RHP

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Nice Guy Quarantine Area

March 02 2010

Are you a nice guy not getting any action?   Does your flower bill exceed your fuel and condom bills?   Do you need somewhere to complain about it?  Well here's your spot.  Let it all out, show everyone how nice you are and how it's not helping in the ladies department and collect some sympathy....    But don't hijack the other nice guys thread....

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Tho Im guessing by the time my thready bit is approved this post will be DUST.....darn it...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ok Jean I will get the ball rolling here, At the risk of being shot by fellow, fellas that have enough trouble just getting the ladies to reply to them even in the negative. As a Married guy it could be said that I should just be happy with my lot,but my lovely and I have embarked on this trip of adventure and along the way we have offered each other little side trips. My issue is this and I understand that I am not alone.....Many couples and single females state that they want couples and infact only want the female partner to which I have no problem but our couples profile states that we are both STRAIGHT!!!!! and that my wife is in NO WAY INTERESTED IN 3 WAY ACTION OF ANY KIND. (Driving my wife nuts and risking putting her off the whole swinging thing)Add to this the couples and single females that show interest in my singles profile, even after all that it states and then they carry on like it is too good to be true that a lovely lady such as mine could " Let her dog off the chain " from time to time.I have absolutly NO ISSUE ALLOWING my lovely lady "Off her chain" with the single guys, something that she quite enjoys and them too I might add so my bitch is, am I to believe that it is me or are the couples that state they would like MFM or for the Lady to have her way with another fella Just here to gain some perverse kick out of other genuine guys.Oh and Please dont tell me it is the ratio because I will scream!!  We genuine nice guy's are here, we do put ourselves out there and If you dont't want us please just say so is it that hard.My bitch over if anyone, and I know it has been asked before, can shed a little light on this issue I/We would be thankful

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    lmfao Jeano. You funny bastard!   I'm a nice guy Jeano... by why? Why do my posts keep getting deleted! hehe. My dick is no smaller than a lot of other guys with full access privileges... It's my abs isnt it. That bloody spankkrock has good abs... I bet he's got instant access. Bastard. hehe. Girls can read his posts instantly... why Jeano Why do all the ken dolls get instant access rights, when us "nice guys" get downgraded.. The whole world is against me!     Hugs Stalkazza

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    This post can be like a little zoo where we can look at them and tap on the glass. Are we allowed to feed them?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    This can be the Roswell of the forums. You may think they exist, others may mock you, you may see them occasionally dressed as old ladies sitting in a bicycle basket flying across the moon or perhaps bursting out of a stomach cavity...   Aliens exist. Nice guys? The jury is still out...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hi everyone,   I am a nice guy from the southeastern suburbs who enjoys walks on the beach, picnics in the park, flowers and sunshine and hugs. Why do all the women in the world that i have meet seem to take an instant dislike to me? Is it because I treat them with respect? That I listen to what they have to say and consider it before I make my reply? Perhaps it is because I always hold the door open or offer them my hand as they walk down the steps? I love giving flowers. I gave my tax accountant flowers. Why when I give flowers do people avoid me?   I go out on dates as often as the next guy, but when the woman I am enjoying spending time with proposes a sexual liaison, I decline, stating I respect them too much to debase them with animalistic thrusting into their nether regions. I want to be in love with someone to make the act special and human. From a higher plane of existence. Sadly, these women never call me again.   I am at the stage where I am so confused and fed up I thought I would turn to the one place in Australia where I might gain the knowledge and experience to make a transformation of self. Can you please help me?   I feel I need to hide my basic fundamental urges under a veneer of disrespectability, to engage in acts I find false and hollow, and secretly nurture the nice impulses I have. When making love to a woman, should I think how nice it would be to feed her Belgian chocolates when she demands I pull her hair? Should I fantasize about stroking her with a feather and telling her my hopes and dreams for our children as I pin her to the floor by the throat and slap her face as she requests?   I am so mixed up inside. Its like my Light Traveller is hiding, deep down, just waiting for the chance to lunge out and help some poor old lady cross the street. I hate having to live like this, but if anyone were to find out about the real me, they would shun me for the social outcast that I am.   I do have a plan though. The next time I am with a woman who wants me to tie her to the bed and blindfold her, then invite a stream of strange men into the bedroom to penetrate her demanding yet helpless body, I am going to invite in a couple of florists to satiate my desires.   Nicely Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'randomtip' The next time I am with a woman who wants me to tie her to the bed and blindfold her, then invite a stream of strange men into the bedroom to penetrate her demanding yet helpless body, I am going to invite in a couple of florists to satiate my desires.   Nicely Random     ...of a nice guy Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sorry Random, but screw the flowers! Nick is onto a winner with the caveman style...   Just club me over the head, drag me into a cave, distract the 27 kids with a few rocks to play with, mate with me sabre-tooth tiger style, then feed me a dinosaur kebab when I wake up afterwards.   Mmmm...bliss :P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    GrrrrrLet me in!!!...come on guys...*pleading and whining*...please?theSHERIFF

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    pfffttttttttt....just as i thought...damn room's empty!!!....theSHERIFF

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi random...There are women on here. that would appreciate the fact that you treat women with great respect whiletreating them as women.My ex did all the things that you mentioned eg buy me flowers, take me on picnics,cook n have candlelight dinners,even brush my hair, sing, and open the car door, pull out a chair and other simple acts of romance.I remember a time when i was working with him( i operated the the tilt tray while he managed the machinery.)and one night it was our anniversary..i'd forgotten it..lol but he hadn't..we were close to one of the runways at Sydney airport...when he suprised me with a diamond tennis bracelet but just watching the planes circling before landing n taking offand seeing the stars sparkle...was soo romantic..sorry off track..lolxoxomummadon't need to be in love to have romance from time to time

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    And we broke in the bunk bed...hehe..then went back to work.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Nick_Wilde' She broke my heart so I broke her arm. Twas a fair trade :) You should write for Hallmark   Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    C'mon Random. No man does that on purpose. I did break my sister's wrist in a pillow fight though....   HUgs Stalky