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Nude Beach...

February 21 2011

Being a very hot day yesterday , Mrs JJ and myself decided we would wander down to a nude beach in Sydney we were told about. We both have fairly presentable bodies so the thought of being naked was no big issue.. However, when we got there we found through no fault of anyones the tide was fairly high and it pushed all at the beach almost on top of each other. We wer'nt too comfortable with this as the majority of those were single guys and only a few woman . Really' we were amazed these woman had any room at all if they wanted to roll over and sun themselves.. they were that close. Anyway, we decided we would rather be comfortable and headed for a rock shelf away from the crowd. Well, no sooner had we spread our towel 3 guys materialized out of no where . They even had thier towels spread and naked laying down before we stripped down to our cossies. 2 of these guys even spread their towels half on bush and the other half on rock... FFS...We were there to enjoy the day so our attitude was , fuck you morons, we both kept our cossies on and just ignored them. We just went about our day and wandered down for a swim.. When we returned another 2 guys were spead out on thier towels with one almost right next to us.. Being pissed off' I told thiis guy to fuck off, which he did. Then a lovely middle aged woman came and sat on a lone rock some 10 metres from where we were sitting.. Yep' you guessed it.. instant audience.. Even some of the guys sitting around us shifted closer to her when they realised they wer'nt gunna get a eyeful from Mrs JJ.. Anyway' after about half hour we went back for another swim and this lady also came in behind us.. We got chatting and she tells us she's feeling rather intimidated with the presence of these guys so we told she could join us if she wanted.. We went back to our towels and she to her's.. Within 5 minutes we look up and heres the lady with her towel laying it down next to ours.. We stayed for about another half hour before we all had enough... We left the beach with our friend in tow.. and chatted all the way back to our cars..So' our day was half good half crap... We didnt get to swim and sun naked but we did get to meet this lovely girl... As for the losers parading around.... pffft... they sure know how to spoil a good day... Whats in their head ? Does the wife know they are at the beach being a fucking nuisance... Needless to say' they will be there next week' but we wont. Mr JJ

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    what a bunch of animals, they're not even discreet about having a perve are they.....right in your face! Fair dinkum....!!!!Cheers Nev....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    If you have been following the thread on 'Getting Naked', you will see that it is not an isolated problem. At Grays Lane just north of Byron Bay it happens all too regularly but not so much right next to you but they do get pretty close. The beach allows for some distance and it's never that crowded that you are right on top of one another. If there was action happening I would think there would be something to perv at, but when you go there for sun and solitude and they park themselves (really) close by and then wank off it is a bit rich. We have taken to firstly telling them to fuck off and if that doesn't work we take their picture telling them it is going onto a bulletin board if they don't move. It seems to work.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We love getting our kit off in nature (although careful of that damn sun!) but pretty much avoid nudist beaches these days unless they are deserted. We prefer taking our chances at other deserted spots but more often than not just enjoy our pool, we're almost sure the neighbours dont look over the fence!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    justjuice - are you talking about Obelisk on Sunday morning? I dropped by and the tide was ridiculous, the water was washing right up to the rocks - barely any beach at all.I was off to the right, there were a couple of couples over there - I wasn't really paying much attention to them, I'd just had 3 hours of agility and sprint training near Manly, couldn't get a park near the beach there... so Obelisk was the best option to cool off/wash off. Priorities: 1. find empty space; 2. get in water ASAP; 3. leave(If you're not talking about Obelisk, give it a try, I've not seen people moving next to male-female couples, though I've had a few blokes come n spread their stuff out - read that how you will - uncomfortably close to me. Basically - 90% of blokes there seem to be eyeing off the other blokes, not the ladies)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hey Puppy.. you sure the neighbours cant see anything... we thought that too until one day one of our neighbours laughingly told us how much she enjoyed the veiw.. hehe.. never felt the same since. sydneyboy3au... no wasnt Obelisk.. I dont know the name but it is near La Peruse.... wont be in any hurry to go back..

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We noticed there wasnt any single guys (1 only ) responding or defending the said perverts.. ? Hope we didnt hit a nerve.. lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Are you sure they were perving on the Mrs?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    An Idea?? I dont go to nudist beaches, so i might be off the mark, but cant laws be intorduced that only couples can attend, or have couples beaches, and singles or something? Might be impractical..but just an idea

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    we get the same every time we go to Byron...they follow us around the beach and withing 10 minutes of us arriving we have guys trolling past and even sitting within metres of us.....even if the beach is all but empty.......and on occasion they have sat and quite openly masturbated in full view of not only us, but other beach goers that have included families with children..........

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'We noticed there wasnt any single guys (1 only ) responding or defending the said perverts.. ? Hope we didnt hit a nerve.. lol I think you may have. Yesterday was quite the go at Grays, not many single guys at all. They were all at the lake perving on the GB action there.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Great suggestion... Im sure there would be many many couples who would agree with that.. But you know what the do gooder's would say.. The beachs are there for everyone., so that would effectively still leave us to defend for ourselves....Sadly, All good sensible ideas are treated like that in our country.. Gotta have some official put his friggin stamp on it before anything happens... hopefully we dont grow old and die beforehand...Mikeandshel... I have a idea.. how bout we get a picture of a face with big eyes...or just eyes only... nail it to a peice of wood and everytime one of these sickos comes close.. stick it in the sand facing them... Do you think they would get the message ?????

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Where do you get one of these GBs down by the lake you mentioned.. Maybe thats all we need.... ?PS.. excuse my ignorance... what is a GB ?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice' Great suggestion... Im sure there would be many many couples who would agree with that.. But you know what the do gooder's would say.. The beachs are there for everyone., so that would effectively still leave us to defend for ourselves....Sadly, All good sensible ideas are treated like that in our country.. Gotta have some official put his friggin stamp on it before anything happens... hopefully we dont grow old and die beforehand...Mikeandshel... I have a idea.. how bout we get a picture of a face with big eyes...or just eyes only... nail it to a peice of wood and everytime one of these sickos comes close.. stick it in the sand facing them... Do you think they would get the message ????? lol no......we take pics of their faces, and i guess with the fear of exposure looming they scamper of the beach as though their lives depend on it.........for pure entertainment value they are hard to beat, but seriously, we have considered emailing these photos to the local law and park rangers.......maybe the newspaper too.....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice' Where do you get one of these GBs down by the lake you mentioned.. Maybe thats all we need.... ?PS.. excuse my ignorance... what is a GB ? its a Gang Bang.........and no, u dont want one, at least not at the lake with the guys that hang there.....eww.... place gets a bit creepy at times....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hi, I enjoy being nude in the great outdoors but never found a suitable place in Sydney. I have done it in the bush etc but would like a beach in sydney thats not so in your face and full of gawks, where each person/couple have their own space etc and can chat if they wish to do so or not. I've never really be game to do the nudist beaches in sydney. I have climbed to little coves before up in Port Macquarie and played and laid around in the nude.. no hassles. except the climb in and climb out of such areas.. But you run the risk of breaking laws etc so be very careful when/where you do it. If anyone know some great places around Sydney, please let me know! Waggy83

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'Where do you get one of these GBs down by the lake you mentioned.. Maybe thats all we need.... ?PS.. excuse my ignorance... what is a GB ? Go with mikeandshell there juice. eeeww. The tree roots in the back are bad enough. It was funny though, a dozen faces in the water, all looking in the same direction. All you see is the face from nose up. And you never know where some of thoses penis's have been. BUT, the lady obviously needed some continuing and varied attention.