose it as a nude beach
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RHP User
4 years ago
Nudist beaches are relaxing, expect for the dickhead that finds a need to come up to you. Or lays near need you and want to wank.Just leave people along . We just want to lay around read a book have a swim in peace.
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RHP User
4 years ago
Its these pervs that give us nudists a bad name. Take a photo then send it to the local police. They probably already know them.
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RHP User
4 years ago
Some single guys are serious douche bags on nude beaches simple. If only there were security guards to usher them off. Worst guy I saw was a guy walking in knee deep water taking selfies of the people naked in the background on the sand..one guy with his wife grabbed his phone and broke it in half. Respect!
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rwp9969
4 years ago
I'd tell him no thanks if I didnt want to be disturbed, or if they seems nice why not... depends a bit on your partner they may already be a bit self conscious / nervous
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