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Nicknames

October 15 2012

I found myself thinking back on nicknames I've been given and the stories or lack there of behind each one. I'll start off by listing them and maybe you could The same? Just one or two if you like... 1) Pixie- no idea how this came about, but the lads from school still like to torment me with it. 2) Donk- I picked this one up when I was living up north... Jumped out of the water and My board shorts had outlined my...package... Apparently I impressed some people. 3) Duck- as in forgot to. Copped a broken nose in a bar fight while I was working the bar. 4) 007/Ben Bond- working for the government, my boss happens to be family. Some of the guys thought I was a spy... Even when they figured out I wasn't, the name stuck. 5) Porn star- given to me by a close friend after we started exchanging our home made porn... 6) Mr. 50 shades- given by same friend after I disclosed a recent purchase list. 7) Hollywood- I used to frequent a bar that was supposedly where "ugly men went to die", it was given to me by the staff because they I said I was to handsome to be there every Friday night... Feel free to share

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RHP User

13 years ago

Mr Modest?

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RHP User

13 years ago

Twinkle. short version of twinkle toes, my dad gave me that as when grown ups took of their shoes, I would put them on and dance around the house. Blondie has been my nickname for as long as I can remember. I am a bit ditzy at the best of times. I have blonde hours! forget the moments.

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RHP User

13 years ago

pinky ,,,,,,,,,and not because i have a small one ,,,,,,,,,,,,you figure it out ,,,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,

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13 years ago

... some of the guys nicknamed me "Judo Jim" because of my interest in Martial Arts. Well actually I was into Tae Kwon Do but this didn't phase them. There was a popular drink in the region called 'Doctor Jurd's Jungle Juice'. Some other blokes thought my nickname was "Jungle Jim" and that I must have been something of a piss head. The truth is, I don't drink (I know, shock horror, right) so, to avoid confusion, they all started calling me "J.J.". ...To avoid confusion??? I don't look anything like Jimmy Walker.

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RHP User

13 years ago

"Hey You!" and "Sod Off!"

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RHP User

13 years ago

I give everyone I meet a nicname... it helps me remember their name too, and creates a bit of a "private joke" effect when texting a new woman. Women in your life who are reading this are feeling very special right now...

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RHP User

13 years ago

Triunity, I think I'm modest... I don't talk my self up, not intentionally or knowingly. Mischievouslad, promotions? You'll have to elaborate on that... My brain is not functioning properly. Not enough sleep.

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RHP User

13 years ago

Named by the ladies I have gone down on;) as in ohhhh God, yes! Tehehe :p

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RHP User

13 years ago

Jensman, Ah the memories of living in Newie and Jurds Jungle Juice. LOL

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erotictouch4u

13 years ago

Grandma There was another lad in my class who had the same christian name as I so since my grandmother lived across the road from the school my teacher decided to always call me "grandma" to tell the difference between us...the name stuck with all my mates calling me that all through primary school ET xox

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RHP User

13 years ago

✗

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RHP User

13 years ago

but I loathe being called babe or hun...

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RHP User

13 years ago

Hot Lips - no idea why as I don't have voluptuos lips Sexy Legs - from all the track work I did at school I'm guessing as I was only around 12 when I copped that name Rebel - Not disclosing how I got that one Trouble - See the above answer! I will add that I haven't had a nickname since I was about 16 though, scary thought that I got them all so young! Hugs...xFunlovingx

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RHP User

13 years ago

I've got three myself:1. "my enigma"/"the enigma"- given by 2 exes and my uni psych, apparently they couldn't figure me out (hence the username).2. "blackout"- not a nickname perse, more a term that had been used to describe me on numerous occasions. 2 origins, 1 being that ive been known to get blackout drunk and undertake in hazardous/ silly/ streaking behaviour. and 2, i get a bit too competitive in my sports (apparently i dont listen to common sense/teammates...just to win) and yes i have to agree with xFunLovingx on those sexy legs ;)number 3 shall remain a mystery.

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RHP User

13 years ago

Nick's not one of them :p. I usually get 'carters' or 'medication' and no I'm not elaborating.

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RHP User

13 years ago

But here's two that I can share: trouble and messer :)

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RHP User

13 years ago

but fuk it.. here goes.. puffs out chest... sucks in gut....Lead dick.... as in weight of my enormous penis..Mr Magic.... due to my overwhelming staying power.Wet togs.... because my manhood stands out sooooo much.. when I only really wanted to cool off...Sturd.... caus I buck like a stallion... I said buck not f - - kPinnochio.. never understood why they call me that ? can anyone help ? Sorry ' didnt mean to talk myself up like that , Im really a very modest man just trying to let fems know what they are missing out on...if I dont tell them....Anyway... now the B S is outta the way... these are the real nicks Jay... Short for my real name... So many ppl picked up on this and it stuckLopper.. nicked by my team mates from my nrl days ... (rugby league )JOD ... from my school days.. a teacher nicked this one..Chopper.. my golf mates.. from my awful attempts to hit that little fkn ball..

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13 years ago

Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Quoting 'DeviousMissM' I give everyone I meet a nicname... it helps me remember their name too, and creates a bit of a "private joke" effect when texting a new woman. Women in your life who are reading this are feeling very special right now... You just want one........ Touché

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