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No more nudes!

October 14 2015

Playboy magazine has decided to not publish nude photographs anymore. Yes you heard right, the magazine that was a pioneer of published, fully nude women will now be covering up and blurring or removing the good bits :P It will still include photographs of women in provocative poses, investigative journalism, sex columns and fiction The chief executive said "You're now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. And so it's just passé at this juncture" The internet has given us porn at our fingertips, free, anything, everything, anytime and with phone technology, anywhere. But it has now come at a price. Our beloved Playboy will no longer have rude bits. New generations of teenage boys will no longer know the joys of discovering your pages, some stuck together by the previous owners excitements, knowing that if they can only prise those pages apart, he would get to the really good stuff. No longer will your staples be so carefully removed to allow your unclad beauty to escape unharmed and then blue tacked to the back of the toilet door. You will no longer be put in a brown paper bag, covering your enticing imagery and later stuffed in a box under the bed for repeated viewing. Your rudie bits will be missed by many. RIP playboy nudies, may your nipples always point to the heavens and your pussies glisten in the sun. So, do you think getting rid of the full frontal nudity will increase the sales of Playboy magazine? Do you have any fond memories or favourite editions of Playboy magazine? A eulogy of your own?

Comments

  • couplefairride

    couplefairride

    10 years ago

    The Darwin awards goes to playboy. Watch the demise. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    ever purchased it for the articles...........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    oh well....back to target, k-mart and big-w catalogues :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    as only ever read the articles. Seriously though. I haven't seen one in a long time but wtf would be the point of buying one without the nudie pics

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    All those poor Journo's.... with noone to read them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I totally pranked a blind friend of mine with his Braille version of Playboy..... .... threw hundreds and thousands all over the picture pages.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Apparently Zoo magazine is finishing up. For those that dont know, thats the Aussie bogan version of playboy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Obvious - It is 2015

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Luckily I don't really care Playboy but adieu to the end of an era. I can't see this move improving sales. And Zoo, I enjoyed more than Playboy, but what timing for the news for both to arrive within 1 day of each other. Peachy

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    10 years ago

    The first time I bought a Playboy was they had an article on Peter Brock. Probably the first time bought for the articles.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Bahahaha I'm picturing a sickening face that all of a sudden gets up and screams "fucken book has Tourette's DG....what did you give me???" Lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If you were buying magazines for the nudes back then, Penthouse was a more explicit but similar offering to Playboy, or Hustler though that wasn't as nice a quality. But I don't see why you'd buy a Playboy for anything but the articles given the amount of more easily available porn online - though even with this shift, I don't know how they'll escape the association and resultant awkwardness around buying one.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' Bahahaha I'm picturing a sickening face that all of a sudden gets up and screams "fucken book has Tourette's DG....what did you give me???" Lol That, or the months feature was Miss Measles.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    When you can get all the naked pics you want for free on line. Sign of the times...wonder how Hugh will be able to keep funding the mansion and bunnies...but maybe they are all with him out of love... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Not saying I never ever read or looked at the pics , it's hard not to come across a mag at some time in your life. Just something I never felt the need to buy...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Not saying I never ever read or looked at the pics , it's hard not to come across a mag at some time in your life. Just something I never felt the need to buy...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ask Hugh Hefner. - Posted from rhpmobile