RHP

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Next Life ( Hypothetical)

September 26 2011

Ok, So you pass on, but before you do, you get to choose what Animal you come back as in the next life (Hypothetically speaking)What would it be, and why ?I'll go first:I'd come back as a Bald Eagle, the reason being, the freedom of flight and the fact they have absolutely amazing eyesight.Anyone else ?

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    One of those reticulated pythons that strippers use in their floor show.... I got the tongue for it.HugsStalky

  • Mr_Minotaur

    Mr_Minotaur

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Python Prey a mongoose... as for me...an Otter because they are so FUCKEN cute and playful

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    For me it would have to be a dolphin. The only other mammal that has sex just for the pure enjoyment.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    its hard to get a handfull of tittes if ur an animal without hands. or maybe a shark. two cocks=twice the pleasure.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Next stop is not down for me.. Think it would be fun to be a god and never die again. (is that hell ???)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Bodyjaxxx' Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Python Prey a mongoose... as for me...an Otter because they are so FUCKEN cute and playful Mmmmmm.....and also so appropriate..heehee I would come back as a Dolphin. They are the only other mammal to participate in, and enjoy, sexual activity for pleasure as well as procreation.......that has to be a great reason. Lubey xx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    something that fucks a lot

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I am coming back as a woman. Still too much to do to fit into the one lifetime so I will have to have another shot at it. l If I need to choose a four footed, furred or winged and feathered animal...I will make it a pampered domestic cat. Laze around in the sun whenever I want, just a simple look of distain at the bowl to have my human slave running to find my favourite food (which tends to change often and without warning), getting cranky and taking a swipe at the human slave just because I can.......no scrounging for food and shelter for me like the wild animals. If I am a particularly clever domestic pussy cat I can make friends with the family next door and double the food, treats and spoiling.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    a bear , I like to hug

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    a bear , I like to hug

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Oh my goodness there IS a piece of soap there!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...has an owner (retired lonely old person) that just pets and strokes me all day long, oh inbetween my 20 hours of sleep a day (is that how long cats/dogs/pets can sleep)?   zzzzzzzzzzzzz purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...has an owner (retired lonely old person) that just pets and strokes me all day long, oh inbetween my 20 hours of sleep a day (is that how long cats/dogs/pets can sleep)?   zzzzzzzzzzzzz purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ....cause their entire social structure revolves around fucking and settles any disputes with a good shag!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    For obvious reasons

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Paramecium with attitude

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    its got to be a BEAVER cause it can give its owner hours of fun