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New Nut....?
January 12 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
Start humming "Swing low, sweet chariot"? Damn it! only took one line and now it's stuck in my head.. both the song and the image.. .Sometimes I'm up, and sometimes I'm down, (Coming for to carry me home) But still my soul feels heavenly bound. (Coming for to carry me home)If I get there before you do, (Coming for to carry me home) I'll cut a hole and pull you through. (Coming for to carry me home)"Swing Lowwwwwwwwwww, Sweet Chariot"
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bondage_reality
14 years ago
Let it drive you nuts !!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I guess she could politely ask him why he doesnt wax........lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
I would just ignore it too to be honest. Gawd how embarrassment. Can't men keep it in their pants FFS?? xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
I think the protocol is to burst out laughing really loudly and then get every woman within 10 metres to come over for a laugh. If he asks whats wrong just say '...oh nothing' and smile
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ask him if he seen the chinese version of the classic ..Nut Cracker Suite, starring Won Hung Lo
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RHP User
14 years ago
There is. You call him spuds from now on. It's the Australian way. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
that was his pick up line........ haha
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RHP User
14 years ago
His pickup Nut you mean Nostrings. LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
LOL
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RHP User
14 years ago
I would have to ignore it. Difficult I know as your eyes would be drawn to his crotch all day. I would always wear a secret little smirk reserved for him though.
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RHP User
14 years ago
In times of distress we turn to our Friends for guidance:"Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."
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RHP User
14 years ago
...his shorts are as you want to buy a few pairs for your *insert some male significant other* then ask him if they wear well. Make a comment that he really wears them a lot and they get a bit too loose if the liner stretches and he hates wearing jocks underneath. | Subtle...but if he doesn't get it, make sure he hangs out with someone else at lunch. | ...of course, you did just happen to drop something and just happen to notice?
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Lifes_great
14 years ago
Tell him to keep the 'mouse in the house!'
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Letsgetcrazy09
14 years ago
Ah the old kiwi fruit escaping the bag trick eh
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RHP User
14 years ago
I think poking it back in with a finger is the only right thing for a work colleague to do to help a brother out.HugsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
He was probably just airing the old furry beanbag out after a lengthy laptop session.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I think if you consult the policies and proceedures manual you will find that all nuts should be securely stored in an air tight container marked "may contain traces of nuts" If she is alergic ensure there is an epipen available.
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erotictouch4u
14 years ago
That was in the pocket with the other nut ET xox
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RHP User
14 years ago
You could start with - "Excuse me....... but I think there is something leaking from your shorts.....I think the squirrel missed a nut....there is an escapee from your shorts.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Im beginning to think you should run Deportment Classes. ;D
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RHP User
14 years ago
put my hand up for that ^_^
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your comment - "I can clearly see you're nuts!".
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RHP User
14 years ago
Got the Giggles about here Quoting 'justjuice' Ask him if he seen the chinese version of the classic ..Nut Cracker Suite, starring Won Hung Lo Still Giggling...Quoting 'Letsgetcrazy09' Ah the old kiwi fruit escaping the bag trick eh Burst out Loud Laughing....Quoting 'StalkyStudFatDic' I think poking it back in with a finger is the only right thing for a work colleague to do to help a brother out.HugsStalky Totally Lost it Here, Tears in the Eyes and all.....took me almost a week to replyQuoting 'Aqua_bumps' I think if you consult the policies and proceedures manual you will find that all nuts should be securely stored in an air tight container marked "may contain traces of nuts" If she is alergic ensure there is an epipen available.
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RHP User
14 years ago
oh look! a jatz crackers just popped from his shorts?? lol
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