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December 21 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
I guess it would depend on who you ask...but the scale is tipped to "naughty" again this year. That said, I did write a very compelling letter to Santa just in case. This year, the old boy better deliver or I going on Oprah and tell the truth about him and all those..."elves"? Mrs. S will own him in the ensuing divorce!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Have I been naughty or nice? It really depends on who you are talking to. All I can say in my defence is that I have been good. Even when I am being naughty... I have been bloody good at it So no I dont expect he will be climbing down my soot encrusted chimney. I have not had it cleaned after winter and if I hear the scrabbling of reindeer hooves on my roof I may light the fire and singe his fat arse anyway. All those years my kids sent him letters when I was poor, destitute an struggling.......I still had to fork out for the gifts. I want more than a please explain!
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RHP User
15 years ago
My name is Meeka, and I have been a very good girl this year and I am always nice to everyone. I have met some nice people this year and I have done lots of exploring. I think I want to be an explorer when I growed up. So Mr Santa can you please bring me all the things I need for 2011 - A calendar so I don’t mix up my exploration dates A flash light so I can see in the dark Kama Sutra cause I hear that is the explorers bible Some handcuffs and rope in case I catch any bad guys A strap-on – again in case I catch any bad guys Some anal beads and a butt plug – in case I catch a snake A gimp mask - cause they are truly scary An enormous strap-on in case I ever meet wowwow A camera so that I can take pictures to put in my exploration scrap book But what I want more than anything Santa is to have a fun, adventurous & exciting 2011.
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RHP User
15 years ago
and world peace of course.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't know if I have been naughty or nice, hell some say I could be considered boring lol Now I have this pathalogical fear about sitting on some old bearded guys lap, I don't care what he is offering, it just ain't happening. But if he still wants to partake in the gift giving department, well I am of simple means. All I want is for a lady, perferably one whom I find attractive to take some notice, not just look at the profile photo and ignore/block/laugh hysterically. See, not asking for much am I :-( Mooka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was NICE for most of the year but that got me nowhere so for the remaining two weeks I've decided to be NAUGHTY. SO SO SO VERY NAUGHTY. I'm hoping Santa will come and spank me in the middle of night, he can use my handcuffs, I'll leave them next to my bed. I don't mind if Santa brings some of his elves with him. Could make for some real "ho ho ho-ing". Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' I was NICE for most of the year but that got me nowhere so for the remaining two weeks I've decided to be NAUGHTY. SO SO SO VERY NAUGHTY. I'm hoping Santa will come and spank me in the middle of night, he can use my handcuffs, I'll leave them next to my bed. I don't mind if Santa brings some of his elves with him. Could make for some real "ho ho ho-ing". Hugs, Miss Saturn Hahaha! Miss Saturn, your post reminded me of a poem I read the other day on a blog. Have copied and pasted here for the giggle value: Twas the night before Christmas and all through my place all was darkened except the gleam on my face Laid back in a recliner with some wine and some beer nothing on but laced panties to show I’ve been a good girl all year When up on my roof I heard such a clatter I spread my thighs and laid back even flatter Pretension of sleeping was the trick I would play to coax my dear Santa for a roll in the hay Down through the chimney he came with such ease glancing my way I could see he was pleased What have we here was his comment so low a sweet tiny morsel her skin all aglow With the ease of a magician off went his costume of red showing his south pole with its huge candy cane head Pulling me close I felt his fine beard first tickling my legs to my spot he adhered His entrance was smooth as new fallen snow I was in wonder just how deep could he go He started to laugh and shook his body of jelly which gave me pleasure from entrance to belly With the power of Reindeer that were hooked to his sled he filled me with pleasure from my toes to my head No wonder his wife is contented all year to be way up north with nobody near When he was finished he gave me some winks I know you’re not sleeping you hot little minx After leaving some presents and a few winks from his eyes twas up the chimney he started to rise But soon he got stuck his pole still out of place because of his thoughts on me and my space So out the door his face red with a smile he left in a hurry to cover many a mile As he called out the names to each on his team it seems he forgot them and started to scream On Dasher and Prancer and who ever you are get me distant from here and this Chantilly sex star. Now I’m all alone and Santa’s not here but I’ve a feeling he’ll stop once again next year Personally, I'm relying this Xmas on Santa being very real and I suspect he's bringing an entire sack full of surprises for me! ... How many more sleeps now? I can't wait! Merry Christmas Everybody!
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RHP User
15 years ago
That's quite a list, any guy would be 'hard' up finding something special for you :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I had a word to Santa and the big S agreed he would find me someone naughty to be nice with...wait, that's not right...oh yeah, someone nice to be naughty with....hmmmm, I'm liking it, go Santa! :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' I was NICE for most of the year but that got me nowhere so for the remaining two weeks I've decided to be NAUGHTY. SO SO SO VERY NAUGHTY. Hugs, Miss Saturn A holiday fashion statement, Miss Saturn....naughty is the new nice! Besides, I've got a dossier on Santa with pics and signed statutory declarations from the elves...he is going to be hard pressed to call anybody naughty and happy to go live to air on Oprah if he doesn't deliver this year. So much for the list and checking it twice...he's owned! | Christmas caroles never go out of vougue... "Deck the Halls with Bras and Panties" comes to mind? I've already stolen the Chinese silk ropes off the old boy's sled and the bag of adult toys he had planned on leaving for all the "good" little girls and boys. Time to take to the air and fly down your way...all I need to find is a landing strip? It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... | ...time to end the myth that Santa only comes once a year.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wowwow is now very nervouse of meeting Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
to be out of this trainwreck and onto the next brighter stage in life bring it on Santy.....For my friends on here and in the real world whatever it is your searching for to bring you fullfillment in 2011 and the good health to enjoy it. Heres Cheers and Santy just something to bring a smile to my dial that would be all i ask..... And you know what i mean santa....And Santa I have been nice, far to nice over the last 8 years so now its time for the goodies lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'll have what Meeka100's having!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Flirty... Now I'm all horny. Or maybe I'm just hornier ! What a delicious fantasy... to have a romp with Santa. Of course I'd need a Santa with a 6-pack hidden under his suit and the beard would need to be removed. But if anyone knows of any yummy guys who like to dress up then dress down, send them my way. Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow09'Wowwow is now very nervouse of meeting Meeka But wowwow don't you think you deserve it? LOL Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Always nice.....and hopefully some one for me to be naughty with....hoping to be bedded early before xmas
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' What a delicious fantasy... to have a romp with Santa. Of course I'd need a Santa with a 6-pack hidden under his suit and the beard would need to be removed. But if anyone knows of any yummy guys who like to dress up then dress down, send them my way. Hugs, Miss Saturn Miss S, as fortune would have it...'tis also the season for the annual shaving of the beard and a clean face, at least until it grows back over the next 4 weeks! That tres' chic rugged look suits this time of year as I am going to be outdoors doing one of the things I do best outdoors. Amongst other things that I do well...outdoors. | A six pack, Miss S? Funny, I thought you were more of a "champagne and diamonds" sort of woman but if it's beer and zircons...I never forget my roots. Domestic or a Belgian import? | ...now then, can you sing Christmas caroles?
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