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No, I do not want to be friends with your penis.
March 24 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
All guys read that and get caught in the visual imagery. You know a homer Simpson moment... Mmmmmm Pie's thighs.... and think: "Yes, Of course you can rest your thighs on my shoulders. Surely we can work out if we're going to be friends any old time." and when did it become a friends list? It's a contact list? I think the hot list feature is seriously under utilized.... But I kind of like the idea of being able to sort profiles into my own customised list categories..... Dudes I would bang... Dudes that can bang me... Big dick dudes... Great ta~tas.... Milfs.... crazy ass bitches... Great perve profiles... Etc. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
chocolate! Sorry Vagabonde did you type something? I saw some words but after about four of them it became real hard to string the sentences together. Was it something about a pre-friend friend button? where do you lick on for that?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Or, at least, reasons :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
But even I would like your thighs on my shoulders.
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RHP User
14 years ago
no......thats too general...not ALL guys get hung up on the imagery...some of us can actually read too...and can respond with thought and dignity.... and in all honesty...that opens many more doors.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
I just found out about lists, at the pub the other night. About the hot list and the short list, is there a hotshortlist? I saw a guy the other day who has two profiles, both different from each other , but one has 1500 odd friends on the list, the other just a few. So my guess is one is his online persona, and the other his off-line. I kinda am getting that now as I went into the cam room thing the other day, and I can see that people just like the online sexual interaction, its hard to get a std that way. Though you could get a trojan virus I guess. I add people I actually met, in the flesh so I know they are not ten and are who they say they are. Why ohhh god why would you want to add me as a friend when you have no freekin idea who I am. Psycho chick, stalker chick, be my friend desperation chick, nasty nanna, jail bait chick, or chick with dick that I forgot to tell you about, married chick with husband with gun, saggy chick who takes pictures of herself with her skin tied up in a big rubber band at the back of her, Be careful what you wish for. I remember finding a note about me a guy had written on a post card It said hooked up with an “Aussie chick, friendly but ugly” So I threw his belongings out of the third floor window, ya know a cannon camera does not bounce! And I then left a note on the door and bolted it It said, Dear Friend, I am still ugly but not friendly any more! I wonder if I would still be on his friends list today.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well my friend list is people Ive met and I am genuinely friends with or who I have interacted with on a intimate level - not just sexually, but where confidences have been exchanged...Im honored if Ive made your friends list... And I also don't get the random friend request either.....if Im at the pub, I wouldnt go up to anyone randomly and say "Hey want to be my friend?"....I might on the other hand ask for a random quickie, but thats a whole different conversation.....this isnt frigging Facebook..and I must admit if I see a guys profile with hundreds of female friends on it(to me) it is somewhat intimidating (could this guy be that friendly ???)....and in a city like Perth, trust me, everybody does know everyone....even now I can see th exes dick plastered over many a ladies profile here....its not like its "Wheres Waldo"...!!!..its everywhere But the hot list leaves me perplexed I was the one telling Tuscan about the Hot List the other nite...one of my regular hotties I noticed had disappeared off the scene (profile closed..I wish him well..) so I was wandering thru the "Hot List" section when I clicked on the "Hot Lists" I am on......now I was pleasantly surprised and then dumbfounded...it was nice to know that I was on few peoples Hot List and thankyou for adding me, but what I cant understand...is out of all the people whose list I was on...I have only met one of those people and subsequently played....all the others, (and this is the bit I dont get) have never contacted me in ANY shape or form..no flirts, no messages....nothing.... Now what does one make of that...? Im friendly and open to contact...why would you possiblly add me to a Hot List ....and see me "flash up" every time I log on and your on..not have any interaction whosoever with me ????????? Live people worry me !!!! TR you will always be on my "friends list" xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Friend me. Dare ya :P Also, it's more about social skills than anything else. And the Dreaded Cock Shot. I'm sure they have their place. But it AIN'T my face. I mean that. I don't want to friend your cock!!!!! If its extra friendly, I extra don't want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
... to do the "contact list". I'm still new to RHP & like to keep things private. Maybe one day I will break out of my shell. But like tuscan I have just discovered a bunch of lists im on, gawd knows why? KK XX
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RHP User
14 years ago
Loved the look of the cake. From MKR or can you post the recipe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'SLK27' Well my friend list is people Ive met and I am genuinely friends with or who I have interacted with on a intimate level - not just sexually, but where confidences have been exchanged...Im honored if Ive made your friends list... And I also don't get the random friend request either.....if Im at the pub, I wouldnt go up to anyone randomly and say "Hey want to be my friend?"....I might on the other hand ask for a random quickie, but thats a whole different conversation.....this isnt frigging Facebook..and I must admit if I see a guys profile with hundreds of female friends on it(to me) it is somewhat intimidating (could this guy be that friendly ???)....and in a city like Perth, trust me, everybody does know everyone....even now I can see th exes dick plastered over many a ladies profile here....its not like its "Wheres Waldo"...!!!..its everywhere But the hot list leaves me perplexed I was the one telling Tuscan about the Hot List the other nite...one of my regular hotties I noticed had disappeared off the scene (profile closed..I wish him well..) so I was wandering thru the "Hot List" section when I clicked on the "Hot Lists" I am on......now I was pleasantly surprised and then dumbfounded...it was nice to know that I was on few peoples Hot List and thankyou for adding me, but what I cant understand...is out of all the people whose list I was on...I have only met one of those people and subsequently played....all the others, (and this is the bit I dont get) have never contacted me in ANY shape or form..no flirts, no messages....nothing.... Now what does one make of that...? Im friendly and open to contact...why would you possiblly add me to a Hot List ....and see me "flash up" every time I log on and your on..not have any interaction whosoever with me ????????? Live people worry me !!!! TR you will always be on my "friends list" xx MY theory is that by adding someone to your 'Hot list', you can then see when they're online via your homepage, and then try and start a chat with them. A person doesn't actually have to 'approve' whether or not they appear on your Hot list. Whereas if you try and add them as a friend, the person is free to reject your request. Not that I've done it myself, but that's the only reason I can think of - otherwise, what is the point?
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RHP User
14 years ago
swap the "..." for blah blah blah ... and I bet this is what many guys (that want you to be friends with their penis) just read your post as..."The ... interaction is ... all ... hard, and when I say I like ... good head ... I mean ... arms and stuff ... let me rest my thighs on your shoulders". *le sigh* If it's not too much to ask, please be my friend ...Please?"Keep us posted as to how many extra friends requests you have now received
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RHP User
14 years ago
I just sent vagabond a friend request. What do you think my chances are????
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'jensman1903' I just sent vagabond a friend request. What do you think my chances are????she may send you a nut cracker request for you to put your nuts in it
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RHP User
14 years ago
sob
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RHP User
14 years ago
I double dare you to send her a message with as much grammatical error as you can muster, oh....... and do greet her with a cock shot, she loves those . *runs very fast, and farrrrrrr*
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Tart_Du_Jour
14 years ago
I thought you wanted to be friends with my penis? It gets very lonely sometimes
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Vagabonde' Friend me. Dare ya :P Also, it's more about social skills than anything else. And the Dreaded Cock Shot. I'm sure they have their place. But it AIN'T my face. I mean that. I don't want to friend your cock!!!!! If its extra friendly, I extra don't want to!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...said cock was hiding behind a Mr. Greedy mask? Would that make a difference? :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' I double dare you to send her a message with as much grammatical error as you can muster, oh....... and do greet her with a cock shot, she loves those . *runs very fast, and farrrrrrr* I was 'bout to take your dare then remembered, ...I'm a cheapskate guest. Which flirt should I send her?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'Vagabonde' Friend me. Dare ya :P Also, it's more about social skills than anything else. And the Dreaded Cock Shot. I'm sure they have their place. But it AIN'T my face. I mean that. I don't want to friend your cock!!!!! If its extra friendly, I extra don't want to!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...said cock was hiding behind a Mr. Greedy mask? Would that make a difference? :P upside down for it to have any impact Mr.McHardon
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RHP User
14 years ago
I had a look an saw that Vagabonde accepted my friend request. I think maybe her bark is worse than her bite.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I use my hotlist for profiles I like to perve at..not neccessarily those I want to contact..lol I noticed a theme to the pics I like the other day..lol The short list is for those I wouldn't mind chatting to, when I have a msg to use. :) Friends list are for those I have had reasonable chats with or have meet..
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RHP User
14 years ago
I like it when I see I have been rated hot..or should I say my feet/ shoes have. Lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cat505...added people in the start to my hotlist, as i thought they where hot then to go back over latermaybe send a message, some I didhowever sending flirts and messages soon came to changethen looked in the forumsmainly due to one person who was in my hot list posted a fair bit I thought this wrong as seemed I was following them around so sent them a message explained my reason for removing them, all was fine How ever I should go back through my hotlist and remove all unless I have an active reason for having them there or about to make contactvegabonde - does this pic include if he is in full dressage etc?
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RHP User
14 years ago
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